What is some good music to drown out the sex noises in my uni halls thanks

what is some good music to drown out the sex noises in my uni halls thanks

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soundcloud.com/andrelp/suntory
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Merzbow

Tired of Sex Weezer

Just enjoy the free audio sex

Audio porn fml

Technical death metal.

I got a better idea. Drop out.

Power Electronics

Darkthrone

Just be such a gigantic douchebag that being within a 100 yard radius of you causes ED. Works for me.

Just blast King Crimson - Red on repeat. Worked for me last year
youtube.com/watch?v=X_pDwv3tpug

make field recordings out of it for future playback

anything by peter sotos

I used to play YMO s/t, Skrewdriver, and vocaloid/death grips/Jimmy Neutron ear rape full blast if I heard the dickhead next door fucking his girl. He got pissed and confronted me 3 different times and I told him to stop fucking so loud.

d'angelo

I still don't believe that people actually have sex. I live in a college apartment with thin walls and have never heard sex noises.

sex is just a joke meant to make me feel bad for not having it

Can unicucks seriously hear people banging next to them?I would blast my music as loud as i can or try to make even more noise when i'm fucking just to spite them if i were you.
As for music rec try this youtube.com/watch?v=KZ7XLcagmmU

Yeah it's weird shit to think about. For some people it's just like whatever and they have sex every weekend. I haven't had sex in my life or even dated a girl. It's not a part of my life at all outside of jerking off to porn sometimes, yet for some people it's as common as like going shopping or watching a movie or something.

Sex is only meant for the attractive and the neurotypical. If you're on Sup Forums you're neither of those. You'll only have sex if you find a girl just as fucked up and ugly as you.

>Links music video edited to have loud moaning

soundcloud.com/andrelp/suntory

I'm not ugly tho, I had several chances to have sex in high school, just wasn't feeling it. Nobody told me that girls stop being assertive in the real world.

Well then I'd rather not have sex at all, so that's the future. I'm ok with it.

the sort of attitude you're displaying makes me doubt that college is really worth your time

I just want a degree and money. I don't care about parties or girls or guys or sex or whatever. I just want money. That's what I'm here for. I don't want to hear sex noises when I'm trying to study, show some fucking respect to the people living around you or I'm going to ruin your fuck with bad music. Eye for an eye.

I've been told I'm cute before, but unfortunately cute != fuckable. You need to be hot to be fuckable.

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Dudes that are ugly as fuck have been getting laid since the dawn of man. You can't let some bullshit millennial feminist guilt hold you back.

gonna have a tough time finding work with that mindset lad. the actual knowledge you're acquiring is not what you're there for. good luck i guess

I'm not there to have fun that's for sure. I have a 3.9 GPA and stem major so I'm not worried. Enjoy your hedonism my friend.

These ugly dudes who are getting laid have "hot" personalities.

Ok so just act like a dumbass rich fatass Turkish dude

Yeah me too. Fuck that shit.
I'm going to. Pursuing sex is a waste of time and effort 90% of the time for me because it'll just end with rejection or "sorry you're cute but we should just be friends teehee". I don't fucking care if I'll find 1 girl who will slob on my knob if I have to go through 50 other ones who'll say no. Fuck that just get money.

whats some good music for somebody who wants absolutely nothing and is just watching their life slide away from them feeling like a spectator to it and relying on the 'i'll just kill myself anyway' excuse despite knowing they'll never actually have the guts to

asking for a friend thanks

alright i'm sure the overweight women in hr will be very interested in someone with such delightful social and team related skills

youtube.com/watch?v=trta-mW6IaA

youtube.com/watch?v=9lSK2lV_YKY

Do shit like this, OP.

Jokes on you I'm fucking gay

Whitehouse OP

Sure they will. Go have sex with random sluts and get drunk every weekend, if that gives your life meaning do you, I don't care. Just don't try to interfere with my studies by being obnoxiously fucking loud in the dorm room next door.

Who cares what those girls think tho. As long as you're not a creepy piece of shit you shouldn't feel bad about someone not wanting to suck your dick. That's a pretty personal thing for someone to do.

Are you a musician? Because something that every musician finds out eventually is that no matter what you do, people will dislike your music. Nobody has 7.4 billion fans. But you shouldn't feel bad about that, because some people will like you, and they want to find out who you are, and it'll feel great when they do.

youtube.com/watch?v=lJWvXUMI458

I just can not think of sex as being so simple as watching a movie to some.

Well when it's every girl you meet that says the same shit once they actually try to get to know you "just be friends" and it happens many times you kind of just stop caring. I really don't care anymore dude. I gave up freshman year of college. I tried to meet girls and I got shut down and shunned by all of them. There are men who have sex with girls with no effort at all, they just hook up with girls at parties after a few words, I can go on multiple dates with a girl and she says "sorry you're cute but you're not datable/fuckable (not exactly that but implied)".

