Post your favorite conspiracy theories

Post your favorite conspiracy theories

Jews are in control of western media and are actively working to manipulate the population into an eradication of the white race

Black people did all the worlds great works of art/science and whites stole it
Aka we wuz kangs n sheit

That Aliens were a involved with Egypt

That isn't a theory, that's a fact.

haha, what's your next crazy conspiracy? OJ was guilty?

I woke up in a park with amnesia in another universe. Megan Fox found me and took me home but I had to kill her because she was actually a demon. Pretty sure (((they))) manipulate things and send me places because of this medical condition I have. And they do it to everyone but no one remembers.

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Sup Forums was ever good.

north korea is a paradise

Prety much proven at this point

Every President since JFK has lived with the knowledge that top civil servants could have him assassinated with impunity, and as a consequence while the executive branch has gotten stronger the Office of the Presidency has grown weaker as more and more of its functions are decentralized. Bill Clinton was the last major pushback against this, which is why the FBI was so gung-ho about backing the Kenneth Starr investigation.

He did it, so the "authorities" say

They just needed an excuse to pass certain legislation.

There is a God

I prefer "he did it, and they could have stopped him, but they made sure not to".

this

And "they" made the jet fuel can't melt steel beams meme to make any conspiracy theory seem stupid.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965

But why? What is the end goal?

this reality is a crude and hollow place, and when we die we abandon these gross vessels and return to our true home in the higher planes of existence.

Oh they knew, and they capitalized on it

It's Sup Forums talking, which is to say it's shit eating millennials and gen z repeating what cryptonazis have said.

The Jews will inherit the Earth.

it would clearly make sense if you wore the tinfoil hat we gave you and read the Soros FAQ pamphlet

Did you ever think that Hitler actually might have had some valid reasons to kill jews other than just teh lulz?

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It's true though, us Jews will rule/replace you. Shit, we've already started.

Browner and most importantly, dumber.

Why would the Jews want to replace white people with brown people?

Help me understand this position

why does dropping things make me more unreasonably angry than anything else?
i can be having a wonderful day, then i so much as drop a grape or a bottlecap and i am instantly furious beyond belief.

If you wanted to rule the world would you want your enemies to be smart or dumb af?

North Korea is starting the earth quakes near American soil

Having a 'Dumber population' is much easier to rule over.

Only thing I like about jews is the bread. Praise challah

Trump and Russian collusion

This is my issue with that
>Assuming brown people are dumber
>Assuming brown people are incompetent
so you are ruling over a shit hole of increasing filth and violence?
Why?
Also, if all your innovation comes from whites/asians why would you try and get rid of those? Then you will just sit in Jerusalem as the world gets worse and science grinds to a halt until the sun burns out

>Assuming racists are not correct and brown people can be just as smart/competent as whites
Wasting a tremendous amount of time and money to pallet swap the population of everywhere but Israel

>Assuming muslims take over
Then the entire world is no longer bound by political correctness and all think jews should die. Its right in their fucking rulebook.

Why would jews replace their allies with people who hate them?

accuse your enemies of that which you are guilty

Here's an interesting picture

Can we get more of these spicy memes?

>Why would jews replace their allies with people who hate them?
The Jews have no real allies, only interests.

then why would other white countries stop him

Because the Jews are Master Manipulators.

The world is being manipulated by elites and they plan to establish a New World Order

>Solar Plexus clown glider
fucking lol

some of the others are funny, too

>232
>323
Add this one to the bottom.

Good. White people are scum.

>skin is an alien parasite
>simpsons=real radiation footage
Looking at it hurts my eyes

google some of them
it gets better

The True Nature of Human Death

That would blow lol

Coca cola invented Santa Claus and the moon is a hologram made by the nazi's

agreed

>Post your favorite conspiracy theories
Ufo's
Man that silly entertainment wasted far too much valuable energy

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Golf Rumors are a personal favorite. Though dangerous to talk about

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