Post your childhood boner, user

Post your childhood boner, user.

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first and longest crush

Thiccc

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That's a bloke

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>be at Otakon
>sitting in line
>realize this is the line that that Line-trap video was shot at
>I'm sitting in a historic location

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>use this Laotian knitting forum for almost 10 years
>only just realize she was called line trap because she was discovered while in line

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Lawnmower man sex scene.

MOM

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everything from showgirls

I became a tranny at 15 thanks to this bitch. I wish I never came to Sup Forums.

>she

Post Lacey in that "Danger, Will Robinson" movie.

wew lads step it up

So are you like 40ish?

Please don't post her current face

My childhood boner was small and if I post it I may be arrested

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gabrielle was top qt

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Jennifer Love Hewitt. Masturbated more times to her then any other women to this date.

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Kek.

damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me. when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus maximus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous (for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactical conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

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kek

what a cutie pie.

what's her name bro?

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how the fuck did a goddess like young Cameron turn into the fucking crypt keeper himself?

this movie made me gay

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She's not bad. Age is crueller to women than men.

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L O N D O N
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Got me my first link into domanatrix/BDSM stuff.

This and also pic related.

well, her and catwoman from batman returns.

>she will never do a giantess vore/crush vid

WHOSE IS IT BOBBY?
WHOSE IS IT?

RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

even more than winona and the redhead girl

Nothing in this thread even comes close.

le anorexic fake tit woman

Took you long enough.

*unzips*

Sweet Jesus what a beautiful girl

She looks like she works in a goddamn cafeteria

Nice feet. I wish I had a time machine.

>be 12
>dad starts talking about what celebs he finds attractive
>asks me what celeb i'd bang
>i completely freeze for a couple of seconds
>as my brain thaws an image of the poster from LA Confidential comes in my mind
>blurt out Uma Thurman
>he's a bit surprised and calls it a classy pick
>y-yea i like Uma Thurman

In all reality it was probably Thalia or Natalia Oreiro. Those latinas made my peepee hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=b8bY8pkme_Y

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I think the root of several fetishes of mine can be traced back to the first 20 minutes of RotJ.

I regret nothing.

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New desktop wallpaper

Thanks

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The only reason I liked watching Rebelde with my sister.

Back in the 90s a friend of mine had one of those fixed cable boxes that would let you see all the channels, including soft core porn (Playboy and Spice). When he left me alone with it I decided to watch While You Were Sleeping on HBO instead because I was obsessed with Sandra Bullock

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Imagine my relief when I found out they modeled her after an asian stripper and I wasn't sexually aroused by spiders.

well did you at least fug your sister? or are you just a beta

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Spic genes

damn same alex mack was waifu #1 in my preteen years

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The origin of my MILF thing

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>furfags

this is where i obtained the white hair fetish

When I was a a child, this scene gave me a yuuge boner.

That's a pretty rare fatish

fucking hell dude
imagine being an aristocrat and you're only purpose in life is sculpting 15 year old marble girls for emperors and dukes
what a life

Considering that my sister is currently getting gangbanged in Spain, It's good it never went more than oral.

Aristocrats didnt work as sculptors, but they did get to fuck qt peasant girls in between the sculpting sessions

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She lives in a Moorish neighborhood huh?

yeah you're right I got the wrong word

>those feets

w2c statue gf? serious replies only

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Shitty but fun movie

Andie is sexy

I love that woman.

Name? Also someone post more statues.

t.Dan

Mindy from Drake and Josh is the better choice Dan.

>Drake is in debt and Josh is the well adjusted one

>Considering that my sister is currently getting gangbanged in Spain, It's good it never went more than oral.

she gave you a blow job? how did that go down

Holy shit, definitely this

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Does 14 count as childhood, or teens?

How could I forget.

fourTEEN

>Can't go to a supermarket to buy yourself some wine so you can go home to watch your favorite childhood tv series on netflix, get drunk alone, and try to unwind without some asshole trying to snap a pic of you with their phone.

Why are people so shit?

My very first boner was from a niggeress :(