>tfw to intelligent so you swap shirts with your teammates
Tfw to intelligent so you swap shirts with your teammates
>wearing another man's name on your wall
What a cuck lmao
>Lanzini
does he wear other players' regular-sized jerseys to sleep in?
does the other players give his tiny, manlet shirts to their girlfriends and wives to wear as belly shirts?
>casillas
lmao he covered his shin tattoo with black
>2 APOEL shirts
Based.
>walking over other player's jerseys
lmao divegrass players are shit sportsman
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>wearing another man's name on your leg
What a cuck lmao
watch that documentary. since he was a kid he would invite his friends round to play FIFA and they would all fight over what shirt they would wear. I bet he still does that. most of those shirts will have sprite and cheese pizza stains on them.
That's fucking disgusting, he literally has black knee socks as a tattoo
was wondering about that
>No Neymar
RIP Messi skin cancer victim
Why would he have other Barcelona shirts there?
le Argentinan (heterosexual) connection
When did he play against Fabregas and Dani Alves?
I like how he put all the literally whos on the left and right walls
>Raul
>literally who
Yeah but there's other players there like Corona
>players there like Corona
>riedewald
why?
Made me kek
>el arabi
>Digne
So Messi is the one who chooses who to sign, right?
PLEASE BUY US CORONA! HE IS REALLY GOOD, MANCHESTER UNITED! THE NEXT RONALDO! ALBERTO BARBOSA LEAGUE GOAT! 80 MILLION POUNDS MINIMUM!
How contrived
>literally stepping on Manolas's shirt
Fucking nigger, I hope Manolas injures him for good next time they meet.
hopefully people ITT realize that those are players who asked for HIS shirt and they just exchanged.
he's too autistic to walk over to a player and ask for a shirt
Where is his TSU shirt?
In his bedroom
>lucas digne lille shirt
why?
His wife is wearing it.
If you look carrfully you can see boilesen bottom left ;^)
Doubt it, he never ever played against some of those teams
I like how he has the GOATs on the ceiling and the shitters on the floor.
I for a fact now that the ajax shirts are players that asked him to swap.
Yeah sure some of them are, but not all of them
>Halilovic
>that old af Aimar shirt
Few weeks back he did an interview saying he asked for a shirt only once in his career and it was Zidanes. Other than that he does a courtesy swap with another argie if theres one, if not then he just leaves.
>West Ham shirt with Lanzini on it
>No TSUUUU shirt
1/10
it's his cumrag
If i had the time or the ability i would photoshop all those jerseys into anime shirts.
He buys the rest at alibaba for 20$
>boilesen
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>Posts a player that publically admitted homosexuality as a mental illnes
yeah but why does he display those?
surely there are some more well known players than boilesen and riedewald that he could display
>still over a year or so till the next world cup
>When did he play against [...] Dani Alves?
April 11 and April 19, 2017.
You might have neurological damage
>boilesen
so a guy who can barely make the bench for danish champions FCK, has a framed shirt in the best player of all time's house.
alright alright alright
that's worth a fortune
>he puts all the goats at the top
>like lanzini and juanfran
Yes
>tatoos
literal degernate
fuck messi
Holy shit i didn't notice the shirts in the ceiling
>no ronaldo
The tsu shirts are in his room's ceiling.
Disgusting
Probably has an specific folder, i mean room for Cristiano stuff
a full kit wanker even when he's naked
How can Messi even compete?
He saved the World Cup final t-shirt
that's cute
but we already have jackie boy who does everything ronny does but better
>nothing but spics and Yaya
Messi is a fuckin racist
Fucking n00bs
There's a footballistic reason for that tattoo. I won't spoonfeedyou
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen
>footballistic
Indeed I would shoot my foot if I had such shit tattoo
t. never played footy professionally
Post your shirt collection
>that thousand yard stare
Bottom center is the best one. He fucked it up badly painting it black