Its the Zombie Apocalypse Sup Forums. Your only weapon is whatever is on your left side. What is it? How fucked are you?

Its the Zombie Apocalypse Sup Forums. Your only weapon is whatever is on your left side. What is it? How fucked are you?

loaded .38? could be a LOT worse

My dog, and he's a complete piece of shit. 100% fucked.

He knows how to sit, shake, high five, and eat his own shit.

Pair of Red Wing boots. I guess my weapon is style and the ability to run away.

Inb4 everyone has a gun.

A stapler. Pretty much fucked.

Set lmao

>Broadsword
>Katana
>Kaiser axe
>Shillelagh
>Baseball bat
>Various canes

Thanks for picking left OP.

The keys to my land rover. At least I can get out of town and go offroad.

A wall

HK SL8-5 with high capacity mags. Lucky its on my left side on my right is cigarettes.

A swiss army knife.

Not sure how I can kill zombies with a fish tank

Relly old copy of "Mein Kampf", part 1

You can rule over nazi zombies.

Virgin

You wish brother, forge my own shit as a hobby.

Do you have an online store?

I will be fine.

A tissue box to wipe away my tears of joy that the zombies have risen


I suppose I could come up with some Manhunt way to use it possibly

I'm so sure. I bet you binge-watch Man at Arms and think "waaaaaw that must be soooo easy"
Pic related is your "forgin skillz"

Also there's a towel might be easier to use that

Empty pizza box

fuck

I'm a hobbyist man not a merchant.

I only wish I had their tools holy shit. Really though, just about anybody can forge with enough patience. You a kid?

A Lynx deodorant can. Fuck.

Get a lighter and you have a flame thrower.

Are you a brit?

a crow bar.

...

An anca cnc grinder that's running while I browse b....

a mason jar of chocolate milk

A lei, ya know the flowery necklace? Yea nah I'll be aight

on elderly HP DV 9000

wat happen to me?

Download hand to hand fighting manuals.

bottle of Windex.

Steel toe cap boots...Pretty sure im still fucked

A bathtub.

bottle of lube
fish tank
50 empty beer cans
...... fuck it ill figure something out...

Hey we're boot buddies!

A roll of shitter paper.....fml.

So yeah... fucked

Anybody can forge with enough patience, but i highly fucking doubt McNig over here is forging anything but his mom's credit card info so he can buy MLP toys off amazon

>microphone
>ashtray
>glass of water

I'm ded user, wat do?

A jar of pickles ... at least i have food ... yeah i am fucked

Spread lube everywhere so the zombies slip and fall
Break fish tank into shards of glass to use as knives
Use the beer cans and use them as a trip alarm
Youll live at least a week

If you rip open a beer can its sharp. He can make weapons out of the cans.

My pussy.

>The wall
Im good

>Its the Zombie Apocalypse Sup Forums. Your only weapon is whatever is on your left side. What is it? How fucked are you?

my headphones.. :D

HK G36.

sexy as fuck

My dyson fan

Yeah its fine piece. British police use them.

Aren't they banned in the US?

door

so ill just close it

In a public toilet. Only thing detachable is a bin for people to dispose their used tissues/tampons. I'm fucked but at least I've got toilet paper for when I shit myself.

doesn't look like a kinder egg

Toilet paper. I can make spit balls with them and pester the zombies.

pillow, but it's one of those nice memory foam ones do I mean as long as I can find a good quiet place away from the zombies I will have a comfy head at night.

Curtain

>broken glass

Multiple things are on my left, a binder full of dnd notes because I'm a faggot, two knives ones a kitchen knife the other is a shitty kabar, but its on a dresser that has my .22 target pistol in it..and dildos because I'm a faggot.

A steel folding chair. It'll do til I can get to my truck

A cellphone
Ill play some music on it and throw it at them so they focus on it instead of me
EzPie
If i come accross some other zombies, ill uhhhhh

I guess I'll be swinging a keyboard around at them. Or this small kitchen knife. I'm pretty fucked unless they're walking dead zombies.

>steel folding chair
I think you mean aluminum

Deck of cards. Nice.

>Runs magnet over it

Nope, steel.

Nope. It's magnetic.

At least I can be numb when I die

Damn I doubt pretzels are gonna stop a zombie, maybe it would like that instead of some juicy brains?

In kitchen on phone, my block of knives is on my left so I guess I take 6 big ass knives.

In the long run I am fucked because I need monthly injections for the rest of my life to live.

Semen injections

My Juul

AC remote. Sheeeit.