Guy on right blocks your path Sup Forums. What do?

Guy on right blocks your path Sup Forums. What do?

Attempt to slowly pull up my pants while drunk so I can crawl like a bitch for the last moments of my life.

>Grap a log inside my pants
>get shot

*in a rapid movement
*after being told if do again -> get shot

Slowly grab my cock and Masturbate for the last time.

Beg for my life while bawling my eyes out. Shit pants.

Whip out my dick and say surprise nigga!

fuck off anti gun faggot

>rapidly grab a log of shit formed like a gun
>cop mistakes log for a gun
>manage to press the log so hard that it actually shoots a corn off
>log hits the cop on the chin and wastes him brutally
>escape and be forever grateful to the log (and Andy)

Use dying breath to pull spaghetti out of back pocket

turn 360 and walk away.

Strip naked and say please dont kill me i have no weapons.

Crawl towards him with my legs crossed and with my hands in the air.

underrated

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If the victim was black there would be riots.

This

>watches all the swatting videos on youtube
>police orders are very clear and easy to understand
>nobody dies

topkek

slowly turn 360 degrees while having clear view of my hands and back away into my room and activate the police-proof keycard lock, then just wait till they give up trying to unlock it and leave

>nobody grabs something out of their belt out of sight rapidly for a second time
>therefore nobody gets shot

Reach for my pants

>one streamer ripped his headphones off when the cops came into the room
>sudden movement

Why was he fired from the police?

>not for the second time
>wasn't in close proximity to cops
>cops could see his hands
>cops knew that it's still a surprise situation

stop reducing it to one factor. you know exactly why the dude got shot and you know exactly that he deserved it

Climb off his wife and get shot while trying to pull my shorts up.