Do you hate your accent? I sound like a Sup Forums imitation of a jew

Do you hate your accent? I sound like a Sup Forums imitation of a jew

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Of course not. I know how much women love the new york accent, it really gets them going.

t. no one ever

Lets hear it,shlomo

>tfw have the most attractive accent in the whole hispanosphere

I don't hate my accent, but I do hate that even if I immigrate to the first world,
I'll still be a second class citizen due to my accent no matter what.

fush n chups

My English accent not really, it's a little bit too yankee but people in Italy like any Anglo accent as long as it sounds native (Apart from Scotch and Irish probably).

My italian accent is meh, I grew up in one of the most working-class neighborhoods in Rome so I used to have a very thick roman accent, which is often used for comical purposes due to comedies in the 60s and the 70s often depicting a vulgar, ridiculous image of the stereotypical Roman of the suburbs, even though the Roman accent used to be the standard till the fall of fascism.
I've been trying to lose my accent for years to not have problems with it in the future, and it seems like people can not really tell that I'm roman anymore. Some of my fellas make fun of me saying that I've become a milanese though.

There's always something to criticize about the accent I guess.

>people in Italy like any Anglo accent as long as it sounds native

MAMA MIA GET THE GABAGOOL AND SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

only comments i have ever gotten was about how my english is good, but nothing on the accent, i try not to sound like niko belic, but i cant bring myself to pronounce R like its supposed to, it just sounds ridiculous

>Join a discord full of Americans
>oh man you sound like a pajeet
>few weeks later
>Join a discord full of Americans
>"Are you from Eastern Europe ?"
>last year
>anglos tourists girls ask me something
>Answer in English
>"Ah you're not French, are you Irish ?"
>they don't believe me that i'm French

Kiwi and Aussie still sound native, Scotch often doesn't to an italian ear because we associate the rolled r with bad english.

I don't even know what I sound like, i grew up in the south but don't have the accent, all my family's from Florida, but I'm not sure what a Florida accent sounds like .

*when it's a woman

dumb frogs on suicide watch

can I get an italian gf?

"Sven you sound retarded"
"Why is your accent so stupid sven"

To a lot of us, "French" = "Parisian"

Do you have an Occitanian accent or something?

>primarily Great Lakes
>touch of Rockies western
Naw, I like mine.

Quads checked

Dunno any kiwi, but if you're as hot as the average aussie probably.

You have to give her father a pizza.

I don't really have anyone to practice english with so i have no clue about my English accent
I live in the state of São Paulo which means i have no accent, i speak portuguese as it is supposed to be spoken, unlike the people from other states/regions and from Portugal (the portuguese sound so stupid, it's like they're trying to speak spanish with portuguese words. Learn your own language, tugas!)

look at the comments, our accent makes them get wet
youtube.com/watch?v=7R5hcltXxbc

on my way as we speak

What's the closest accent to the jewish one, boston?

kys
Yeah, I have the Nice's accent
youtu.be/Egrfsn2CU8E?t=210

Here in BC we just sound like PNW Americans, so basically a more monotone California accent without vocal fry.

NO.because we japanese can not speak english

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I can't watch that now, but I'll check it out, thanks. I don't know French now, but I'm thinking about learning it when I finish up Spanish on DuoLingo.

It's pretty impressive considering your flag but it's far from American.

Almost sounds like this Londoner YouTuber I used to watch

New York

But who needs English when you could speak Engrish?

make me nerd

>Londoner
Honestly never would've guessed that

We have Amerindian accent in Argentina.
It sounds pretty dope.

Where'd you get my picture?

I have probably the most implacable accent in the world, which is pretty funny considering my hometown. A lot of people think I'm American at first.

took it from ur mum's bedside table

I can't pronounce interesting, I've tried so hard. It comes out as 'instarting'

intruhsting

INCH-WRIST-ING

ACCENT ON INCH

Send vocaroo

Could be worse

Try to make a German pronounce the word "Squirrel"

Or make a Polish say "Six"

DO YOU MEAN LIKE MORT GOLDMAN FROM FAMILY GUY OR LIKE A NATIVE SPEAKER OF YIDDISH?

Can you say "thistle"?
My Danish grandma couldn't say that when she first moved.

I have a Virginia Southern accent and I love it. Fuck everyone who isn't from Virginia we will kill you if you don't like the way we talk.

