Just got this girls number last night, help me get laid
69 decides what I send
Just got this girls number last night, help me get laid
Hello suck my dick
Show bob and vagana
I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.
If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.
There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:
> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with
open bobs bb
Send nudes YOU DUCKING BITCH NOW AND SUCK MY DICK THROW YOUR PHONE OUT OF WINDOD AND TAKE A SHIT ON SPAGGETI NIGGERR FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH TRANNY
Send nudes
This
Rolling for this
Roll
Same fag
“Do you measure up to these?”
(Include pic)
rolling
roll it now
roll roll roll your boat
Roll roll roll
I would hit that
bitch lasagna
DEy see me rollin
this image with this text
" be my columbine"
you mean THE CHAOS EMERALDS?!?!?
Roll roll
roll
Can u show me the chaos emeralds
kek
roll for this one I gotta get it sooner or later
rerooll
"Do you know da wey"
i lost my pyjamas
this
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NIGGER nigger NIGGER
69 get
Roll
more than one
hey, Houstonfag. 281 here
rollendo
I know de wae
Retool
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This this this
DO YOU LIKE SLIPKNOT?
Get get
reolling niggers
I will show u de wae
getting GET
16th roll
This
wralling
17th roll
Tell her that her tits look nicer than your sisters.
18 roll 69 get
Woah
df
This fucking now
fuck the roll, ask her if she wants to play a game, then put forth question answer, back and forth, use this to make a connection figure out deal breakers, then transition to flirty then seal the deal.
you can do this faggot, make daddy proud.
Damn, son
lets get this now
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THIS
Rolling for this
fuck i want 69
what's your favourite radiohead album? mine is fthe bends, i think thom yorkes vocals really hit their peak around that era, and they still had enough about them that they knew how to rock out, you know?
20 times lucky
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nice trips
>01/25/18(Thu)22:21:12 No.757987741
This you fucking niggers
rolling for nadine
Would you mind if i ate your ass?
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trips! but no 69
this
22
69 getting it
This one is the best honestly
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NEGROTOPIA IS REAL
ffs cmon
Roll
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rawl mewow
gf
69 get pls
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Aye aye captain
Do you like lesbian porn?
You will send me nude pictures or I swear to god I will strangle you to death you little slut. I know where you live and I am not afraid of committing a felony. If you don't send me them within the hour I am coming around to fuck you and slaughter you. Don't even think about calling the police, my daddy is a cop and I can do what I want.
we
have
a
winrar
Oh shit
WINRAR
WINRAR
fuck that, ill just call her myself
pensi
winrar
crawling in my skin
I didn't use pa's condoms, ma. I don't even know where you keep them
>followed up by
"Oh shit, wrong number
This OP
Shame this wasn't a 69
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Please this!
post convo