You're at a club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass.
What do you do?
You're at a club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass
Ryder Johnson
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Dylan Ortiz
nothing
Easton Baker
Exit photoshop without saving
Daniel Wilson
put a sticky note on his back
Lucas Garcia
Jump on his shoulders as I know he couldn't possibly lift his arms that high to get me
Justin White
OH BOY OH BOY, he would clobber me! Look at all of them there muscles! I would be screwed! Done for! He would hold me down and pound me with his big black fists. I would be helpless! Totally at his command. He could do whatever he wants! He could crush me. He could kill me! OH BOY OH BOY.
Blake Nelson
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Julian Lewis
stab him in the pancreas, or liver. then when he falls in his neck. Also I don't have a women.
Jackson Hall
What is your point? Grow up!
Julian Campbell
Implying I go to clubs that admit niggers.
Dominic Edwards
thanks for finding me a gf doc
Justin Rivera
trickshot
Jaxson Parker
Get right up in his face, that dumbass worked out so much he can't bend his arms. I'd the a rag around his mouth and he'd suffocate since he couldn't reach it to remove it
Henry Morgan
Nigga
Ethan Torres
I ask him how he gets that underwear over his thighs. Did he have to get sown into it?
Jacob Harris
I would back off
Aaron Cox
Glass him in the throat, the cheeky cunt.
Isaac Miller
bet him $300 that he can't put his pinkie fingers in his ears
Ryder Cruz
Punch him in his goddamn face!
Then proceed to get my ass thoroughly handed to me obviously.
Cooper White
Stab him
Sebastian Turner
slap him upside his head, and kick him in the nuts, and when he leans forward from the nut kick i smash a beer bottle over the back of his head,
Noah Phillips
Well I mean I'm an unstable, short tempered wreck that for some reason is allowed to conceal carry, but I also don't have a girlfriend to slap the ass of... So, I'd probably just get blackout drunk and fall asleep on some barstools
Jaxon Barnes
Slap his ass back
Parker Garcia
Ask him how the hell he got photoshopped in real life.
Dylan Gray
pancreas, or liver. Then neck
Isaiah Evans
Punch him in the balls and run through a human sized doorway.
Austin Morgan
Roll, and hope like Hell for quads.
Parker Garcia
kek
Nathaniel Brown
suck him off
Isaac Cook
Nothing, that nigger will destroy me
Logan Myers
Kek
Adrian Miller
pass a speech check to claim anyone can see my gf shows symptoms of pustular hypomyalgia and pay 150 dollars for our freedom of his hyperniggatry
Gavin Gonzalez
jerk off while he fucks her
Sebastian Perry
>implying I go to clubs
>implying I have a gf
Ian Cruz
>implying i have a girlfriend
please dont assume i have even a shred of heterosexuality left in me, thanks.
Ethan Adams
Get a pin and pop him.
Ethan Lopez
I take out a pin and pop him like a balloon
Angel Williams
Take a pin and pop him like a balloon
Bentley Campbell
Climb onto his back, safely out of reach
Ayden Hill
No I mean I'm trained in mma and I have a knife from cross training kali and krav
I'm cutting off those muscles and intestines when I get the fucker down injured
Ethan Ramirez
I would do this
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Connor Scott
Well... probably face him, tell him to fuck off trying not to look as scared as I would really be, and then get completely rekt...
David Martin
Kite him around the bar and land as many nutshots as I can during damage phase.
Isaac Cook
Use a needle to burst him like the balloons of this little girl in the park
Xavier Nelson
Hive mind
Also Wtf dude
Ayden Robinson
Push a rusty thumbtack into his neck and watch him slowly die of sepsis
Jeremiah Bailey
Why would I be at a club what am I 15 with a fake ID?