Is he really the best the Republican party had to offer?

Is he really the best the Republican party had to offer?

He beat 15 other candidates, how?

Donald Trump, Donald Drumpf or Fuckface Von Clownstick, is a dead animal toupee wearing, small handed, pussy grabbing, spoiled, retarded, moronic, draft dodging, shameless, cheating, lying, good for nothing, attention whoring, bullshitting, illiterate, egotistical, maniacal, raping, perverted, godless, hypocritical, flip flopping, indecent, greedy, loud mouthed, son of orangutan sycophant who somehow became the first American Not My President in 2016 by saying out loud in National Television what sub-human voters say out loud in private, and by gaslighting the nation. Somehow (see average voter IQ) he has convinced the masses that he wasn't running on contributions, even though he actually was. The rest of his campaign, was literally his lending himself the money, self funding, that is. Before becoming president he was known for inheriting a large sum of money and spending it on doomed projects, declaring bankruptcy, selling them, evading tax, and somehow making a profit. So guess what he will do with America? He will put his name all over it before running it into the ground and selling it to the Chinese in TPP 2.0, after which he'll retire to a South Florida like other real estate developers from Queens.

In November 2016, Amerifat handed its car keys to a total fucking dotard, mistakenly thinking he knew how to drive a country because he repeatedly said he's the best in the world, even though he drove multiple businesses into ditches and became indebted to the Russian mob because they're the only ones who would loan him money. Protip: In Best Korea, it's pronounced "Dotard Drumpf."

In the year of our Lord 2016, Amerifat was asked by the RNC and the DNC to choose the form of the destructor, and with the help of Vodkaville trollfarms and the complicity of spineless Republitards willing to pay any price for taxcuts for millionaires (including global nuclear war), the obese American "people", who were upset by eight years of a black man in a white house, chanted "think of something white, think of something white" and elected the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, a giant retarded mentally unstable destructive white monster who resembles a fat angry baby and who only knows how to clumsily stomp on things and burn every bridge. Shortly after November 8, 2016, it was announced the Choice is made! The Traveller has come! With the destructor chosen, Amerilard was doomed. The President is, in the words of his very own Secretary of State who he picked himself, a "fucking moron." Much like the film Happy Death Day, the American people would be tormented by a psychopathic baby who tries to kill them every day. Only after fat Americans realized that Donald Drumpf was shitting in their cupcakes every morning with his pooptweets would they realize who was sabotaging America, all because the richest man in the world, Flatterer Poopin, was blackmailing him. For his next feat, President Drumpf will pick another amoral Jew for his cabinet, Harvey Weinstein for Secretary of Homeland Security.

Donald Trump? Moar liek Donald Dump amirite? Worst Donald Ever. Do you think that baby name is more popular or less popular now, Donny Boy? President Trump? Moar liek President Dump amirite? President Dump gives himself a perfect score: in golf, in Phuerto Rhico, and in everything actually. There is nobody on the planet more perfect than Donald Dump. Which is why he's so good at golf. Which is why he needs to read good stories about himself twice a day. His face is gold and his toilets are gold because he shits gold, and he wants to give that gold to the American people! Donald Drumpf has the Midas touch, everything he touches turns to gold -- golden showers. Beautiful, gorgeous, sparkling piss. So beautiful. It'll be the best urine, the best. You're gonna love it. Everybody's gonna love it. Believe me. Would I lie to you? Donald Dump likes to piss on people's legs and tell them it's raining. Or more accurately, he likes Russian whores to piss on their legs, and Putin says "is rain."

