everyone keeps assuming i'm a lesbian
Everyone keeps assuming i'm a lesbian
are you a lesbian ?
Fix: buy a t-shirt that says I LOVE COCK, and wear it regularly.
0% lesbian vibes.
No. Its just cause u ugly
This. Polite way of saying wouldnt bang
Pics plz
>>Shave more
>>grow out the hair on your head
>>stop drinking shit booze
>>stop being so fucking miserable
PROBLEM
FUCKING
SOLVED
don't have blue/pink hair, or lots of piercings
then, stop being an les
if youre straight and people think that you're lesbian, then just become lesbian and people will think that youre straight, you're welcome
of course not .i love qt boys
Do you look like a lesbian? Show face.
i shave already. i don't have dyed hair
i just look like a normal girl
Probably because you act and look like a stereotypical dyke.
Rape the next guy that calls you a lesbian to assert dominance
I’ll be the judge of that.
>don’t be so insecure
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i dont. im a normal girl with normal interests
post a pic if you really wana know
And yet your hair is probably shaved on the sides or dyed some obnoxious kool-aid color.
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The solution is sharpie in pooper.
1, nose ring. 2, you look like a bitch, not a lesbian. So people are just stupid I guess.
Do you talk about how good pussy tastes a lot? Bc you just look like a girl.
Its actually just an open metal hoop. I have no piercings
I'd wife you.
you are not a lesbian nor girl, you are a gay boy you are not tinder whore, you are a grind faggot
8.5/10 would girlfriend
Tits or gtfo
Brush hair, ask a guy you like if you can suck his dick. If he says no, call him a faggot. You're welcome
yeah that ring look lesbian
I bet some lipstick would cry out you're hetero
would gf tho
>Fix your fucking eyebrows. The thick brow look is not for you
>Get glasses frames that work with your face
>Take care of your skin more
>Stop dressing like a motherfucking dumpster fire
t. Cosmetologist that hates current beauty trends
>1of4
>BITCH PLEASE
t.Mcdonalds employee with a cosmetologist license
Try dressing more feminine.
However, This user has the quickest fix.
I know the feeling. People keep thinking I'm gay because I like to suck dick.
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That's because you're fat and ugly. Once they get to know the real you they'll know that the real reason you don't have a boyfriend is that you're also rotten inside.
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I'm not buying it. No Tits or Timestamp.
Just ditch the nose ring and ask a dude out. Make it an older dude if you don't want college kids to hit on you suddenly or a slightly younger guy if you do.
Even if that were true, I'd be a step up from your basement dwelling, troglodytic, neet, Carl from Jimmy neutron looking ass
Then take it out les or not it's trashy. Start putting out more, you know, get your name out there. Gotta find the line between being thought of as a dyke or thought of as a slut. That is if you actually give a fuck about what other people think of you... I stopped doing that long ago and it's been working out more or less...
If the screenshots are ever from Snapchat, you are not talking to a girl. Baited, friends.
Yo quick side note how the fuck did she screenshot the first image if it was her who sent it. Retards.
Without nose ring
Really cute.. and your lil tongue.. yum :)
Moar?
Every girl is a bisexual in waiting. You've experimented. Don't lie.
How are you retards getting baited this hard ?
If you like someone let it be known to others. That way nobody can make up what they don't know.
Maybe cause the exif data on the last one checks out and she never claimed to be timestamping?
I dont. Just sick of being called a dyke
How the fuck do you check the exif data if Sup Forums delete it when a pic is posted?
We need to see your tits before being able to give any sound advice!
Stop making out with other girls, being around them only, always being touchy feely and hanging off one, etc aka stop doing dykish things.
You don’t, he’s full of shit. Sup Forums has been deleting exif data for half a decade or more now.
Whoa does it really now? I feel like i'm about to get trolled into ordering a fuckload of pizzas
What would I say... You dress like a lesbian, you have lesbian type glasses, take the classic lesbian pics, you use a nose ring and probably you have a lot of friendzoned male friends. Free tips for you. use some make up, change your haircut, change your glasses for ones more femenine, grab your best friendzoned male friend and fuck the brains out of him.
ITT: Newfags thinking their actually talking to a girl for the first time in their life
Learn2sage
Also. I wasnt the girl who started this thread as most of you have so elegantly pointed out. No one thinks im a dyke. Im in a relationship, and i steal threads all without a timestamp
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