/mlb/ general - Big Piece edition

NYM:Neil Walker pokes walkoff RBI single for Mets
LAA:Andrelton Simmons' X-rays come back clean
NYM:Cespedes (hamstring) nears baseball activity
KC:Hosmer goes 3-for-5 with two steals vs. TB
DET:J.D. Martinez (foot) on track to return Fri.
BAL:Brach earns eighth save Monday versus Nats
STL:Carpenter tallies two more RBI versus Miami
CHC:Cubs vs. Rockies postponed due to rain
SD:Padres acquire Matt Szczur from Cubs
CHC:Cubs place Jason Heyward (finger) on DL
LAA:Scioscia: DL discussed for Trout (hamstring)
ATL:Braves acquire Danny Santana from Twins

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lads... I'm getting tired of winning. I'm thinking about calling up mr cashman and saying "pleaseeee, mr cashman!! I don't wanna win anymore I am so sick of it!"

A-rod is still technically on the payroll, just let him DH again

>a fucking Cespedes UPDATE
>no mention of losing Taillon to cancer
Fug you OP

Mets

Here is the latest updated playoff picture.

Your bitch has an appointment with Alex Wood after the 27th out.

You're the paying the uber btw.

He is the worst announcer in baseball. He is the audible embodiment of "natitude" which is an embarrassment to baseball as a whole. I have the displeasure of living square in Gnats bandwagon territory and have to suffer through him when the Phillies play the Gnats 97 games a year. He is smug, thinks the words "taters" and "cheese" are cool baseball terms and is completely clueless to why we boo Gayson Werthless (among most other things). It’s simple stupid; Gayson wins a championship with the Phils, wins the payday lottery with a division rival (can’t blame him), then says he hates his former team. Not difficult to wrap your head around

*twirls in rage*

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WHERE'S MY
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MY RING
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WHERE'S MY WALK OFF BOMB
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Finally something to agree upon

I watched both Nationals and Orioles games every night until this guy came aboard. I stopped watching the Nationals around this time in 2012 and never went back.

I hope you were listening on the 16th when you guys completed the sweep at wrigley and your broadcaster immediately said:

>"The best part about winning here is that he don't have to hear that awful song".

Though I'm not sure who said it.

The Pirates and the Reds have definitely stepped up in the Cusb shit talking. The Cards have always been my NL team, but I've never disliked the Pirates. I was definitely rooting for you guys in the 15' WC. Especially after the Arrieta chimpout.

What's with dodgers fans being obsessed with getting their girl stolen from them?q

*we

indians

I like it user.

oh it absolutely went up the dirty hole too, i'm a degenerate pervert

but i know what you mean, the only other latina in my history was a nutter butter ex-coworker who got pregnant by some other dude about a month after we stopped hanging out

The goal is to get more and more esoteric as the the season goes on. It's kind of like my own art project at this point.

MARINERS!

I sexually Identify as an Bryce Harper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the outfield dropping hot sticky walk off bombs on disgusting pitchers. People say to me that a person being a Bryce Harper is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I just say "HEY FUCK YOU". I’m having a plastic surgeon install a ring, a Yankees cap and a $500 million dollar contract on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “The Best Player in Baseball” and respect my right to dodge clown questions and make baseball fun again. If you can’t accept me you’re a Harperphobe and need to check your dinger privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>ZzZzZzZzzZzzZzzZzzZzZZz

fuck you swisher for inadvertently killing jeter in the playoffs

> I’m having a plastic surgeon install a ring

but that would be denying your true self

Is there a more incompetently run franchise?

whoever is in charge of running your life

...

This

DG, you getting the KJ bobblehead?

>his team has double digit losses

yup. Copped tickets in early April in loge for $33. I couldnt go to Corey's bobble and I regret it so much because it was the day of the backtobacktoback walkoff.

Did you Ralph Kiner of the Pittsburgh Pirates led all of baseball in homeruns 6 straight seasons from 1947-1952. He would soon be forced to retire from baseball due to injury at the age of 32 with 369 career homeruns

The more you know!

where should i sit during our series at chavez ravine

don't all the chicanos hang out in the pavillions?

i have no idea, m8

>the Yankees are finally good enough to cause butthurt on this board
>The Yankees are finally good enough for people itt to accuse every Yankee fan of being a bandwagoner
feel good

anywhere thats not in la

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little late for that bro. bought the airfare and a place to stay...

