Well, I'm single again.. admittedly a bit sad, but I'll get over it. She was cute

Well, I'm single again.. admittedly a bit sad, but I'll get over it. She was cute..

cringe as fuck.
If you hated her so much why didn't you dump her first?

>RP Colon Threes in texts
No wonder she dumped you/thinks you're gay.

You seem like a pretty big faggot

Guess who looks like the dickhead. Hint: It's you.

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>*single life montage*

Went to hs with that tater

holy fuck cringe as fuck

Wow dude. Just wow. She probably feels worse and you're making it a big joke. What are you, 15?

Are we supposed to text her? No one's going to, fag

Nice bait. Will wait for better though.

so, masturbation montage?

what chat engine is that?

where does he say that he hated her so much?

>RP Colon Threes in texts
what's that?

The last part seemed to imply he was very happy with being single instead of with her.
Also not minding that she dumped him.

I think it's a ford 4 cylinder with ecoboost. Maybe 3L

Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 this d8 will el8 a many gr8 m8s

user do you mean an ellipsis...?

Not your personal army faggot, no one will fall for your reverse PA req

that was sarcastic

I think he's referring to *puts non-spoken text in asterisks* which is a roleplay thing.
colon three is :3 and user just thinks all roleplay text is called rp colon three

Well user, let me just say that you're REEEALLY goood at conveying sarcasm.

bait OP never had a girlfriend.

Op is obvious foggot

Says you. I called the number and got a Sup Forums gold account and an IRS audit.

I'm not messaging your fucking ex-GF.

anna from omaha

Checked, and I guess we'll never know...

*teleports behind you*
"D-do you want to RP with me? :3"

you tried too hard to make it seem like you don't care
she can see right through it

you immense faglord, cringe as fuck

pls be fake

post the earlier texts leading up to these ones, ya dingus

im sorry to break it to ya OP but this is a spidermam thread now

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@OP
Clearly a personal army request
Denied

this

nice trips anna

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no

Yes

Number's not censored lmao

Either bait or incredibly stupid!

indiana?