You have 10 seconds to explain why you are not a Muslim b

you have 10 seconds to explain why you are not a Muslim b

i not gay

Kill yourself

I don't like killing people.

My brain works.

I have no idea what direction Mecca is - I might be praying towards Disneyland.

I'm not an animal

Because bronze age desert death cults and their medieval offshoots have no place in the 21st century. I'd rather not base my worldview on the deluded ravings of warlords and cultists that insist I rape and murder anyone who doesn't agree, while also advocating slavery, and extreme oppression.

I am not a Muslim, or religious period, for the same reasons I don't believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

Ummmm 9 11

muslims can’t fap

Ah a fellow intellectual * tips at you *

Because Muslims don't actually exist. They are just a government conspiracy to rile up the public.

i am not a hate-filled shitstain

My dick is still complete

I live in the current year.

Already a Jew

>My vagina is still complete.
FTFY

not inbred

Because I don't feel bad when I wipe my ass with pages from the Koran

im gay and i like pork

my friend is muslim though and we smoke weed together is that even allowed

I'm not a retarded Sand Nigger or a gullible Asian that wants to worship a pedophile mass murderer.

The only vests I own are the non-explosive type.

allahu aladdin

There are actually many negro Muslims like cat Stevens and Muhammad Ali.

Because i still like it when trump assrapes alladin

Western european born and raised, no ties to any religion whatsoever. Muzfags can be cool, I respect spirituality but c'mon, as an old african saying goes, "tradition is not always wisdom"

wtf did you just say about Santa mother fucker

I'm not a savage.

I’m gay.

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This.
Also god not real.

I'm not a nigger either.

Did you just call me an infidel? You are worse than a dog! May Allah have mercy on your soul because I will make sure that your body is crushed under a heap of stones! Allahu Akbar!

I'm not mentally ill.

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Then you aren't a jew either. Good job user

aladdin akbar

bacon

because im not a nigger

Evolution goes forward

jeez, it is called the middle east, there is a clue in the name. unless you live in the far east (another clue there) you would just face east

Because I'm not attracted to goats or children, and I like my women to show some skin.

Cuz I can't explode while shouting dah

Because he's HOLDING A THERMAL DETONATOR!

>>Because I'm not attracted to goats or children
yet you are on the side of Sup Forums where there is nothing but traps cucolding and nigger porn

Cause I love infidels

wasnt born in muslim country

What is in that hat?

I'm not a sandnigger