Normies of Sup Forums, how do you guys cope with smelling a girl at her worst when you have a gf or wife?
I have always given this a lot of thought and it has put me off ever wanting to be with a roastie in a romantic way. Since I am a beta robot anyways that prefers 2D I won't ever have to smell a girls nastiness whether it be her bad breath, her period, her farts or her shit.
So how do you guys do it? Tell me stories of smelling your girls most nastiest smells.
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Your brain and body are actually kinda hardwired to like those smells in a way.
IME girls tend not to let themselves get "smelly" in the first place though.
i don't know, i like the dried sweat smell of my girl, turns me on so much
Well you seem like a 3rd class degenerate in my book. So I don't expect you to understand, but they probably think you also smell like shit and are a loser. My gf never really smells bad to me, usually a natural scent turns me on, or just normal perfume/deodorant which smells nice. The worst was a day after work and it simply smelled like her food job (fast foodish) which isn't her fault.
on my period i shower about twice daily and never wear the same panties more than one day i also clean off very well because i shower good also if ive made a stain id automatically change and throw my clothes in the washing machine you might not believe that im a girl since this is Sup Forums but whatever.
It doesn't matter what I smell like if the only person who is going to smell me is myself :)
you seem young
snapchat?
shes only 4 minutes old
>implying
Because even though sometimes she may stink, she smells good more often than not. Certain smells you just learn to deal with because their part of life, others like her sweat for example if she isn't stressed out will produce certain pheromones guys pick up on.
i dont have a snapchat
kik?
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@voricks
Man i've been here since '06, I know, I just like the surprise.
just being your bro. unless you like traps (traps are gay)
it's cool
traps are fun
girls are awesome. they don't poop, or smell bad . they are sugar and spice and everything nice.
Virgin
I once sniffed my mom's used panties
Almost threw up
>girls are awesome. they don't poop, or smell bad . they are sugar and spice and everything nice.
Whoa...there's some things baby I just can't swallow
Mama told me that girls are hollow
Uh-uh...
What's inside a girl?
Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world
Ya gotta pointy bra...ten inch waist
Long black stockings all over the place
Boots...buckles...belts outside.
Whatcha got in there yer tryin' a-hide?
Hmmm?
What's inside a girl?
Ain't no hotter question in a so-called civilized world
Can't see it by satellite baby that's cheatin'
The President's callin' an emergency meetin'
The King of Siam sent a telegram sayin'
"Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!"
Wooee...
What's inside a girl?
Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world
Whatcha got...whatcha got...
Whatcha got in the pot?
Whatcha got...whatcha got...
Whatcha got in the pot?
In the bottom of your bottomless bodypit
You got somethin' and I gotta get it
Come onnn...
What's inside a girl?
Like da itty bitty baby takes apart his toys
I'm gonna find what's rilin' up the boys
Sugar and spice is just a bluff.
You can tell me baby...what is that stuff?!
you dont you retards dont get the fact that women honestly smell like shit 99% percent of the time and your brains just trick you into thinking they smell good because you all are only functioning from the reptillian brain stem and are low consciousness basically the same as dogs sniffing each others asses so yeah women all smell like shit but it dosent matter becuase you dumb asses cant tell your ass form a hole in the ground.
My girlfriend's ass smells like ass.
Still love her. Smells like ass though.
>be 16
>new to getting puss
>girl fuck buddy says shes on the period
> I'm a veteran porn watcher and i've seen niggas power through period
>itsjustblood.jpg
>she hesitant but goes along with it
> two pumps in
>WTF IS THAT SMELL
>pull my dick out
>Blood on it and dick and boxers smell like a mountain of dead rotting tuna
>Holyshitwtf threw away and burnt my favorite shirt, my boxers, my sheets (cause of dripage).
>try to pretend it aint that bad.
>walk her home
>the idea of sex was associated with tuna so i havent had tuna since and i didnt have sex for a year or so.
umm
i did smell my friends ex wifes underwear once. i wanted to steal them after. instant hard on.
there was this girl at work . when she would go home i would smell her chair. i would have fucked her daily.
I wake up smelling my wife’s disgusting breathe everyday. I used to put a mint strip in her mouth every morning until one time she accidentally inhaled one