I am a musician, no I'm not good, girls sometimes told me I'm good at piano when I played in the dorm hall but that doesn't mean anything. They were just being polite. I really don't care about impressing women or talking to them anymore, they don't want anything to do with me so why should I bother them? Some other more attractive guy will take care of them. I'm just some regular old guy trying to do his thing, they don't want me to bother them and have made it clear.

But it's that simple though and not as pleasurable as porn has brainwashed you to believe. You have been fooled man, i bet if you didn't had the all these endless porn available 24/7 you would have fucked at least a couple of times.
are you exceptionally ugly? i don't believe that

>find a girl just as fucked up and ugly as you
My soulmate? Highly doubt it but thanks anyway.

I don't even watch porn.

No, but I'm not attractive. I'm probably average, I have sparse eyebrows, bad posture, short, pube beard, ectomorph build so can't gain weight easily, and schizoeyes. OK facial structure I guess. Autistic personality. A few girls have said I was attractive before, but they were probably being cunts and trying to fuck with me.

It's clear man sex isn't meant for me. I gave up completely. There's girls open to going out with me through tinder and stuff, but if they actually meet me or talk to me they lose interest quick or have no sexual intent. Never met a girl in school, parties or generally real life that had any interest in me beyond friendship.

If every girl says that then rework your strategy. Definition of insanity, etc etc. You clearly lack self confidence and probably come off as too nonthreatening. If you're proud of yourself as a person then you should let that show more.

>IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
Just like this shitty vaporwave track tells you (I don't remember original artist) , indeed there's no actual problem with you except your lack of confidence. Could you answer me the question below?
How is your interactions with other men? Don't take this lightly, it's an important step in understanding your situation.

>goes to college
>didnt expect this

You may be too stupid for college :(

Fine, they think i'm funny or chill or whatever. Just regular shooting the shit. People tell me i'm witty sometimes, but doesn't mean much.

So I have to somehow become "threatening"? Wtf kind of clownworld shit is this. I'm not a very aggressive person naturally so apparently that means no woman wants anything to do with me. I just keep to myself and talk to women like they're normal people.

youtube.com/watch?v=B_Vs37KtNpE

You have to be sexually aggressive. Girls think you're cute but you don't show sexual interest in them. If that's not in your nature, go to the gym idk

Threatening as in confident, as in you have something actually going on for yourself. Don't bend and cave in for people, do what you want and do a great job.

>talks to women like "normal people"
>doesnt understand why women dont want to fuck him

All I do is shit for myself. I'm not a pushover or anything and I'm not easily influenced. I work and go to school most of the day and if I don't I usually practice music, go to the gym, study japanese, or read books. That's pretty much my daily routine give or take. I don't have much to be confident in unfortunately so I'm not sure what else I could do to boost it.

I don't know how to show sexual interest without sounding like a retard tryhard fuck. It really isn't in my nature.

See what I mean this is why I fucking gave up because you have to know some sort of special fucking technique or treat them completely differently or whatever to get anywhere and go through 100 different girls to find anything.

A wise man named Rivers Cuomo once said "why bother? it's gonna hurt me. it won't happen to me anymore" in a song. I think it's a good message.

>but doesn't mean much
You bet it doesn't. You have to correct your relationship with the same sex before moving to girls. They call you "chill" (that's the biggest giveaway) because they have basically no opinion of you as a person and that's only expected given you haven't show them anything about yourself. You're hiding and being called funny and ok is just a non-descriptive "praise". It doesn't mean "much" because it means nothing.
Try being an gentle asshole and own your "autism" like a glove. Stand straight and enter the room confidently, treat yourselves as above without actually showing it. Don't mind other guys being there, you have to show yourself as the best choice.
Also listen to this anons

Continuing from hereThere's no special technique dude, if anything behaving like you don't care either way if what not only girls but everyone likes and aspires to be. You care to much, start thinking about what you can envision yourself as and project that fucking image into the world. Even be a little solipsistic if it works.

you are absolutely fucked in life if you have that mindset.
good luck, kid

>Wanting to be successful instead of being a Chad
Sad!

Sounds like he has his shit together actually.

i think the internet might have been a mistake
referring to guys who have regular sex as "Chads" and approaching women like "normal people" is indicating that you have a few preconceived notions about how people react to you
most of them probably involving blaming them and not yourself, no?
try not to think of yourself as some big fucking outsider, you're literally the same as all the other kids in those dorms except some of them fuck from time to time
instead of turning to Sup Forums and little neet groups and complaining, seriously look inward and wonder why you keep feeling like you have to prove yourself to people

Yeah, I love money. Fuck the Jews, though.