What happens when you let a president with Alzheimer's stay in office too long? Stay tuned! America is about to find out! How exciting! It's like there's a ticking timebomb inside the president's brain, and everybody knows where the bomb is, but Jack Bauer is retired. And somebody is making threatening phonecalls, and they're coming from inside the White House. Stop this ride, I want to get off. In 2016, America collectively said "I crashed my car into the bridge. I don't care!" and Don. Jr said "I love it!" Since Amerifat shit the bed in 2016, it's appropriate that Donald Trump and his cabinet is a shit tornado, a shitnado (not to be confused with "shit NATO", which is a feeling that Donnie has in his loins). Believe me. Believe me. Pls. Pls to be dismantle NATO. Pls to be remove sanctions. Pls to be electing Dolan Drumpf. Halp him grab pusy. Sincerely, Mother Russia the South will rise again!

>Dead animal wearing

Stopped reading this pasta right here.

>He beat 15 other candidates, how?

They were jerks, like Marco Rubio, a little Churchboy faggot, or that melting-face guy from Texas. Just scumsucking fascists.

President Trump versus Hillary Clinton? You know how that worked out for the Democrats.

Thanks for the lul retard

because he was the best entertainer. thats all the elections are, entertainment. two horrible people pointing the finger at eachother and making a mockery out of a country and the people even dumber.

dubs and trump will bring about the end times

Satan likes him :)

americans are retarded
all of their candidates were
there is no escape

Because retards who choose to live in flyover states unironically can't comprehend the concept of someone saying something but not actually meaning it.

>we're going to win so much you'll be tired of winnin
>weeeeel golleee mary sue jo beth that sure done sound good ta mee

Because he became a fucking meme.

He's not stupid (maybe in a few years when his alzheimer really kicks in). He knows what to say against people. Leading up to the elections he knew what to say to politicians, he knew what to say to the influential rich, he knew what to say to the filthy rich and most importantly he knew what to say to 'the people', especially conservative cucks

He picked the republicans because republicans are loyal to a fault and on average just not that intelligent. Republicans vote for whoever is on top at the GOP, no questions asked "I AM A PATRIOT HURR YOU'RE WITH US OR AGAINST US HURR".
He knew he could just straight up lie to republicans and they'll accept whatever bullshit he feeds them because they are:
1. Poor inbred retards loyal to a fault
3. Rich bastards and know Trump is talking out of his ass but don't care because they were promised tax breaks

Hillary did some bullshit and millions of democrats didn't vote for her just to let the DNC know to cut their crap. Now they're stuck with a blabbering alzheimer patient.

10 times better than the "best' libtard, and you can't stand it. cry some more, faggot

Ahh, there we have one of those poor inbred retards loyal to a fault and even this guy is waking up to it slowly but surely.
"Yeah ok he might be bad... BUT NOT AS BAD AS A LIBTARD HURRHURR"

We'll see what happens in a year, when his alzheimer really kicks off.

>Hillary did some bullshit
That's a funny way of saying "ran a criminal organization in tandem with her husband to defraud tens of millions of dollars from the public, promulgated corruption throughout the DOJ and federal law enforcement, was complicit in rigging her own party's primaries to favor her nomination, and feloniously destroyed a veritable mountain of physical evidence while it was under federal subpoena."

>when his alzheimer really kicks off.
He's 71 years old. If he doesn't have symptoms now he never will.

Republicans let him muscle his way in because they didn't want a 3rd party conservative guy splitting the vote like Perot did

It doesn't work that way...

>Trump doesn't exhibit symptoms of Alzheimer's
>says he "won" the presidency the first time he ran
pick one

>how?
how now brown cow

best ever

>implying Trump doesn't show symptoms of alzheimer.
You're going to be in for a surprise.

/thread

Basically, he's a clown.

By 2016, the Republican base was so desperate for *anything* after Obama basically getting everything he wanted and presiding over a recovery, that they were desperate and needed something extreme. No Ted Cruz or Jeb Bush was going to check that box.

The Democrats, meanwhile, eschewed the means which brought them their last election by just going with the obvious choice via stupid succession. The only alternatives were old boring Bernie or baggage-20-years-deep Hillary.

They went with Hillary because they figured:
1) People would just shrug their shoulders and assume she'd continue Obama policies
2) That the Pub side would be so downtrodden they wouldn't fight back hard

Of course, people really *don't* like Hillary. A lot of those reasons are very relevant and obvious and some of them are just bullshit. But regardless, there's so much history and so much hatred that of fucking course this is not a slam dunk.

