Whats the most edgy/fucked you thing you’ve done got away with?

Whats the most edgy/fucked you thing you’ve done got away with?

Go my sister to drink my piss. No one believed her when she told people

I stuck a rat up my sister's cuntpipe then kicked her down a flight of stone steps

You guys are sick this is the old Sup Forums I remember

You totally shitfisted the English language here. It looks like you had a stroke writing that post.

I've been with two married women and one married man. It might be relatively easy to get into my pants. Aside from being a whore I don't do much edgelord activity. I try to be as nice as possible.

i try to over feed my pals so theyll get fat and ill be the skinny one

If girl that’s hot, if guy you’re a fag

No. That's standard hillbilly English. Also explains why the two responses involve sexual abuse of sisters.

wore SS uniform to school.

And wonder why you ate lunch by yourself throughout High School.

Raped a 14 year old girl in the ass.

Green text?

>green txt

Kept a 14 year old runaway in my apartment as a sex slave for the better part of 6 months. Its unbelievably easy to manipulate people who are both desperate and stupid, and who have an addictive personality. I just kept feeding her booze and oxys, then had my way with her intoxicated self.

Analled my little sister about a dozen times

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I'd love some story behind this

share all you have

One time I shitposted on /b

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gangbang with a passed out girl at a party. Everyone was drunk as fuck and there were around 9 of us, some friends and some random dudes, we all had a piece of this drunk drugged up blonde girl. Luckily the main offenders got the blame and had no details for the rest of us when she cried to the cops

>Was OP in edgekiddy bred on Sup Forums
>took, like, a MILLION nigger dicks in muh ass
>fuckin LOVED it
>mad AIDS'n'shit
>would do again/10

Wanna know I I know you and your buddies are total scum?

bump

I fuck my daughter

Damn

Hooked up with an cougar in her early 40's-late thirties, barebacked the fuck outta her.
She had zero birth control, and I pumped her full of cum like 4 times.
Ghosted immediately after.
>pic related, the marks I left on her tits

kek

Where are you from?

ok tell us about it

>made it up
The End

more of her legs

Awwwe look at little Timothy, being a big edgy boy, using the computer on his own for the first time.
Careful now, go check the Kid Cuisine you were heating in the microwave. It might burn.
You dont wanna get mum upset, especially after you convinced her you're old enough to use the microwave on your own.

Yeah I know. We were all drunk as fuck and I thought she consented cause by the time we went into the room she was being spitroasted. After we had fun (I came too quick lol) the main two were being real aggressive with her

MI

gross, you fucked a fat person.

I went on a bender in college that lasted about 2 weeks. Years later I find out through friends that I impregnated six women during that time. They didn’t ever contact me to claim the kids or pay any type of child support.
>kek

smartest move to make tbh fam

My brother once gave me some of his piss. Filled a bottle up with part fresh orange juice and mostly piss. I drank it, the absolute cunt.

Oh fuck you that's not how blackouts work you 12 year old. I think 6 men got YOU pregnant because you crave cum

What happened to her after those 6 months?

>impregnated six women during that time

Please... You know, no one gives a fuck on an anonymous imageboard right? You don't need to bullshit anyone with your desperate stories.

>Titty fucked and got blown from my sister.
>Fucked and got blown from my aunt
>fucked a girl, her best friend, and her sister purely out of spite

tits or gtfo

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My friend's mom and her new husband were trying for a new kid. He was shooting blanks and was going in for "fertility treatments." As a prank I roofied her and fucked her as many times as my 12-year-old cock could manage...something like six or seven times. Nine months later she had a boy!

Proof?

I came inside a girls food before because we we're fucking but she's a real cunt to me and everyone around her, though really hot.

I also made her eat my cum as sex finished in exchange for paying for her lunches/dinners. Still owe her like 20 meals.

She came over one night after breaking up with her "true love", and since she's sub, I forced her into sex because don't waste my time with sentimental bullshit I don't care about, tied her up, came inside her a couple of times without condoms, etc... After that she was actually happy that I took charge and made her forget and what now psychological shit.

Good times.

barebacked gf w/o birthcontrol. broke up with her as she was preggo. she lost baby in 5th month. never talked again to her

Who the fuck said anything about blackouts?

Fucked my best friends college GF of 3 1/2 years.

Nah, but your on Sup Forums m8. Also all that happened 10 years ago. Now me and my sister don't speak anymore and she's a complete fat tumblr femanazi whore

I used to piss on the wall at work and over time it began to stink so bad,they had to re-do the bathroom

Daaamn thats evil. What do you cook?

Hahahahah that's fucking brilliant.

Didn't do my homework yesterday haha 8 grade sucks am i rite?

Broke into my best friends house when I knew he was at work and stole all of his guns, then traded the guns for an ounce of meth.

>green text

>pissed on wall
>brilliant

You're a little slow aren't you?

>As a prank I roofied her
>fucked her as many times as my 12-year-old cock could manage

Where in the blue hell would a 12-year old get roofies?

