Ask a guy about to eat an omelette anything

Ask a guy about to eat an omelette anything

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why is there jizz on it?

Did you add something in it, looks like you added cheese.

Is it one like Fanny Cradock's?
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why so much oil fam?

I'm hungry now but I don't want to sober up. Fuck you op you disgusting nigger monkey

That looks burnt and dry.

it does not actually, i would eat it OP, looks good to me

I let the eggs cook normally for a few seconds before stirring it into an omelette

I added cheese in the middle but I like the outside a little crispy

Margarine for flavour and non sticking

A little crispy and not dry at all

All done
Overall stats:
Flavour-7.6/10
Cheese to egg ratio-6/10
Look-7/10
Mouthfeel-8.5/10

7.6 that's fucking specific

Autism on fleek

you gonna put some hotsauce on that bad boy?

Having stomach problems so I’m staying away from hot sauce but I did already eat it and it was good

2 points:
first point, why dont you fill your omelette with some shrooms, bacon or other things?
second point, did you juice on your omelette for some extra protein or just for the taste?

Why are there pubic hairs off to the right side?

He probably figured he was gonna get protein from the pubic hairs.

Sometimes a plain cheese omelette is nice

Must be on your monitor I don’t see anything