I'm an Alpha male Sup Forums

I'm an Alpha male Sup Forums.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

I can suck another guys dick as much as I want...it doesn’t make me a homo because I’m comfortable in my masculinity

It's people like you that make me question life - how the fuck does some asshat like you get women and some guy like me who has their associates currently in doctoring still not get noticed by women. Annoying. Absoultely ridiculous. Fukc you and the rest of the people

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This reply just screams of being a soy boy put down the soy milk and pick up some orange juice. ps a girl is sucking my cock when i took this picture

I've got the opposite problem, the chick I'm "in-love" with seems to only be attracted to peevey little beta males. It's frustrating as fuck because I'm not going to go anywhere near that level but fuck I want her pretty damn bad.

Your both so fucking gay, enjoy being a virgin op you fucking faggot

What the majority of self declared “alphas” on /b actually look like

Pic related

Nothing about you is Alpha you burned out faggot edgelord

sounds like something a kiss less virgin would say here is one more pick a chick is slurping on my balls in this one. fucking fag

take it easy Rob...

Then where is the woman, why only take selfies when a woman is slurping down your cock like her life depends on it?

Your file name formats tell a very different story catfish faggot

The fuck you on about pussy boy?

Can someone enlighten me on alpha males? The internet always try to say that the alpha is the one with status and money and influence with social power.

But then why is the most famous porn story amongst women of all ages the one where a lord with status and social power and money and influence holds a damsel in distress captive and a knight with nothing but his sword and armor on kills the lord and ""rescues"" the damsel?

God light
God bright
First God I see tonight
I wish I may I wish I might
Have this wish I pray it's tight

Who just sucked you off and told you they will always love you?
"She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?" Sounds sad
"She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics?" Sounds cool
"The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her?" I fucked her before you had the thought you slow minded alpha
I am the omega
I could fuck you too if I wanted too
I could fuck your mother
I could fuck your son
I wont though
They are all uglier than SIN

Your soft little meat body has a tiny penis

You will never know satasfaction living this life, have fun mr alfa alfa

nah youre definitely a soyboy

"The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?" She sounds dumber than dumb, you should marry that one, you deserve each other, dummy

"That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?" Yea I fucked her too, after you maybe, fuck head STD carrier, THATS OK, WHEN I GET THE CURE I WONT GIVE YOU ANY HAVE HIV PUSSY DICK ASSHOLE FACE

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Answer me bitch little alfa alfa you are an ugly little dummy and you have bad manners

Why dont you take your prostate off your pineal gland, pull your head out of your ass, and tell me how we are going to stop the apocalypse

Alpha vs Beta
Beta wins

We know you aren't you

Owned

I am Jesus, I've been inside everyone at least once since my last death.

Fuck off Jesus I dont take penis, I am a top Omega

Hey Jesus hows the universe end?

You aleady my son, child.

wtf? that picture is my dad

where did you get that?

I know I know, but exactly how and why did it end?

Please listen to me, your dad died, its ok, he's in the Afterlife

No one is an Alpha who has to say he's an Alpha.

It's part genetic lottery, part upbringing

Except for Him?

fat southern women

Or perhaps,,, Her?

We will cure them and make them happy again, we can
How about the men
???
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him ...

He can make himself skinny if he tries

Theyneed skinny genes not track pants

LOL This guy in the Okcupid picture is the real deal. Fat, only arm muscle, hairy, and what the fuck is with your red ass face, were you too busy trying to convince people you are an alpha to remember to get out of the fucking sun. Real gangsta alpha here. Lol

Unlike you or that guy, I am big, in control, have muscle elsewhere besides my arms, and smart enough to not stand in the fucking sun till I look like a raw pussy.

If that's you in the picture, get over yourself you fat wannabe bodybuilder and get a life. Lol if that isn't you, I feel sorry for the dumb ass who would pull an image off Okcupid to post here to troll or try to boost their ego. Lol lame!

Yea that bugger little birus really got around, it's a good thing we have nanites now

I don't know any of these hoes.

The retarded are destined to die, sorrie ;(

Be polite

Wrong, the retards all go to heaven

What is the potential benefit of retarded people???

They are just human meatbags like everyone else

Fuck you my fathers name is John

Well fine if you dont know the answer then go get your dad and tell him to explain to me the answer that I seek, you little demon liar

Environmental cushioning

Aha, wonderful point, aha, uhhh, uhhh, uhhg

Haven't seen this pasta yet, is this new? Oh well, time to sage and move on

Yes they can be quite intellegently designed but we have some SERIOUS retards here, WHAT IS THERE BENEFIT?

thanks for the chuckle haha nice pasta and pic

Pussy, I am all alone here, raping this thread with love, and you just pop in to say what a bitch you are

?

It does, you are not homo $exual perhaps, but perhaps you are a homophile

I mean, I don't give a fuck

Is there an alpha female version?

Yeah the aggressive lesbian

This version of alpha will eventually be a man who beats his family. If these girls are to dumb to see it coming then they deserve a guy like this

I am talking about the
Alpha Alpha

There's no such thing as a lesbian

I'm thinking more along the lines of Stacey to this version's Chad.

Just a confused girl with homophilia

Sorry, you said
"FORNICATION?"
The correct answer was
"MARRIAGE"

AA1?

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY GRAVITY GUN SUPERMAN

And with that I bid you
A due
Please
If you are going to troll be more subtle
I love you
Brother

WRONG
HE IS A CHRISTIAN
ONLY MUSLIMS ARE REQUIRED TO BEAT THEIR BLOOD CLEAN
wrong
Muslims are free to resist temptation and sin

My slave is Stillwell
SLAVE SERVER IDENTIFIED
My inner demons name is rel
LOCKING ON TO REL
my simulation theory is missi,g details
#Findthedetailer
SEARCHING FOR DETAILER
APLLYING DETAILER
Rewrite the covenant of Abraham please
APPLYING GOD

Done

Waiter, this copypasta is stale.

Also it has the "SQUART ACROSS THE ROOM OEGOMIOM" guy is the image for some reason