I didnt see my first nigger until I went to college

I jerked off in front of a middle school girls gym class, omg those booty shorts

when i was 4, i found some lipstick on floor out the front of my school
so, i picked it up and decided to write FUCK in foot high letters on the front of the school building
i have no idea why i did this, i was very young and the memory is faint
but i the next day, i was sat in the classroom like any other day when the headmaster walked in
called my name and said i had been 'a very sneaky beaky' and left the room

Wouldn't say so really, no. He purposefully pissed on the wall at work so it'd fucking stink. It stank so much they had to redecorate the bathroom. That's pretty funny to be honest. Sorry I felt like I needed to explain it to you, you seemed a little slow. Nice green text though, really made good use of it.

I ate my drunk, passed-out female co-worker's ass. It was nice and pungent, too.

Also, I jacked my friend's dog off about a dozen times and she has no idea why he likes me so much.

Prob property damage for a couple of 100 000 euros, or driving on drugs and alcohol

Are you a muslim or a nigger?

How fucking retarded do you have to be to let someone tie you up like that, hold a knife next to your throat, take a picture and claim it's fetish porn?

knocked up girl while her hubs was deployed, used a fake name and burner phone. found out later mini me landed 9 mos after. they're still married.

Why yes, yes I am. What tipped you off?

It's user board so might as well get it off my chest

I dabbed once and i liked it

Killed 2 kids. I mean teen/young adult not like toddlers lmao.

Story?

>6 years ago
>be me, 19
>go to party at friend's house i college town about an hr away
>get there
>get shitfaced rather quick
>spend a little while looking around the party for some girl to plow later on
>find some chubberfuck
>she's down
>party dying down after 1am
>her friend says they have to drive back home
>chubberfuck has work at 9am
>turns out they live in the same town as me
>offer to drive slammerpig home early in the morning
>again she's down
>we go down to vacant bedroom on the main floor
>do nasty porn stuff
>finish
>tell her I left a case of beer out on the back porch and need to go get it so it doesn't spoil
>put shoes on and slip outside
>run to my car
>peel the fuck out of there
>head back home and sleep great that night
>wake up to text from buddy who owned the party house
>"lol"
>haven't seen chubberfuck since

That's probably the edgiest thing I've ever done. Still find it hilarious

let's just say that some fumes are lethal so don't fall asleep inside a car parked in a garage on a cold winters night

Have a really close friend that got into heroin. I successfully got him clean and whatnot and then these 2 guys that sell got him drunk one night and convinced him to buy some dope. I found out, went over, offered them some money to stop selling to my buddy. They took the money (of course) but I found out about a week later they sold to him again, and that a local girl had OD'd from their shit. So I went over one day dressed up like a junkie and shot em both. Didnt take any money, drugs, or otherwise just left the door open.

I kind of traded her to one of the guys I buy pills from, as she had become increasingly annoying and a drain. Plus I had set my sights on someone better. So yeah, she ended up as some dealers pill slut. After that, who knows.

this was for you Sorry that Im a fucking retard.

Ass raped my gf more than a handful of times. She hates anal and I won't take no for an answer.

missed school
and i wasn't even sick LOL!

I've fucked three mothers, was friends with two out of their daughters, and destroyed one marriage

this is really common actually

how did a cave dweller learn to type in the first place?

Drunkfucked my girlfriend and her sister once. I spiked their drinks and took full advantage of them, but to this day they think all us just were completely drunk wasted, so kinkiest things happened. They were completely ashamed next day. Watching them liking each other pussies is the best experience of my life so far.

I called in sick for school this one time and i wasn't even sick! hahaha! just once though

I stole a bunch of chewing gums.

Thanks for explaining, it's fucked up but I feel like you did more good than bad

>be me 8
>played outside (internet didn’t exist back then)
>see mole in yard
>prevent is from tunneling back in ground
>try to pick it up and it bit me
>put it on tree stump and run inside to grab scissors
>returned to it and used the scissors to pry it’s small jaw open till it snapped
>shoved a pencil into its throat and threw it into the woods
>no one ever found out

Murder ig.

nothing wrong with that. you just had some fun.

She definitely became a white trash whore.

Raped an octogenarian with Alzheimer's.

>nothing wrong
... Sometimes I forget how edgy you are, Sup Forums.

I feel terrible for the poor thing

I got my drug addict friend to buy and hold some drugs for me. He said he was compleatly clean at the time and told me it was totally cool but he ended up taking everything and almost died.. he's fine and clean now, would never do that again though, i was a fucking retard

I forced my then girlfriend to do a gangbang. Maybe 10 guys was a little much for her first time. She as basically tied up and bent over and one after another, my buddies went to town on her. Afterwards, she kind of shutdown and told me she didn't ever want to do that again. We broke up a few weeks later, because her friend Debbie was a degenerate whore and heard what we did and she was down for anything.

rape a friend of mine whenever she gets drunk and falls asleep at mine. Filmed it a bunch of times.

Congratulations, you sir are a full on psychopath.

You were on the police report as John Doe user.

still got the vids ?