Trump is obviously not the "best" candidate, by which I mean the one who has useful ideas (border wall is the dumbest fucking boondoggle in U.S. history), the ability to manage or lead (he's a rich boy handed money and had sycophants as yes men his whole life) and/or actually getting things done (proof in the pudding, has control of congress and literally got one thing done).

No, he is not nor was he the best in those regards. The ones that actually *matter* to people. But he was exciting in that reality tv way. Sure, he's a fat old man. But everyone knows him. He's been a TV star! So what made him appealing was all of that and not that he is a blubbering lifelong grifter.

I don't personally think Russian interference made much dent in that. It boiled down to not having the traditional boring idiot on the GOP side + the Dems putting up the shittiest possible candidate. On top of all of that, Hillary ran a shit campaign

I'd say the dow jones, the people working at starbucks, wal mart, and all the others that are getting raises due to his tax cuts, would disagree with you. But don't let actual facts get in your way, chief.

SAD

Hillary Clinton has been in politics for over 30 years. Name 3 of her policies that you have benefited from.

Reminder, Trump was a Democrat his whole life.The Republicans had no control over him. They didn't want him around. Why are you a brainlet OP? He destroyed the other candidates because the Republican base wanted nothing to do with them anymore.

>I'd say the dow jones, the people working at starbucks, wal mart, and all the others that are getting raises due to his tax cuts, would disagree with you. But don't let actual facts get in your way, chief.

Of course, this has little to do with Trump. And things like the DJIA being up matter now but didn't 14 months ago.

People are selective about these things. En masse, Trump's actual actions have affected very little.

Are people better today than 14 months ago? Probably. They were also better 14 months ago than 28 months ago.

These aren't "actual facts," they're vague points massaged to fit any given agenda. Which is fine, but at least be honest about it.

>Of course, this has little to do with Trump. And things like the DJIA being up matter now but didn't 14 months ago.
Yeah little to do with him... It's just a huge coincidence that when he did or said something pro-american (business wise) it would instantly pop higher each time. fuck out of here

>the Republican base
Are you retarded? The GOP elite wants/wanted the complete opposite of what the Republican base does, and the GOPe has fought Trump every step of the way, and has used patently obvious falsehoods, outrageous and easily debunked claims, and the dumbest conceivable political rhetoric to do so every step of the way.

You were saying?

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Are you trolling or you didn’t notice the skewed y axis? Either way, pic related.

An extraordinarily naive view. "It" popped higher hundreds of times under the last few presidents as well.

Corporations seek to make money. Shareholders don't give two shits about the concept of America at all. Your job as a driver of a corporation is to increase the price of that stock.

Period. That's how the market works.

People knew him from TV and he said wacky stuff

The culmination of our poorly educated masses.

If not for the US energy industry's shale boom (a.k.a "fracking"), the years under Obama would have been negative growth.

If Hillary had won, she would have pushed to make fracking illegal, driving US oil production way down and increasing the price of crude. Consequently, the Saudis and UAE, who donated millions to the Clinton Foundation, would have profited immensely.

By the way, Obama's harassing EPA tried as hard as they could to shut down the shale oil fields and regulate them out of existence.

Tough titty, libshits.

>If not for the US energy industry's shale boom (a.k.a "fracking"), the years under Obama would have been negative growth.

You are dumb.

Shock value. More? No that's really it. He was more or less the last man standing to vote for after scandals got exposed and pussies bent their knee to the front runners.

Barack Obama’s best year of GDP growth was 2.6 in 2015.
2009 — negative 2.8
2010 — 2.5
2011 — 1.6
2012 — 2.2
2013 — 1.7
2014 — 2.4
2015 — 2.6
2016 — 1.5

Trump's 1st year in office — 2.9% GDP growth

P.S. Stay mad, kid