Confess. Do it now, or else!

Confess. Do it now, or else!

Father, I think I've contracted the Gay

I confess... i shipped hitler x satan

Did you act upon those satanic thoughts?

I clop relentlessly.

I have a priest foot fetish
Is this normal?

I summoned satan to drag jesus down to earth to force the rapture

I lick people's armpits and masturbate in whatever closest is closest while I can still taste them.

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I've had to make some boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection. I felt bad because they looked embarrassed.

What the fuck why are there confession threads all over Sup Forums? Someone explain!

There is nothing to explain. Confession threads are love. Confession threads are life.

It's a new meme

bless me father for i have sinned. my last confession was... aww fuck i forgot. its been so long.

>I lick people's armpits

dude will you lick my armpits? i havent showered in a week and they smell so bad.

>Confess. Do it now, or else!

Confess? Sup Forums has gone to shit and I'm sad.

I didn't tip the delivery guy, I'm sorry father

Oh, you guys are doing this again huh?

Fuck you im an atheist
I would shit on you if i could

Father I must confess, I've had sexual relations with my best friend, another man

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I confess father, that is the only way a priest would get me to confess.

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I rather have confession threads than the stupid porn threads tbh... who faps to pics when you can access HD videos?!

Hahahahah....

Don't do it! You satanic lackey!

HA! Better stop me soon, priest.

This is my final call.
Leave him be!

FUUUUUCCKKAHHHHHHHH

I convince questionably aged girls to strip and bate on cam chat sites.

You are a genius kek

I saw American Satan.

Wow this is pure gold

asshole.

What was it?

Can you elaborate a little bit? Ive seen those threads on other board like Sup Forums sci and fit...

He didnt tip the delivery guy

>image1, confess your sins user
>user confesses something gross
>image2, priest is visibly upset/concerned
>screenshot
>spread on normie sites to validate self-worth

Fucking normies reeeeeeeeeee

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

You jew.

i just got 99 slayer in osrs

not a sin, just want to tell people tbh

Nice man I had 93 slayer on rs3 i left because they ruined the game. I would have stayed but there was no way in hell i was going to lvl my char again

Kek playing 2d games.gtfo

Please come back

U have ti go bsck

Wow nice

Cool

sauuccceeee

What we miss?

I hate women

29 and still pick my nose and eat my boogers

Was at a kink party last month, me and my wife cucked a guy twice.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I formed an opinion of my own, and then shared it to the internet for all to see.

bump

"has gone"? you fucking retard Sup Forums was never good