Well I don't want to fuck from time to time and don't want to have to hear about it.

I think you're missing the point

Do they tell you? Are you walking up to these guys and asking them about their sex lives?

Look, search elsewhere besides the dorms for friends if you really feel like you need to.

What is it

>instead of turning to Sup Forums and little neet groups and complaining, seriously look inward and wonder why you keep feeling like you have to prove yourself to people

This really cant be emphasized enough

If youre going to take advice from any post itt take this one

Theres no real silver bullet or secret to having sex. Im a little overweight, balding, and 5'8" but ive been in a relationship with an 8/10 for 7 years because i didnt let that shit define my entire life

Then why did you make this thread and don't give the "because i want music rec guys" excuse. Stop wasting our time if you don't want help and please stop going to Sup Forums

You're just responding to some light banter friend. You aren't autistic for wanting some friendos in the next apartment to quiet down so you can study.

Alright I read through your posts

You have a HUGE fucking chip on your shoulder.
Get over this Galaxy Brain idea that because you don't socialize actively in mainstream ways, you're not some "hedonist".

It's the dorms. Dorms are where all the new students rush to fuck as fast and sloppy as possible. If you didn't want this shit, move into an apartment next term.
Fuck, man. I seriously understand where you're coming from. I get it. It's frustrating, but you are seriously presenting yourself as "STEM entitled to his silence"

>8/10
I highly doubt that, maybe in your mind tho in which ase good for you

You're right

like everything regarding sexual preferences and tastes is subjective, right
why is this thread here

Is it really that loud?
Seems pretty fucked that they wouldn't enforce noise levels and kick offenders out.
Honestly I don't know how you wouldn't do a stephen paddock living there although I guess you got what you signed up for.
Couldn't you study in the library though.

Well, whatever you decide to listen to... by all means DO NOT attempt to deal with the real problem and figure out why you are so mad that other people are having sex. Definitely do not do that and possibly become a better person in the process.

Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify your personal failings, friendo

Or it's called basic fucking decency and not yelling like a bonobo next door and blasting your shitty edm while people are trying to study every FUCKING DAY.

Because they might be loud and inconsiderate? What if op's trying to sleep and all he can hear is moaning?
Also op could be christian and it'd be very hard not to become an evil sinner in that sort of environment.

Guns N Roses

I got kicked of out college. You're lucky, OP.

because /r9k/ and Sup Forums go together like cheeze and wine

you're so angry
lol
>STEM
>anger about social standards
>calling people bonobos
this sounds very familiar

or he could tell them to shut up because he wants to get some studying, which is sensible thing to do. But OP prefers moaning like an old cat lady to her "friends" about it.
jealously won't serve you well friend

>social standards
People screaming so loud you can hear it through the walls every day is violating social standards if anything

I do tell them to fuck off and shut up. I have more than once. They still do it, so I just fucking blast meme music if I hear it now.

We have two sides here

1: Self-reflect and figure out why you're angery, improve one's mental health and not get so bent out of shape at everyday things
2: Complain on the internet
Move out of the dorms, confront them, or stop complaining, ya little bitch

just unleash some nasty ass, strong smell and let them suffer

HAHAHAHA
>People do thing that annoys me
>I get mad over it
>Instead of placating the problem by relocating or confronting them
>I do thing that makes situation worse

Aspergers is known for admissions, right?

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What did you tell them then? I want to know the context and timing which you decided to comfort them and how you did it.

Is it really reasonable for op to ask them to stop playing music all night for most days of the week?
I mean sure, i'd want to kill them myself if I was in that scenario but really op knew what he was getting into, it doesn't really make sense that he can ruin the fun for everyone, unless he's poor.

You don't have to be so negative about it.
Be happy you're not troubled by obligations, most of the things those obligations bring are just as empty as doing nothing anyways.
Stop expecting anything, just drink your favorite drink and enjoy the weather; boring things can become fun and rewarding, because they're just like the other things, but you don't need to try for them.
(I'm assuming the "doesn't want anything" part really means you don't want to try to get anything.)

youtube.com/watch?v=aSbYbFiLDtQ

ITT: Jealousy of Chad
so many insecure autists
pathetic

Jesus christ this.

Yeah it's pretty reasonable at night.

hey guys stop making me feel thanks

So do you think op's just exaggerating/overreacting here?
cause I just lived in my grandmothers rental house so I have no experience with shit like this.

He is a bit but if it goes on late at night and every day after a while I'd complain too.

stop being so jewed by the media you dumb gullible morons
go outside sometime