/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Smug Barbara edition

>Countdown to Spain GP:
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>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 86 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 73 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 63 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 49 points
5. Max Verstappen 35 points

>News
Nicole Scherzingburger to perform at Baku GP (Well done Baku)
Hamilton on suicide watch
(Hamilton fugs Barbara so pic is related)

1st for ricky wdc

gimi desu

giv babs gf

Finland desu

Digits and Haitian and Guatemala posters are RIP in a week's time.

Smug Pjanic desu

I wasn't really bringing it up to say "this is what's happening" I was saying that reports at the beginning of the season were that Ferrari will have a b spec car with a shorter wheel base therefore some changes to chassis must be allowed
But then again how often are reporters wrong...

I am really enjoying dirt rally atm. I have been using a controller and it's fun as fuck, have been looking for a deal on a wheel because I can see that being way better

Are you ready to hear the Finnish national anthem again this weekend?

But user, Finland don't have a team?

Dirt Rally is great. Wish it had more different stages though. Playing on a controller as well, its tricky as fuck. Definitely doable but so easy to fuck up.

It astounds me that people actually do this in real life on the limit. The margin for error is so tiny and so many little things can catch you out in a major way. I don't think I've yet to make it through a stage on my first try without crashing hard, probably should actually listen to some of those caution calls.

Swedish stages are by far the worst, so little grip and if you hit the snow bankings at all it basically fucks up your momentum and its hard to recover. Only put like maybe 5 hrs into this game so far though.

>Haitian
this is the biggest insult to me, and I sincerely ask that you never make use of it again

also dubs and ricky wins

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Finland always manages to get blown out, proof tonights game vs Czechs. We led it 3-0 to 3rd period and still managed to lose.

Pipe down Haiti.

Why didn't they send Patrik Laine?

The absolute madman has better things to do.

He declined to play in tournament.

I have played 4 seasons of rally and 3 or 4 of rally cross

First season of rally I topped the division and I didn't think I was going fast at all I focused on being smooth not fast. Every season in the next division up I have failed pretty hard because they actually go fast and I think I am way too cautious of crashing taking more time than just going a bit (way) slower. I also took a while to figure put how the calls help me. In my latest season I finished 4th so I didn't progress.
My favourite rallys are the German and Monaco ones.

I can't imagine doing it in a real car, I would probably kill myself or be so slow I get dropped after the first stage.

Rally cross is just stupid. In my first season I let the other cars bully me too much and just about came last in every race. Then in the second season I focused on knocking one car out of every race and did way better. Then the season after that I guess my car caught up in upgrades and I finished just outside the positions that progress to the next division.

IS THAT GLOCK?

why doesnt alonso just make the vtec kick in

fuckin Tappara mongs.

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Because he's Haiti-ng it.

literally banned

Maybe he is w-haiti-ng for something.

Top kek.

Poor haiti desu

Has another country ever been constantly beaten so savagely in its history?

>giving it the attention it craves

Lewlew tweeted a picture for them once so they must be doing pretty well now with all that publicity!! #blessed #activist #savinglives #changinglives

Over/under on the number of dingers that Arrilates gives up in Colorado?

let's just say 4
u

nina agdal > this slav slut

What position will gimi finish this weekend?

4th.

third
vettel will dnf

>Vettel dnf

I dreamt of this desu not a good sign

third
HAM VET BOT VER RIC will dnf

2nd

VET
RAI
HAM
BOT
RIC
VER
MAS

Formula E this weekend lads.

>Monaco
How big will this years pileup be?

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w-why is his car seat not in a car?

you dont often see him in a car these days do you?

Don't be baiting, Haitian.

you dont often see Haitians in a car these days

Wish Ricci luck this weekend

>cant tell if baiting or genuinely doesn't understand how being in a car would hinder taking a good promotional shot
The car would distract from the point of using a safety belt. It wouldn't look as sleek and clean on the poster

at least hes not a nigger like you

Rough Rider Ricciardo

Ride Rough Ricciardo

looks like he's sitting in a baby seat senpai

that's a good post
after 10 minutes of intense meditation.ive steeled myself against the word h*itian
nice trips btw

Not showing the car distracts from the point they're trying to make. It looks like pic related

also pic related but in a dank car, an obvious boner and more watermarks would be just perfect

we're approaching the one year anniversary of when toothpastes started watching F1

My last digit

what have you done

>we're approaching the one year anniversary of when toothpastes started posting on /f1/
FTFY

Bottas Wins Lol for the rest of the season btw

You can trust me I'm Finnish

Trips gonfirm

is that one bong that wanted to see my car here
also digits for vettel dnf

Post boipucci

>sitting up in bed with laptop on lap in darkness
>massive bug flies near screen
>smash it with my bare hands with the same vigor as the times Toto smashed his fists into the table
>bug corpse nowhere to be found

well shit I'm fucked aren't I. Why didn't I just go to sleep instead of checking /f1/

Thats nice bike. Do you know which model it is?

behind Lewis

3rd

BOT
VET
RAI
HAM

Is there any WRC, WEC or Moto GP game for PC you could recommend? I'm tired of playing only F1

rossifags, the game
I dont know if its only on steam or not
ive never played dirt rally so I dont know how much it incorporates WRC but I hear its a great game

>WRC
DiRT Rally, or hold out for DiRT4 in June/July.
>WEC
rFactor 1 or 2 if you're up for some modding & tweaking.
>Moto GP
Heard 'Ride' is shit, that Rossi game is probably your best bet, has a rally car segment to boot.

dubs and finland loses again

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If you fall asleep it will probably crawl in your mouth or something

Richard Burns Rally with the RSRBR mod.

Fuck, I meant

Ride Rough Ricciardo

The Netherlands

is shit

F1 is officially lame this season. This is now /indy/ general.

Pagenaud will win indy gp this weekend. Fight me.

Also, there will be less than 3 lead changes in spain this weekend so don't even try it finland

Last digit is Ham's finishing position

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Indy gp is a road course mate, f1 ran it for like 6 years.

God I hope so

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>implying this isn't the single seater thread

who is the richest driver? and before someone replies with >$troll, it doesn't count because it's not his money, yet

Fuck off Indy Shill.

Bernie Ecclestone

>he drove in F1
>you didn't say current driver

Who's the indy shill because I hadn't posted here before. You just assblasted f1 isn't a driving contest anymore its a building contest with a parade

>t. bubba buckwheat

>he thinks people watch F1 for the "driving contest"

You better not be semantics americunt.

M O N G
O
N
G

At least he doesn't seem down, but I guess having that much money thrown at you would make someone feel better.

Test

More like testing my fucking patience, amirite?

Would Paulie be a good F1 driver?

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this season will be a Vettel - Bo77as two horse race

>inactive
probably Schumi
>active
probably Ham

see