/heem/ - Top Lads Edition

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News:
>heem every here without touching them with this one simple trick!
bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/7/15557868/feature-xu-bad-blood-throwback-mma-in-china-news-tai-chi-kung-fu-shaolin-weibo-ufc-asia

>Iaquinta Bonus ban
bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/8/15575270/ufc-official-al-iaquinta-bonus-ban-fighter-summit-knee-surgery-mma-news

>Gastelum done fighting in Brazil
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufcs-kelvin-gastelum-says-hes-done-fighting-in-brazil

>Johns-Gagnon added to UFC FN 113
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/brett-johns-vs-mitch-gagnon-added-to-ufc-fight-night-113

>Struve-Volkov want to fight at UFC Rotterdam
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/stefan-struve-and-alexander-volkov-want-ufc-fight-rotterdam

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bjpenn.com/mma-news/angela-magana/report-four-female-fighters-nude-photos-leaked-online-fbi-now-involved-case/
youtube.com/watch?v=-nd3_-BOPDw
youtube.com/watch?v=bsIY-O6Ig1E
twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA/status/861642130179182593
twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-post-event-facts-cub-swanson-sets-new-striking-records-both-good-and-bad
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

good thread, but you made it a bit too early

Outstanding thread OP. Anything better than a fat muzzie's

Which fights are you most hyped for on the main card, fox prelims, and fight pass prelims of UFC 211?

For me, it's

>Miocic vs Dos Santos
>Jotko vs Branch
>Antigulov vs Christensen

Shut the fuck up and go back to /r/mma, bitch

bjpenn.com/mma-news/angela-magana/report-four-female-fighters-nude-photos-leaked-online-fbi-now-involved-case/
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NUDE LEAKS CONFIRMED

6th for Paige

Do you think Masvidal's takedown defense and ability to scramble will be good enough to keep his fight with Maia contested on the feet at UFC 211? Personally, I have my doubts. He's good on the ground, but he's never been known as a stellar anti-grappler like Whittaker.

>No Maia
>No Frankie
>No JJ

But why

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I meant to say "Which single fight out of each individual part of the card are you most hyped for?".
I'm interested in every fight on the card except Barzola-Benitez, but those are just some of the ones I'm most interested in.
Which fights are you most interested in, if you don't feel like using that template?

Why does it seem like "funky hair guys" are always getting BTFO?

youtube.com/watch?v=-nd3_-BOPDw

Yeah I understood what you meant after making the post desu, didn't read it properly.
The ones I mentioned are probably the ones I'm most interested in, as well as Stipe/JDS of course.
All of them have pretty big consequences depending on the result

based spain is back yall!!!

what did joanna mean by this?

Welcome back, jon

Get friends you fucking loser

where ronda rousey finance at

Why is a Spaniard using my name?

no idea, but the only exception I can think of to that rule is Marc Diakiese
my guess is that most fighters who get funky hair do it because they aren't good enough to be noticed based on their skill, so they feel like they need some sort of gimmick for people to remember them

If Joanna loses at UFC 211, will eating anything unhealthy on the embeddeds be established as a curse?

>Khabib eats Tiramisu, liver fails and he's forced to pull out
>Wonderboy eats a slice of pizza, loses the more decisively than the first fight

don't be negative or use bad words on /heem/, this is a wholesome general

>he's never been known as a stellar anti-grappler

How to tell someone literally started watching at UFC 194

Imma take this swangin and bangin train to the gym now, lads.

>211 is the first stacked card that will potentially deliver since 205

>some guy asks for a pic
is that the guy from heem?

omg i literally can't rn
i can't even im ChOknIG??????????

JDS' kid is adorable

Back from your medical suspension after I heemed you (again) pretty badly huh?

she doesnt need that dog snapchat filter
look at tongue
i bet she can do some wicked stuff with it

poor bigfoot cant catch a break, and Im pretty sure that's the guy that ngannou uppercutted

STOP STEALING /HOC/ MEMES FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

Literally bet the entire farm on Jessica.

>The steak that ended the Pettis FW meme
>The tiramisu that heem'd Khabib
>The pizza that destroyed wonderboi's chances

post your picks for UFC 211

>Miocic
>Andrade
>Maia
>Edgar
>Cejudo
>Alvarez
>Knight
>Jotko
>Vick
>Aguilar
>Barzola
>Gordon
>Coulter
>Antigulov

Oh that manolo faggot that pretends he isn't a manolo is back.

No one gives a shit, faggot

yeah, it is
he also got heemed by marcin tybura recently

are you going to post your picks or not
also, just how casual do you have to be to not give a shit about ufc 211

GET HEEMED LAD

you'll get banned again sperg, slow down

Look out, Boy Wonder!

They need to hurry up and announce some fights for 214. I'm not dropping money on a card with only 2 or 3 fights confirmed.

i dont know why this goof keeps impersonating swisOP but ok he is still studying finals so keep being pathetidc

Steepay is such a goof but he's the toughest man on the planet.

haha where is this from
this is hilarious

*pathetic

he'll be back this week before 211

kek

Anyone still in school that posts on here is a loser. You should either be studying or trying to hook up with girls.

Overeem vs Werdum

Who?

