C-Celeb Thread f-for real m-men t-to muse

C-Celeb Thread f-for real m-men t-to muse...

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biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.h
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ayy stutterbro. don't link the other one! lol

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Is this a Riverdale Edition Celeb Thread?

just whatever I guess

F-Forgive m-me g-g-good s-sir... M-M-M-M-My mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a very beautiful w-w-woman and I-I'm s-so lucky t-to have h-her... I-I know sh-she d-deserves t-to have a-a real m-man and I-I simply d-do not m-measure u-up...

yes she is and yes I am jealous

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I-I-I w-wish I-I had the r-real s-stuff t-to satisfy h-her good s-sir b-but w-we b-both know I-I'm t-too w-weak... B-But th-that's n-not th-the whole s-story b-because w-we h-have t-to deal w-with h-her f-feelings t-towards m-me, which a-are v-very strong...

how do you keep her coming back for more?

You saved that vjbluefeet :3

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you made that tayfriend? I love it

beatles suck

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I posted that the other night. It was in an older folder :333

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but how can you call yourself a real man when you can't type like a real man and on top of that you come online to beg for gay sex for pay when you know you're really an asexual virgin and can't even pay the whole enshalado

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Instead surrender your life and all its offerings to the fambo lainey frog who will save your virgin stigma

well I love it very much... almost as much as I love you :3

Fishy VJ mouth :3

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emly back for a deal with the victoria supreme court of justice and a stutterbro alien fu shoo shoo joo joo trollop with kenzie feet on my lap sucking cock for tay tay virgin beta mommy sissy cuck thread

lol
I need some smug juice anony

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hey

fambi lainey is a high roller she is too classy to do cheapskate deals with an edgy black emperor virgin like yourself trainee neeg. She devours oysters and caviar atop the eiffel tower with antonio banderas on thursdays. Sorry you still a poor broken beanut trollop

at least i am not a poor lonely beggar for lesbian love cheating on wesley pipes and shane behind their backs running to the arabian desert in hopes of marriage. Hahaha i laugh at your asexuality

FRIENDZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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But fambo lainey emly is too cute and renders all of trainee neeg's trifles null and void because emly is a CUTE I SAY! A CUTE!

Emma stone has willfully and maliciously rebelled against Jesus for so long I’m very surprise you’re celebrating 2018 in conjunction with her name !?

>typing like an autistic faggot

Do people really think this shit is funny?

what the fuck is this famboliney shit
are you fucking retarded or what?

>funny
you must be new

Emly stone is showing signs of severe rebellion in her lesbian love and it pains me dearly.
She is a pretty girl with high hopes in life.
She and Andrew Garfield make the cutest couple but ever since the lesbian lovers scandal I feel she needs a touch from the Lord's holy hand on her life.
She is too cute we cannot lose her to the devil's temptations.

I'm praying for our baby ehmleigh right now, user

kys

hey

heh there it is :DDDDDD

the cars ruin this photo

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don't mind emly she is just a lonely asexual begging for pay making online lascivious rawkus with Victoria of the Supreme Justice Court and all the fambolaineys blindly follow this frog. Sad!
You can’t really pray someone out of Hell that’s not real, That’s just a lie people tell when someone in their Fambo Laney dies they know it’s going to hell

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Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home! :3

hello

hi boys~

ha too bad you're disguises don't work any more I don't have to do any more undercover work because you have been revealed as the lesbian traitor you are in God's eyes and only the supreme Alpha Commander of the Peace force can undo your transgressions

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Put on a damn shirt, BENZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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wew
fug she's so fine

Emily can't go to hell devils will rape her if we don't pray. Repeat after me:
Psalm 51 (NKJV)
>Have mercy upon Emily Jean, O God,
>According to Your lovingkindness;
>According to the multitude of Your tender mercies,
>Blot out her transgressions
>Wash her thoroughly from my iniquity
And cleanse her from her sin
>For we acknowledge her lesbian transgressions,
>And her sin is always before her.
>Against You, You only, have her sinned,
>And done this evil in Your sight
>That You may be found just when You speak,
>And blameless when You judge.
>Behold, she was brought forth in iniquity,
>And in sin her mother conceived her.
>Behold, You desire truth in the inward parts,
>And in the hidden part You will make Emily to know wisdom.
>Purge Emily with hyssop, and she shall be clean;
>Wash her, and she shall be whiter than snow.
>Make her hear joy and gladness,
>That the bones You have broken may rejoice.
>Hide Your face from her sins,
>And blot out all her iniquities.
>Create in her a clean heart, O God,
>And renew a steadfast spirit within Emily.
>Do not cast Emily away from Your presence,
>And do not take Your Holy Spirit from her.
>Restore to her the joy of Your salvation,
>And uphold her by Your generous Spirit.
>Then she will teach transgressors Your ways,
>And sinners shall be converted to You.
>Deliver Emily from the guilt of bloodshed, O God,
>The God of my salvation,
>And Emily's tongue shall sing aloud of Your righteousness.
>O Lord, open Emily's lips,
>And her mouth shall show forth Your praise.
>For You do not desire sacrifice, or else she would give it;
>You do not delight in burnt offering.
>The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit,
A broken and a contrite heart—
>These, O God, You will not despise.
>Do good in Your good pleasure to Zion;
Build the walls of Jerusalem.
>Then You shall be pleased with the sacrifices of righteousness,
>With burnt offering and whole burnt offering;
>Then they shall offer bulls on Your altar

