How do you stop him?

How do you stop him?

Therapy

why does he wear the mask?

walk faster than him

suck his dick

The Bear Jew

Mommy love's you.

lol take his mask off

nobody cared who he was until- wait did I just take some bait?

He's been blinded. Dude still has human limitations. So far his most effective weakness is guns and Kung-Fu

Chop his head off. There is only one horror villain that would survive a head decapitation. Michael Myers, Dracula, Candyman, they're all going down if you decapitate them.

Same as any other of these immortal monsters.

Throw him into a giant blender.

Tell him The Love Guru sucked.

That's the problem, though. How are you going to get him in there? Where are you going to find a giant blender? Think realistic, you smart ass jew.

>he doesnt already own a giant blender specifically for this situation

kek, good fucking luck

>October 30th
>get on long flight to some kiwi country or something
>Nov 1st
>fly back

>Capture him
>Tie him up
>Drop pants
>Press my ass on his plastic mask
>Let out a long wet fart to get things started
>Stand over his head and take massive turds over his fake hair
>Eventually his whole head is covered in feces and I don't plan on stopping
>He's not yelling or swearing at me, but I can tell he's in silent tears
>make him my personal poo poo slave

>the year of our Lord two thousand and sixteen
>not owning a giant blender

You're not one of those..... POOR people, are you?

That's how you survive him, not how you stop him.

Could he take out batman?

>see him on the wing of the airplane taking out fuselage

It's like you learned nothing from the twilight zone.

>called mike myers
>looks like mike myers

fuckin ell m80

magma