Virginians are the very first Americans, therefore WE talk correctly and everyone else talks like a faggot. Get with us or get killed by us.

I sound like a mix of irish and french canadian. It's pretty based and lots of people love my accent.

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Skwörle

How can you Eurofags even have different accents within your own small countries? Your countries are the size of our states. A Virginian accent is the same as a South Carolinian or Tenessean, because they're all next to each other.

No it comes out as ti stille which is danish for be quiet
Can't pronounce average or passage either

my sides

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t. le sheepshagger man

Americans are retarded. Sweden has some 2000 diffrent accents, some of which are older norse. Americans freely travel drom state to stat whilst in europe people stick to their home region.

Because in we Europeans have something called "culture"

It's a European thing you wouldn't understand

Some Americans say it as "inner-resting" or "intra-sting", but never as "interesting", unless it's in a very formal context.

I can understand the Germans not being able to say "squirrel" (no "sk" words, qu = kv in German, etc.), but why do Poles have a problem with "six"?

I was thinking Mort Goldman. Do native Yiddish speakers even exist anymore?

We Europeans*
Also someone screencap this

We're not all retarded, some of us understand how different accents can arise from thousands of years without railroads, radio, TV, etc.

you do realize that nobody cares about virginia
it's small, uninteresting, and the main reason people live there is rich government fucks want to live in cozy boring suburbs close to D.C.
your cities are total shit, your outdoors are boring except for a few nice beaches. oh yeah, and rednecks.
oh yeah and not even the first americans
your state sucks
but i do like your accent.

meme answer: lmao americans have no culture/are dumb

non-meme answer: relative isolation in the days before safe and affordable travel

plz no, we'll look extra retarded :'(

We only do that when interacting with new-worlders, in private we all speak Lojban.

>when you first believe its an obvious bait but then see its the US flag
I do not know what to believe

Hey son, you speakin' yer weird languages again?

lmao americans have no cultural identity

kys

at least they're not fr*nch you subhuman waste of oxygen

Brits irl have told me I have no accent, feels good man.

British Columbian here, can confirm.

>tfw accused of being a non-native speaker

>America's australian dog trying to protect his master

kys

You already live in the first world.

I will literally exterminate the french race

I've just move out from Nice after a quarter of a century there, could you do a vocaroo for me? I miss our accent 2bh

I sound like a redneck with a lazy tongue. Oh why couldn't I have been born in the North?

Hum....

This is how accents work:

>from English speaking country (that isn't America)
>have a decent sounding accent but speak no other languages

>english isn't your first language
>have a retarded accent, but have the benefit of speaking more languages

Americans all just sound retarded though.

Learn your place, dirty k*wi

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>But who needs English
of cause , YOU

You're not really good at this, also
>he roleplays as his previous masters

>previous

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Wellington was a dick, if you want to banter us at least try to post a good military leader like Horatio Nelson
Sorry I can't
Have some nostalgy my dude youtube.com/watch?v=54PdrnOStTc
We won the war dumbass
>anglos lost the war against a virgin girl

>virgin

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>Um-er-eecans aul jest sound ree-tah-ded thew
>Thought Nigel as he clicked "post", chuckling to himself in the cool darkness of his mum's basement
>He clicked away from the hentai porn tabs he'd grown bored of fapping to and yawned in anticipation of the bloody yank's response
>With hands smelling of semen and tears he raised his cup of tea from his adipose belly and took a loud slurp, swishing it between his yellow teeth as it went down

epic

>tfw no pissaladière, socca, ravioles, daube, tapenade
Why even live

That's debatable.

Nice unsourced graph friend

t. pierre de la mamadou

And the follow-up

why is "drunk england fans" on both sides?

nice digits btw, mind if I check them?

>mfw speak english fluently
>brits think im one of them

That's the joke m8
And you're welcome to check 'em, that's sweet

thanks for you permission, but I already went ahead and did

Yes

I grew up in England and my accent is a weird hybrid of the Somerset and Australian accents. I wish I just had one or the other.

>go on exchange to Ireland
>"where are you from? You're accent obviously isn't Australian"
>tfw born and raised Western Australian

I'm a french male so no. If I was a girl maybe the accent could be sexy but when you're a male that just sounds terrible

i dont like it, dont know what people think about the br accent too

Not even bothering to answer with that fucking flag
Just fuck you for being such a stupid yank. At this point I'm really starting to believe you guys are really all stupid