Tfw to intelligent so you swap shirts with your teammates

>tfw to intelligent so you swap shirts with your teammates

>wearing another man's name on your wall

What a cuck lmao

>Lanzini

does he wear other players' regular-sized jerseys to sleep in?

does the other players give his tiny, manlet shirts to their girlfriends and wives to wear as belly shirts?

>casillas

lmao he covered his shin tattoo with black

>2 APOEL shirts
Based.

>walking over other player's jerseys

lmao divegrass players are shit sportsman

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>wearing another man's name on your leg

What a cuck lmao

watch that documentary. since he was a kid he would invite his friends round to play FIFA and they would all fight over what shirt they would wear. I bet he still does that. most of those shirts will have sprite and cheese pizza stains on them.

That's fucking disgusting, he literally has black knee socks as a tattoo

was wondering about that

>No Neymar

RIP Messi skin cancer victim

Why would he have other Barcelona shirts there?

le Argentinan (heterosexual) connection

When did he play against Fabregas and Dani Alves?

I like how he put all the literally whos on the left and right walls

>Raul
>literally who

Yeah but there's other players there like Corona

>players there like Corona

>riedewald
why?

Made me kek

>el arabi

>Digne

So Messi is the one who chooses who to sign, right?

PLEASE BUY US CORONA! HE IS REALLY GOOD, MANCHESTER UNITED! THE NEXT RONALDO! ALBERTO BARBOSA LEAGUE GOAT! 80 MILLION POUNDS MINIMUM!

How contrived

>literally stepping on Manolas's shirt
Fucking nigger, I hope Manolas injures him for good next time they meet.

hopefully people ITT realize that those are players who asked for HIS shirt and they just exchanged.

he's too autistic to walk over to a player and ask for a shirt

Where is his TSU shirt?

In his bedroom

>lucas digne lille shirt

why?

His wife is wearing it.

If you look carrfully you can see boilesen bottom left ;^)

Doubt it, he never ever played against some of those teams

I like how he has the GOATs on the ceiling and the shitters on the floor.

I for a fact now that the ajax shirts are players that asked him to swap.

Yeah sure some of them are, but not all of them

>Halilovic
>that old af Aimar shirt

Few weeks back he did an interview saying he asked for a shirt only once in his career and it was Zidanes. Other than that he does a courtesy swap with another argie if theres one, if not then he just leaves.

>West Ham shirt with Lanzini on it
>No TSUUUU shirt
1/10

it's his cumrag

If i had the time or the ability i would photoshop all those jerseys into anime shirts.

He buys the rest at alibaba for 20$

>boilesen

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>Posts a player that publically admitted homosexuality as a mental illnes

yeah but why does he display those?
surely there are some more well known players than boilesen and riedewald that he could display

>still over a year or so till the next world cup

>When did he play against [...] Dani Alves?
April 11 and April 19, 2017.

You might have neurological damage

>boilesen

so a guy who can barely make the bench for danish champions FCK, has a framed shirt in the best player of all time's house.

alright alright alright

that's worth a fortune

>he puts all the goats at the top
>like lanzini and juanfran

Yes

>tatoos

literal degernate

fuck messi

Holy shit i didn't notice the shirts in the ceiling

>no ronaldo

The tsu shirts are in his room's ceiling.

Disgusting

Probably has an specific folder, i mean room for Cristiano stuff

a full kit wanker even when he's naked

How can Messi even compete?

He saved the World Cup final t-shirt

that's cute

but we already have jackie boy who does everything ronny does but better

>nothing but spics and Yaya
Messi is a fuckin racist

Fucking n00bs

There's a footballistic reason for that tattoo. I won't spoonfeedyou

That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

>footballistic
Indeed I would shoot my foot if I had such shit tattoo

t. never played footy professionally

Post your shirt collection

>that thousand yard stare

Bottom center is the best one. He fucked it up badly painting it black