What did he mean by this

what did he mean by this

TOM RYAN

FUCK YO COUCH

>NOW I'M TALLER THAN YOU BITCH

EVERYBODY'S GETTING A CUNNY

high energy

you wouldn't understand, cuck

How can one man be so based?

Scientology fried his brain.

So, Tom Cruise was Sheev all along

>people will remember this but not all the cool stunts he did for his movies

How can someone lack self-awareness to that extent?

>How can someone lack self-awareness to that extent?

Have you heard of Scientology, user?

be American
be a luvvie
be scientologist

scientology

They brainwash your common sense that controls you from looking like a complete retard out of you. Its a good confidence boost if you're an omega that has a crippling anxiety

You've clearly never be in love before.

S hw ds n xprss thr hppnss

Fake and gay.

what did he mean by this?

and this?

>getting such an ugly fuck to play Tom Cruise

0/10

so being in love is an excuse to act like a complete retard with no self-awareness?

t. virgin

I haven't seen this gif in years

shit, ayy

bleh

He was funny and cool as fuck, retard. What the hell are you talking about? He didn't hurt or insulted anyone.

>he was funny and cool as fuck
weak b8 m8

I remember this getting memed to death the week it happened

and in the end he got divorced...

what a cruel life

I remember the RLM parody desu

Why he hated this couch so much?

hi hiro

Is this real?

It's an incredibly obvious parody

CGI

Because HE WAS IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES

IM INSANE

Hes a weird dude

Its not an excuse but people do it all the same.

I wore matchingclothes with my girl in our first year. We wore the same Christmas jumpers and she said "hey user, why dont we do this everyday?!?" and because i was head over heels i said ok.

We only did it for a month but it must have looked retarded to passers-by...

...I still wear purple actually because its her favorite colour (and I found I look fly as fuck in it.)

LOL

>so being in love is an excuse to act like a complete retard with no self-awareness?
The being American part is more than enough of an excuse, really.

t. virgin

That can't be real. Holy shit.

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hi tom!

I hope this was when you were a child though user.

girls I have loved have influenced me in major ways, and have made me act like a sperg or love sick puppy, but only when I was young. Being older I won't let them influence my behaviour so much.

nice thumbnail idiot

Fuck off eyelet.

Being "euphoric" is a great feeling in life the times it happens. Sometimes you just get so happy you literally can't sit still. Tom's life was pretty incredible at that point desu. He has a string of successful movies and met Katie at the same time.

Wouldn't small eyes make it easier to see a small image?

>200x237

It works other way around, Cletus.

NO NO NO YOU WILL DIE

British grills really are pathetic. I guess they call you Europoors for a reason.

I knew, I fucking KNEW when I saw that posted some dumb fucking kid would ask that.

I need to leave and never come back.

>Go see the new Jack Reacher movie
>First time Tom Cruise has actually looked is age on film.

>yfw Tom Cruise charges in, hits a crit MS, blows all his CDs and bladestorms

It's rough and tumble

So, have you met an SP?

>40% of America is below the poverty line
>cities like Detroit are bankrupt and collapsing
>you can buy houses in America for literally less than a $100
>millions of Americans are on food stamps
>Americans die because they can't afford healthcare
>Americans die from health-related problems because they can't afford more nutritious food than McDonalds
>call Europeans poor
This is some serious 1984 shit.

Can't believe this shit was over ten (10) fucking years ago.

I love Tom Cruise anytime I feel properly in love I think of this. The mans an actor he's dedicated his life to embracing and presenting emotions.

I don't see how this came as a surprise to anyone.

Christ give me some respect im not that much of a fag.

Yeah... i was 18 at the time. I'm still with this woman if it helps. Best way i can describe it in Sup Forums terms is it was alot like that part in naked gun where there really in love.(pic related) Shit was cash. the magic is still there though, were just a little less...intense about it.

Earnest blowjobs might be the secret to a happy starting, passionate relationship. I dunno.

Typical uneducated Europoor who's never been to based USA.

Still no diamonds on your teeth, Ahmed.

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>he will never be a qt rebellious teen EVER again

why

This. Cults like Scientology and lifespring are very good boosts to timid social autist betas

Is this MadTV?

on stilts because he's a fucking manlet

>"This'll show 'em I'm not gay!"

UNLIMITED POWEEEEEER

based tom

TFW John Travolta finally lets you blow him