What date? How much money you got?

quads and the yankees miss the playoffs

Yankees are overachieving right now. Once Judge cools off Yanks will start to slip back to about a .500 pace, and might sneak in as WC2. However, the future for NYY both terrifies and excites me, because they're going to be very good, very soon, especially if they can pick up more quality pitching.

6/9, 6/10, 6/11

i'm rich as fuck

I was tempted to drive up for the White Sox Hawk Harrelson alarm clock, but it's not worth the 10 hour round trip when I'm driving to STL next week.

I'm going to 2 cubs games, and 2 red sox games next and I'm pretty much not getting shit..a tote bag, dexter fowler "growth poster", picture frame, and a :

>whatever the fuck this is pic related

>bought the airfare and a place to stay...
were you aware it was in la at the time?

Ay boys we Tank now

>rags

Did you know that between the years 1992-1996 the Los Angeles Dodgers had 5 straight rookies of the year!? Wow! That's the longest streak of the same team winning rookie of the year ever!

They were: Eric Karros ('92); Mike Piazza ('93); Raul Mondesi ('94); Hideo Nomo ('95); and Todd Hollandsworth ('96)

The more you know!

I bet they won a ton of rings with the dodgers too!

i always buy airfare as early as possible
i always buy seats within a week of gametime

MARINEIGHS!

Orioles are simply the better team. Better startin pitching, better manager, better mascot, better tripfags.

wow, a core 5! wonder what happened to them

kek

This far gone in may? You're gonna have your work cut out for you in september

Are the Dads legit? Absolutely dismantling the Texas Ragners right now

Did you know that the great Willie Mays led all of baseball in WAR 8 times!? He accomplished this feat in the years 1954, 1958, 1960, 1962-1966. Yet Willie was only awarded 2 National League MVP awards. Sad!

Say hey!

Nah, it's only the >rags

yeah totes

Anyone got a stream of the A's game?

I've never once seen it mentioned on here, but what is /mlb/'s thought on Cobb(1994).

I liked it for what it was, I know most of the stories about Cobb are bullshit. The guy has actually done a lot of good for poor kids in Georgia. I think the movie did a decent job of conveying that really what we truly know about this baseball legend is speculative at best.

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Field level behind the dugout then.

Every day I feel older and the fact Ryan Howard is inches away from retirement is more reason.

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looks based

>DET:J.D. Martinez (foot) on track to return Fri.
finally

In 1927 Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig combined for 107 homeruns! That was more than every full team in baseball had besides the New York Giants who led the National League with 109 homeruns!

So, does Marlins Man just go to every nationally televised game ever?

>pirates in charge of pitching
12-1 doyers, yikes

Mike Krukow, Duane Kuiper, and Jon Miller are all HOF-caliber announcers & commentators.

i mean...wouldn't you?

i dont go to all of them

Obsessed as fuck.

it's cause of testicle man

>so fucking awful your only delusion left is your announcers
wew

Definitely, but I feel like that would cost almost $100,000 a year.

you're asking to be pissed on

do you not have 100,000 disposable income every year?

capitalism does that

No, my job as a fry cook only lets me blow 75K on sporting events anually.

bro you are traveling all wrong

skyscanner, airbnb, lyft

all you need

Only when he can take up the centermost seat behind home plate so he can sit on his phone and make viewers stare at him in that ugly orange jersey. If he can't attentionwhore he throws a hissy fit

And how do you save money on almost 150 tickets directly behind home plate on a nationally televised game?

I unironically hope that when be comes to LA someone touches him up for being a Dodger hater

Mad at da marlins? Go fuck yourself whitey

is that Erika Herskowitz

It's not a Dodgers game if someone isn't stabbed by the Latin Kings

>>>national tv
>>>dodgers marlins
i mean maybe one of the games off time warner is a marlins doyers game but i fuckin doubt it
and as user mentioned, it's about being an attentionwhore

Me_IRL

ticketmonster, my dude

if you add lifemart to the front of the url, it's a 10% discount

>stabbed by the Latin Kings
>latin kings
>LA
at least get your stereotypes right

pillar could've got that catch standing up. fucking faggot showing people up. he ain't shit

Sorry, MS13 or the Sureños

he's a lawyer. probably makes millions

that's what adds to the charm

1stros
>mfw rags

It gets better every time, kek

i mean its cute but its also wrong

top lol

He shows up when Kershaw pitches. I've seen him plenty of times

I never would have thought a guy with so much money and time to work on his sports-social skills could be which a nerd and a loser. He literally pays girls to be seen with him and can't take even the lightest banter.

I mean escorts are great and all, hell, it's definitely cheaper than paying for a kid or a wife.