Any lonely girls here on b? I need a female in my life. Also hookup thread

Any lonely girls here on b? I need a female in my life. Also hookup thread

You poor bastard, these guys tricked you. Here I'll explain: There are no girls on the internet

this, OP is a faggot

Kek an rofl

Where do the freaky females live?

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it was all my plan to make this the gayest thread possible, you have been entrapped in this elaborate ruse.

I need a girl who is as fucked in the head as I am I figured b was the best place for that

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is there a reason to live?

There aren't any girls on the internet
Only "girls"

Should i just turn myself gay and/or date traps?

Here on the internet men are men, the women are also men, and children are the FBI.

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>and/or
You misspelled "and".

Tbh I cant be into traps because penis turns me off I hate not being bisexual

You'll get more than you bargained for.

No, men are children. The rest was correct though.

Loser.

true I've dated some crazy and dodged some bullets. I want the kind of crazy I am where it's not malicious it just makes me weird and unattractive.

I'm a loser for not sucking dick or?

>Scroogedollars
This is the best part. Fucking lol

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No, you really don't want to stick your dick in crazy.

people say that but I am really attracted to crazy girls