Just got this girls number last night, help me get laid

Just got this girls number last night, help me get laid
69 decides what I send

Hello suck my dick

Show bob and vagana

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

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Send nudes YOU DUCKING BITCH NOW AND SUCK MY DICK THROW YOUR PHONE OUT OF WINDOD AND TAKE A SHIT ON SPAGGETI NIGGERR FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH TRANNY

Send nudes

This

Rolling for this

Roll

Same fag

“Do you measure up to these?”

(Include pic)

rolling

roll it now

roll roll roll your boat

Roll roll roll

I would hit that

bitch lasagna

DEy see me rollin

this image with this text

" be my columbine"

you mean THE CHAOS EMERALDS?!?!?

Roll roll

roll

Can u show me the chaos emeralds

kek

roll for this one I gotta get it sooner or later

rerooll

"Do you know da wey"

i lost my pyjamas

this

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NIGGER nigger NIGGER

69 get
Roll

more than one

hey, Houstonfag. 281 here

rollendo

I know de wae

Retool

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This this this

DO YOU LIKE SLIPKNOT?

Get get

reolling niggers

I will show u de wae

getting GET

16th roll

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wralling

17th roll

Tell her that her tits look nicer than your sisters.

18 roll 69 get

Woah

df

This fucking now

fuck the roll, ask her if she wants to play a game, then put forth question answer, back and forth, use this to make a connection figure out deal breakers, then transition to flirty then seal the deal.

you can do this faggot, make daddy proud.

Damn, son

lets get this now

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Rolling for this

fuck i want 69

what's your favourite radiohead album? mine is fthe bends, i think thom yorkes vocals really hit their peak around that era, and they still had enough about them that they knew how to rock out, you know?

20 times lucky

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nice trips

>01/25/18(Thu)22:21:12 No.757987741

This you fucking niggers

rolling for nadine

Would you mind if i ate your ass?

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trips! but no 69

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69 getting it

This one is the best honestly

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NEGROTOPIA IS REAL

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Aye aye captain

Do you like lesbian porn?

You will send me nude pictures or I swear to god I will strangle you to death you little slut. I know where you live and I am not afraid of committing a felony. If you don't send me them within the hour I am coming around to fuck you and slaughter you. Don't even think about calling the police, my daddy is a cop and I can do what I want.

we
have
a
winrar

Oh shit

WINRAR

WINRAR

fuck that, ill just call her myself

pensi

winrar

crawling in my skin

I didn't use pa's condoms, ma. I don't even know where you keep them
>followed up by
"Oh shit, wrong number

This OP

Shame this wasn't a 69

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Please this!

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