Hi Sup Forums. I'm having an ultrasound of my crotch soon...

Hi Sup Forums. I'm having an ultrasound of my crotch soon. Whats the best way of not getting a boner from them rubbing that area with gel?

Take a Viagra before you go in. That'll help.

>not getting a boner
afraid of asserting your dominance? you gay or something?

No just trying to avoid an awkward situation.

Let yourself get a boner then laugh.

gay

The cold gel will shrink your dick, don't worry.

I've had one on my balls and trust me, you wont. It's strictly medical, and your going to be thinking about the shit going on, and results more than boners.

It's not sexy at all - even if it's a female doctor.

Had my testicles scanned last year for testicualar cancer (luckely they found nothing)

It was a female doctor, and I felt no rush what so ever due to the fact that she was looking for signs of cancer.

>inb4 felt no rush because you're gay.

Literally most awkward thing ever a hot add nurse walked me back to the room but luckily a ugly nurse did it also they used warming gel on me I would have been fucked I just sat and thought about funny ass shit to say like so you come here often ? Lolol

Margret Thatcher naked on a cold winter's day

the gel is cold af and it will be a male hand touching your balls

if you get a boner you know what that means

the doctor's a trap?

Got one run on my balls here a few months back, the doc was fucking hot as hell too, I couldn't help getting half mast. I swear she saw me biting my lip to kill boner, so she'd move the wand around even more, wasn't even looking at the screen most of the time.

Jerk off before you go

nigger its not awkward
doctors and nurses are used to it and wont give a shit
if it embarrasses you then grow the fuck up

Cage it first and leave the key at home. That'll keep it under control

If you’re having this done, you probably have testicular cancer.

There are very few things that will shrink your dick more than watching a radiographer's eyes, trying to figure out what they’re thinking, ultimately whether or not you have cancer.

A boner is the least of your worries.

Regards, cancer patient.

did you or her say anything about it?

We were making light conversation mostly, pretty intense towards the end trying not to laugh and bounce chub on her hand lmao. Had full staff on my way out.

haha so she never said anything about it getting hard at all? she must get that a lot. did she touch your cock or just balls?

trust me you wont get a boner, they press really fucking hard sometimes painfully into your body to get a good picture, the gel is also cold as fuck and in the 3 times ive had one for kidney stones there is usually 3 people in the room 2 doctors and 1 placement /trainee.


can guarentee you wont get a boner.

i had it done to me once you wont get a boner trust me

Just get the boner, point at it and shout BONER like Beavis or Butthead, take your pick

She was rubbing the wand right under my balls, so my cock was sliding back and forth over the back of her hand. If she would've actually grabbed it, I would've been done man. She didn't say anything but made a surprised sound when she was looking at the computer screen, she'd accidentally slid my dick between the wand and her hand a little.

fuck yeah man thats hot.. Did you drip any pre cum for her? Did she clean off the gel herself?

My ultrasound was done by a fat chick probably in her late 40's so I had no problem

Probably, couldn't really tell with all the gel and laying flat on my back. Nah she just gently laid a towel back over my chub and watching her ass leave in her tight skirt got me a full on stiffy. In hindsight I'm glad I shaved down there a couple days before lol.

Whiskey dick
Drink some whiskey

Its a normal reaction. They don't care. just live with the embarrassment and try not to worry about it.

this.

had a testicular torsion scare a couple years ago... the female ultrasound tech probing around my nuts was in no way arousing

Think about Oprah sitting on the toilet

Boner would be the best possible scenario. Just hope you don't jizz all over the technician.

practice by having friends rub gel on your dick.

masturbate furiously like 6 times before too