Chelsea vs Boro Matchthread

>Chelsea : Chelsea team tonight: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Fabregas, Matic, Alonso; Pedro, Diego Costa, Hazard.

Subs : Begovic, Terry, Zouma, Ake, Chalobah, Loftus-Cheek, Willian.

>Boro : Guzan, Fabio, Chambers, Gibson, Friend (c), De Roon, Clayton, Forshaw, Traore, Negredo, Downing.

Subs : Konstantopoulos, Barragan, Bernardo, Leadbitter, Guedioura, Gestede, Bamford

>Fabregas
Good
>tfw no Kante

Chelsea 5 - 0 Boro

It's a lost game anyway, just let Dimi play.

Middlesbrough's squad hasn't looked good all season.

>no kanté
>not going 3 man midfield with cesc, matic and chalobah

it's a lost season, they should have played him all season rather than wasting money on valdez and guzan then complaining you have no money in jan, then sack your manager for not spending in jan

>Subs : Begovic, Terry, Zouma, Ake, Chalobah, Loftus-Cheek, Willian.
Nice depth faggots

I disagree with you.

post >yfw Traore dribbles past everyone and makes a logical pass to Negredo to fuck over >our clean sheet.

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I couldn't (could if the reader is american) care less about the cleen sheet as long as Chelsea win.

Then 4:1

Looks like Carra forgot to drink his weetabix

>It's a Chelsea give the lead away as soon as they get it and have to rely on a scrappy goal from EBGC to win episode

Bamford is going to score the winner

what was conte+wife thinking?

>"here's costa"
>"pedro made the run to his right"
>"hazard just forced a little wider...than he would of wanted to be"
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>"AZZZZAAAAAAARRR OHHH YESS"
>"HES DONE IT AGAIN!"
>"NO STOPPING EDEN AZZAR AT THE MOMENT"

what's his endgame?

That's an episode I'll never get tired of rewatching.

>those digits
not a good sign for this match

>makes a logical pass
this isn't a possibility desu

he's gonna be so confused when he starts balding at 22

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5-0 vs Everton, complete performance.

What's your favorite win this season, lads?

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thats a gril

Http://streamboat.tv/@hawks2 live here

H-Hopefully this one

4-0 against Mourinho. Would be the revenge against Wenger if they didn't concede that one goal at the last minute and ruined the pottery of paying back the 3-0.

Will Conte in Barcelona? Some media are saying about it. What do you think about it?

I don't think he's a fit for Barcelona

You tell me Roman Abramovich

Maybe you should put Conte in chains

Barca only get ex-Barca players/South Americans that suck Messi's dick because they're so good.

>Muh italian so defensive
>Muh barca so offensive

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Would speed up Hazard's move to Barca, not a fan.

my mom literally gave me that hair cut too. what is wrong with people?

What is Boro's master plan for this game?

traore runs fast

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>Gunter got a mushroom cut

why are u surprised

PBM will run

>Maybe you should put Conte in chains
so no sideline shenanigans?

Press F to pay respects to Michy's Chelsea career.

>No injury, and he can't even make the bench but 3 centre backs and 2 youth team players can.

F

X-0 where X is anything from 1-5 because boro can't score for shit

If Costa is leaving Mich might get a chance

>Chelseawinslol

What a shit season.

will a loss confirm boros relegation?

my cut was shorter and i had dirty blond hair though. i literally was rocking pic related lmao

Yes, I think

nope, but 7 points behind with 3 games left

Yeah, they can only get out if they win every game.

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Yup

He has nothing to do there

F

Is this going to be one if those boring 1-0's or an absolute masterclass in breaking a team down?

Mate, he's gone. Everton should take him when Lukaku leaves.

I wouldn't mind if everyone else was in top form and just got outclassed but bloody hell everyone has been shit again. The quality in this league is embarassing for all the money and top managers floating around.

Not really. Conte doesn't rate him 2bh. If Costa leaves, Conte will definitely get a new striker, Michy will be 2nd best again. Conte played hazard as a false nine rather than Michy on numerous occasions

Boro games have been boring all season

How long until Rachel takes over MNF?

I hope so to be quite frank. Wanted them to stay up at the start of the season, but after watching them play a full match against Swansea I changed my mind on them entirely. Fucking shite club at the moment.

He's actually really good. I feel bad for him. If Costa leaves, we should really try to get him more involved.

scenes if chelsea loses

Moorata time?

what is that nutty music?

Gotta wonder if the bubble could really burst.

someone post the full picture of this

Allah won't help your team stop sucking, traore

reminder not to waste your money on hair transplants. they are a waste of money.

go bald gracefully. dont waste your shekels like fabregas and eriksen and countless others who need to get it redone every couple of years

Or Lukaku. Costa has been abysmal lately

We deserve it. Absolutely shocking situation.

Still slightly believe though. COME ON BORO

Conte looks good

holy aloly

I love how willing to shoot Alonso "The next prime Ivanovic" is.

OMG WERE ALREADY GOING 200% INN

Chelsea scores in the next 10min and I'm fucking out of here.

that's because its a toupee, he wears hats when he loses it. why else is he wearing a club hat with a suit

>Marcos A.

(PLEASE STAY) UP THE BORO

>Chambers

whats her end game?

>coster in charge of playing till the whistle actually goes

Why can't he just be a good boy?

>WE

What part of football club are you from?

Why the everliving fuck did we sign Chambers?
Karanka also brought in to many useless Spaniards.

>tfw watching three games at once on a monday evening

WATCH OUR LEAGUE

>traore
>Inaki Williams

Is Spain the next France?

He's just on loan. Negredo will be gone next year as well.

I just want Dimi to play

wtf watching porn

>we
>boro

>you'll never watch your local baker win the league

How2find streams?

hazard goal when

Literally from Stockton m8.

I wonder how much Real will pay for him.

It's happening all over the world lad. It's sort of depressing to think about but it is what it is. As long as >we aren't literally enslaved and lose our rights and shit I don't really care.

CAREFREE. WHEREVER YOU MAY BE. WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC

AMADEUS AMADEUS