And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that? Yeah, I'm fucking her. The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder. The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her? Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
Christopher Walker
I can suck another guys dick as much as I want...it doesn’t make me a homo because I’m comfortable in my masculinity
Blake Hernandez
It's people like you that make me question life - how the fuck does some asshat like you get women and some guy like me who has their associates currently in doctoring still not get noticed by women. Annoying. Absoultely ridiculous. Fukc you and the rest of the people
Evan Russell
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Gavin Wright
This reply just screams of being a soy boy put down the soy milk and pick up some orange juice. ps a girl is sucking my cock when i took this picture
Aaron Cooper
I've got the opposite problem, the chick I'm "in-love" with seems to only be attracted to peevey little beta males. It's frustrating as fuck because I'm not going to go anywhere near that level but fuck I want her pretty damn bad.
John Cook
Your both so fucking gay, enjoy being a virgin op you fucking faggot
Jose Hall
What the majority of self declared “alphas” on /b actually look like
Pic related
William Campbell
Nothing about you is Alpha you burned out faggot edgelord
Jayden Rivera
sounds like something a kiss less virgin would say here is one more pick a chick is slurping on my balls in this one. fucking fag
Justin Powell
take it easy Rob...
Brody Gutierrez
Then where is the woman, why only take selfies when a woman is slurping down your cock like her life depends on it?
Alexander Torres
Your file name formats tell a very different story catfish faggot
Kayden Garcia
The fuck you on about pussy boy?
James Morris
Can someone enlighten me on alpha males? The internet always try to say that the alpha is the one with status and money and influence with social power.
But then why is the most famous porn story amongst women of all ages the one where a lord with status and social power and money and influence holds a damsel in distress captive and a knight with nothing but his sword and armor on kills the lord and ""rescues"" the damsel?
Evan Ward
God light God bright First God I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have this wish I pray it's tight
Kevin Parker
Who just sucked you off and told you they will always love you? "She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?" Sounds sad "She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics?" Sounds cool "The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her?" I fucked her before you had the thought you slow minded alpha I am the omega I could fuck you too if I wanted too I could fuck your mother I could fuck your son I wont though They are all uglier than SIN
Zachary Jackson
Your soft little meat body has a tiny penis
Josiah Allen
You will never know satasfaction living this life, have fun mr alfa alfa
Logan James
nah youre definitely a soyboy
Mason Walker
"The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?" She sounds dumber than dumb, you should marry that one, you deserve each other, dummy
Jackson Phillips
"That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?" Yea I fucked her too, after you maybe, fuck head STD carrier, THATS OK, WHEN I GET THE CURE I WONT GIVE YOU ANY HAVE HIV PUSSY DICK ASSHOLE FACE
Lincoln Rodriguez
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Jordan Richardson
Answer me bitch little alfa alfa you are an ugly little dummy and you have bad manners
Dominic Gray
Why dont you take your prostate off your pineal gland, pull your head out of your ass, and tell me how we are going to stop the apocalypse
Jason Harris
Alpha vs Beta Beta wins
Sebastian Young
We know you aren't you
Blake Reed
Owned
Asher Parker
I am Jesus, I've been inside everyone at least once since my last death.
Parker Rivera
Fuck off Jesus I dont take penis, I am a top Omega
Chase Hill
Hey Jesus hows the universe end?
Anthony Wright
You aleady my son, child.
Andrew Ross
wtf? that picture is my dad
where did you get that?
Carter Mitchell
I know I know, but exactly how and why did it end?
Adam Bailey
Please listen to me, your dad died, its ok, he's in the Afterlife
Ethan Baker
No one is an Alpha who has to say he's an Alpha.
James Long
It's part genetic lottery, part upbringing
Matthew Gonzalez
Except for Him?
Chase Morris
fat southern women
Chase Roberts
Or perhaps,,, Her?
Carson Kelly
We will cure them and make them happy again, we can How about the men ??? We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him ...
Oliver Garcia
He can make himself skinny if he tries
Julian Anderson
Theyneed skinny genes not track pants
Parker Morgan
LOL This guy in the Okcupid picture is the real deal. Fat, only arm muscle, hairy, and what the fuck is with your red ass face, were you too busy trying to convince people you are an alpha to remember to get out of the fucking sun. Real gangsta alpha here. Lol
Unlike you or that guy, I am big, in control, have muscle elsewhere besides my arms, and smart enough to not stand in the fucking sun till I look like a raw pussy.
If that's you in the picture, get over yourself you fat wannabe bodybuilder and get a life. Lol if that isn't you, I feel sorry for the dumb ass who would pull an image off Okcupid to post here to troll or try to boost their ego. Lol lame!
Anthony Adams
Yea that bugger little birus really got around, it's a good thing we have nanites now
Austin Hill
I don't know any of these hoes.
Nathan Smith
The retarded are destined to die, sorrie ;(
Evan Brooks
Be polite
Landon Parker
Wrong, the retards all go to heaven
James Price
What is the potential benefit of retarded people???
Lucas Turner
They are just human meatbags like everyone else
William Hall
Fuck you my fathers name is John
Tyler Brooks
Well fine if you dont know the answer then go get your dad and tell him to explain to me the answer that I seek, you little demon liar
Michael Foster
Environmental cushioning
Mason Butler
Aha, wonderful point, aha, uhhh, uhhh, uhhg
Austin Jenkins
Haven't seen this pasta yet, is this new? Oh well, time to sage and move on
Matthew Foster
Yes they can be quite intellegently designed but we have some SERIOUS retards here, WHAT IS THERE BENEFIT?
Joseph Robinson
thanks for the chuckle haha nice pasta and pic
Landon Brown
Pussy, I am all alone here, raping this thread with love, and you just pop in to say what a bitch you are
Levi Adams
?
Joshua Ramirez
It does, you are not homo $exual perhaps, but perhaps you are a homophile
Logan Clark
I mean, I don't give a fuck
Jonathan Lewis
Is there an alpha female version?
Matthew Barnes
Yeah the aggressive lesbian
Mason Ward
This version of alpha will eventually be a man who beats his family. If these girls are to dumb to see it coming then they deserve a guy like this
Blake Rogers
I am talking about the Alpha Alpha
Brandon Thompson
There's no such thing as a lesbian
Chase Foster
I'm thinking more along the lines of Stacey to this version's Chad.
Jack Bailey
Just a confused girl with homophilia
Julian Morris
Sorry, you said "FORNICATION?" The correct answer was "MARRIAGE"
Aaron Davis
AA1?
Gavin Young
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY GRAVITY GUN SUPERMAN
Matthew Mitchell
And with that I bid you A due Please If you are going to troll be more subtle I love you Brother
Robert Robinson
WRONG HE IS A CHRISTIAN ONLY MUSLIMS ARE REQUIRED TO BEAT THEIR BLOOD CLEAN wrong Muslims are free to resist temptation and sin
Robert Thomas
My slave is Stillwell SLAVE SERVER IDENTIFIED My inner demons name is rel LOCKING ON TO REL my simulation theory is missi,g details #Findthedetailer SEARCHING FOR DETAILER APLLYING DETAILER Rewrite the covenant of Abraham please APPLYING GOD
Aiden Robinson
Done
Blake Rivera
Waiter, this copypasta is stale.
Also it has the "SQUART ACROSS THE ROOM OEGOMIOM" guy is the image for some reason