What do you think about Misha Cirkunov? I think he's a future champion, I can see him beating everyone in the division, except maybe DC. I think he could tap Gustafsson and heem Glover.

my last final was 5 days ago, fuccboi

This is hilarious

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please fuck off already you fucking smurf dwarf faggot

these are me

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>Herb Dean stepping in to save Artem

Crooked

Who do you think will be the next Middleweight champion? My guess is Whittaker, I think Romero either lose his next fight [to Whittaker] or be passed up for a title shot in favor Whittaker because he has less momentum.

And that Bisping will fight and beat GSP.

stop these are me artem actually showed some decent striking and put up a good fight
i would unironically like to see him fight doo hoi choi

holy shit dude is this the power of autism?

khabib got rocked, in case you missed it. shit tier striking just like his conditioning

>artem actually showed some decent striking and put up a good fight
He got dominated for most of the fight and Cub didn't want to finish him

youtube.com/watch?v=bsIY-O6Ig1E

If you want any webm's from it just give me timestamps. /heem/ we here lads, other generals btfo

ill give dana a ring my man, ill get this sorted out
*ok*
*yeah, uh huh*
*yep*
*phone click without saying goodbye*

yeah man, they got fedor vs ander's son silver and mighty monkey vs all eyes a quint, ah! on there my man.

Anyone have picture of Bisping with fedora and glass in hand?

>every time you get hit, you are automatically rocked

i'm proud of your deductive reasoning skills, tardboi

dockscum flies into an autistic rage every time I post

its dockie sperging out again that im back

yoel should fight mousasi imo and whittaker should fight rockhold

your obessesion with me is almost as big as yourself you miserable dockelf fuckin loser
you ruin every single thread with your obsession with me and your general shitposting which is literally scatposting
you cant let anyone else have fun in your life because you dont have any because youre a loser

Ban this sperg again janitor.

>Cub didn't want to finish him

LOL

Damn spergy is getting revved up

He didn't. He had him flattened out on his back in the 2nd round but let him stand right up, could have easily submitted him there. Also when he had Artem hurt and Herb Dean stepped in to have the little cut on Artem's eye examined.

you are really mad right now tho, dockshit
why do you feel the need to shit up this general when I post
i'm going to stop responding to you now, I don't want to play a part in this

Has /heem/ ever been so blind with someone winning a fight as they were with Artem?

HE'S REVVED UP

twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA/status/861642130179182593

He's trying to get you banned, he's spamming reports as we speak. He did the same to Spainsperg

Yeah okay dude sure it was just a prank, im sure cub eating a record amount of punches was all just 6D chess right

Lose weight, denounce Islam, and have sex.

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>cub eating a record amount of punches
You just made this up didn't you? Cub came out of that fight unscathed.

This should be interesting

>n-n-n-ext time
>for sure wonderboi will let his shots go next time my guy
>wonderboi by 2nd round headkick
>tyrone will gas in 2 minutes after he blacksplodes

I know, I just now figured it out. It's clever of dockfeces, I will admit. He really had me going.

Anyways, who do you think is the best Middleweight outside of the UFC? I would say it's easily Mamed Khalidov, now that David Branch has signed with the UFC.

>You just made this up

Nope. Not my fault you're some stupid fag.

>unscathed
Just stop. Are you one of those lifelong Cub fans that popped up suddenly after 206?

Please post the source for Cub eating a "record amount of punches"

It's hilarious how you can just make up a lie like that.

There is only one MW I care about sperg

Sorry I'm late boys

/Famous/, Aldo bless, etc

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notice how he cant even get dockelf right
its really sad he talks so much shit about how great his life is and yet lives in the shadow of a college kid like myself whose going to go on and do actually great thngs taht dont require bragging on Sup Forums
but its time to move on from that sad piece of shit
after watching stipe-jds again it is a very underrated fight and was very close but i had junior winning 3 rounds to 2
i think stipe has only gotten better since then and jds has slowed a bit
still should be good tho

The moron you're replying to got it backwards. Cub set a record for strikes landed in a FW fight

>tfw Stipe and Junior are both super nice guys

If only they could both win ;_;

twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas

JUST

>wonderboi won the popular vote!

mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108-post-event-facts-cub-swanson-sets-new-striking-records-both-good-and-bad

Lol you fucking retard. Are you the same obese loser that didn't understand how ETH profit works?

Of course he did, what an idiot.

Cuck Thomas is a loser

Yikes. Relax bro. It's just Sup Forums

Man you forgot the Steak Tartare that nearly prema/heem/d Diego Sanchez.

Lmao you fat fucking losers gonna be hilarious to see you scramble and cry about this in a few seconds

Stupid poor losers. Gonna be in a bigger hissyfit than the obese spergloserOP is right now

Well?

Dillon The Mantis

And Johny Hendricks' burgers

What do you know about ETH?

That you were stupid enough to not buy it and not understand how it works.

How does my cock taste right now, fatso? I'll be expecting your apology and job listing request in the next post

Artem did do a surprisingly good job in that fight, he managed to decisively win a round against Cub Swanson. His stock should definitely be higher now, I think he's proved that he has the potential to be a solid middle of the pack guy.

Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

Fat poor fucking losers