Just cucked some dude AMA

Just cucked some dude AMA

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Was he libtard. If not dubs and you end your life with co3.

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only conservatives insert their shitty identity politics into everything, including their sexuality. also why are conservatives so hyper focused on the sex of other men? whether or not they're gay or masculine. face it, you're a closet homo.

How did you meet her?

Tell us the story. Listening

Does the guy know?

Dubs of command!

Dunno, he wasn't actually there for the action. He showed up 3 hours early unexpectedly, I got the fuck out.

conservatives dont need a million pronouns for their identity politics, stop projecting your failed ideology

Was it your dad?

failed ideology? isnt trump going to enact trade deficits with mexico for the wall? isnt he going to start putting tariffs in place to protect american goods? sounds like liberal economic policies are flourishing even under this retard republican president we have. stay mad soy boy

Guess I gotta.

I recently got dumped by my mega girlfriend of 4 years, and decided to attempt to vent my sexual frustration through the world of online dating. I've been woefully unsuccessful, the only person I'd met so far was this legal midget stripper girl that's actually fuckin bangin but I don't think she likes me.

As a thirsty dude, I just turbo "swipe right" on Tinder (I actually use the buttons), barely pay attention at this point because I get matched once per billion swipes. This girl matches with me and her bio says she's married and looking for friends.

It did not take long for it to come to light that this nympho BBW chick was in a super open marriage and was powerlusting for me.

I met her yesterday for the first time. Not as attractive in person and pretty weird, but workable, so today I drove 20 minutes to the next town over and just fucking destroyed her until she had a panic attack.

Gross, no, I would never have sex with my mom. I'm ugly because she's ugly.

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You harpooned a whale and want to talk about it on Sup Forums gotcha sage

You can thank those dubs for my forgiveness, I understand your envy and need to vent your frustrations.

>until she had a panic attack.
kek
elaborate pls

Dude, I don't even know, I was just pounding her patties like a mad dog and she told me to "Stay still" for an awkwardly long time, eventually said "we're done," and then her vagina stole the condom.

lmao

>co3

I wish you to be a cuck.

Did you get any pics?

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> stay mad soy boy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection


ya might need this, faggot.

Nope, don't even really want them.

Haha I asked that before I'd read the full story. Actually kind of glad you don't have any tbh

Did you feel powerful? Do you like the fact you’re stealing his girl or you just enjoy her?

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>vagina stole the condom
topkek

Honestly, I feel pretty ambivalent about it. I guess I'd kinda prefer he not be in the picture just out of convenience, but it's also kinda worth to say I did.

Liberalism is cancer eating America from the inside. The first nation to give power to the people on such a scale and what do you know it becomes the wealthiest nation that has ever existed and most like will ever exist. American values and culture and ingenuity are so great that they have spread globally. And now liberals want to open borders, mandate healthcare on the public dime, and remove the first two constitutional amendments. Why are you trying to emulate nations that have never been as powerful, moral, or successful? Why do you want to destroy the only beacon of light that exists? Why do you think the oldest nations in existence all were 'built on slavery' and are still fucking mud huts and sandstorms?

If you believe in socialism or communism, if you believe that the government is responsible for ending poverty by giving out free money to people who don't value a work ethic, you are as stupid as anyone can get. If you believe America is terrible for making entry illegal without documentation you should read a fucking book before you vote away your own rights and your own finances you pathetic, greedy, childish piece of shit. Fuck you.

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Come on. You read his description of the whale he nailed by rolling it in flour and fucking the damp spot.

Her guy was probably grateful of the reprieve, or can no longer get excited at the sight of lard on the hoof so was glad of a stunt dick to do the dangerous scene

I was asked to cuck a guy before. His wife messaged me asking me to fuck her as long as her husband can watch and suck my cock


I was utterly disgusted

He shook my hand and seemed like a pretty nice guy. Almost made it worse.