How do I steal my moms liquor if she only uses it for cooking and would notice it gone

How do I steal my moms liquor if she only uses it for cooking and would notice it gone
Any other tips on substances to drown out the pain? Didn't have any cold medicine

kill yourself.
and underage b&

Buy alcohol? Buy cocaine? If you're not of age you can't post here and will be banned.

21 is drinking age
Im 19

sure you are. as if a 19yo couldn't get a hold of alcohol

You're 19 and asking about breaking in to your moms booze?

Bigger problems in life.

Tell a fucking bum you'll buy him a couple beers if he gets you a bottle and brings it back out of view of store. Problem solved.

I could normally but im trying to my sorrows, which involve a falling out with a good time friend who was also my only way to get alcohol
No shit
I don't want to leave the house, not for a good 2 weeks or so

kys

>I don't want to leave the house
Well, you know what, sometimes you have to do things you don't want to to get things you want, you lazy ass.

you're a whining little faggot.

>drown out pain
You're too young to know what that is
Stop listening to shitty emo music and man up, faggot

Why are you niggers digging into my life situation
Give me recommendations of cheap diy highs

HOLD YOUR BREATH UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

this kid is a bitch

KYS fuck-tard

we just want to tell you the real problem. you're a sissy faggot.

Fine. Drink fucking Listerine. If you drink 1L you'll get a buzz at least, it's 21.6% ethanol

Trips of truth. Ban this faggot

You sound retarded why do u care so much about someone on the internet
Diy highs or gtfo

Make sure its not the non alcohol shit tho

>Give me recommendations
Kill yourself

Preciate all the bumps I'm getting

fag, everyone here is against you. that has a good reason.

If you have the cash, why not offer to buy some off of your mom? Would she be receptive to that kind of thing?

Unfortunately no, she would actually call the police. Not exaggerating

WTF is wrong with her? Which Southern Baptist cesspit did she crawl out of?

get into moms pills or eat a lot of nutmeg. smoke ginger, smoke green tea, watch tv

huff gas

He already huffs gas out of his dad's ass.

The one in stuck in currently
Maybe that helps explain why death or being intoxicated is preferable
Nutmeg? Never heard that one... interesting

Can't you just suck your dad's dick in exchange for some vodka or something? Or did he lose interest in you when you hit puberty?

Put your shit and piss in a jar and let it rot and then huff it you deserve it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love living in the UK.

no you have to put it in the freezer for over 24 hours

That's known as jenkem.

Also nice trips.

So you're actually stuck in a religious household?

Just wanted to warn you, careful with the nutmeg. Too much can actually send you to the hospital, try not to poison yourself

Yes that is a facet of the situation
Thanks vro

Eat tide pods, youll feel like your in heaven

Because he will be after eating them.

Good one