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Emma going 2 hell

Emma loves the porn star more than she loves her “wife”

samefagging this hard
just fuck off herman

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Honestly. mmm. Honestly.

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she's sucha cutie pie!!!! i laaaaaaaaaav her seeew much

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Omg is this true, user? What is the name of this pornstar? If Emly is an unfaithful lover fallen further from God's grasp we must make our voices heard and prayer morning and nightly because she is our queen and we need to make her proud of us

No u luv Wesley and Shane deism pron star bbc GOD and say Emma is GOD ur lying

I-I-I'm s-sorry g-good s-sir I-I'm j-just l-like a-a chain around V-Vic, w-weighing h-her d-down and p-p-preventing h-her f-from finding a-a real m-man... I-I c-can't i-imagine h-how m-many g-great a-alphas a-are o-out th-there who w-would j-just b-be w-waiting f-for a-a chance t-to get h-her i-if i-i-it wasn't f-for m-me... B-Beautiful a-and h-handsome a-and l-loaded, I-I know th-th-they c-could m-make h-her s-so happy... A-And m-many o-of them w-would a-actually c-care about h-her m-much m-more than I-I do...

dubs checked my Serbian friend

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VJ fucked Joe from Impractical Jokers ;_____________;

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Frambolini Emly was drunk with song,
tawning a mighty heap of words
into the cat-sulls, the people of no regard
she uses, to give her praise and virtue,
their money too, for an eye taste of
her delicious plumpness!
it wasn't long before the lesbian lovers had
their fill; they moved on and started
begging to see her bum!
lift your shirt they cried and show us those
goodies, two of them, each pair, in
perfect harmony, cheek to butt cheek,
the entrance to your bum hole!
Oh dear, frambolini Emly you're in a spot of a pickle and the paparazzi captured you
The sting of lesbian glory was worth the risk for Emly

well you must have a huge peen or something for her to keep coming back :D

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Burning in hell separated from the chance of redemption with God

lmao I saw that one....never seen someone more uncomfortable

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She loves all the porn stars with huge penises
She wants to marry them all with you and your girlfriends and turn your husband into a transvestite so he can suck on her husband’s cock’s
biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.h
tm
Here is emme favorite Bible verse

dubs again

Frambolini frog Emly made the biggest face of disgust
almost popping her bubble balloon cheeks
when a waitress, holding a plate of delicious Christmas treats, came up and asked for one night!
what she offered was lesbian love on her behalf
and anything sparing her life she would ask!
Poor Emly's good name is on the line....
Anymore unsolicited offer of the forbidden lust
Frambolini Emly may not recover from all this
Too much to bare, beckoning another call from to the doctor's office

VJ is as dumb as a bag of rocks but really really pretty :3

she's insanely beautiful and cute and sexy and all that. you're right she doesn't seem too bright but she seems like a really hard worker

Ezekiel 23:20
>She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse
She craves the giant penis and mine isn't the size of a donkey's unless I take some viagra pills then I can please my Emly

A delicious 10/10

heh

This is pathetic.
/esg/ s pathetic. This is not "good old" Sup Forums, this board is drier than ever. Just look at the current threads. There's almost nothing noteworthy or interesting to read or comedic.
Why does this even go on? Oooh, I poast aother funneh-feet post! I use :^) because its so funny and EMILY JEAN IS AMAZING . Even though this guy's post was hilarious and promoted interaction, he said the word "frog" in it so I'm just going to respond with "rude gb2 " that'll show him and improve the quality of this board! I think I'll post another "y she so cuuuute" because it's so funny right??? LOL I changed the spelling of a word to add the letters 'emma' or 'emily' in them haha. Or maybe I'll just make a retarded one-word reply like "WOW!", because that adds so much quality to this great board. LET'S JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER LOL HE POSTED TOPLELKEKFROGE!!!!
I've been here since the evening of March 31st, 2013, and it's astounding to see the rate at which this board degraded from something interesting that made me laugh to this utter garbage.
You're not shitposting, you're just posting shit

oh no no no, no no no, no no no.

shitty emma

:3

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>off by one for the trips
Sheeeit!

Do NOT look away from the lesbian love!
We have to be strong and face our fears.

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