Famous for his adventurous spirit

>famous for his adventurous spirit
>literally had ONE (1) and only one adventure in his whole life

was tolkien literally retarded?

You don't know jack shit about hobbits, apparently.

was it just 1 adventure or a trilogy?

He kept visiting Rivendell afterward and hanging with dwarven and elven outsiders to the Shire. For the average hobbit, that's enough to make you a full blown weirdo.

>Alexander the great
>famous for conquering the known world
>literally only did it once

film fag detected.

on Sup Forums? no way...

considering the average hobbit was so sheltered that crossing the bridge outside their village was considered madness, yes Bilbo was very adventurous.

>literally

this word, you are using it but you literally dont know what it means.

>Jesus Christ
>famous for resurrecting
>literally only did it once

who the fuck wrote this shit?

>that deleted scene that implied that Bilbo was Sauron
Was Jackson retarded when he actually decided to make that?

>famous for his aircraft.
>literally had ONE (1) and only one aircraft in his whole life.

wsa Nolan literally retarded?

I like this thread

t. me

>Famous assassin
>literally never killed anybody

>famous Wizard
>literally never cast a single fire spell or used his staff as a flamethrower.

fuck you Tolkien, literally.

Clever

gandalf could have clicked his fingers and destroyed middle earth in a heartbeat if he wanted to

>famous for holocaust
>literally never gased a single jew

lolwut

>famous for conquering the known world
He didn't even conquer the known world, and he died.
Doesn't sound so great to me.

What about Grandalf?
Last time they met was at the end of the obit, yet he was really friendly with Frodo.

OP should definitely tell us about his or her multiple epic adventures.

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

Eating an extra biscuit at second breakfast was considered adventurous to hobbits.

Compared to other Hobbits he was Indiana Jones. Hobbits don't ever go anywhere or do anything. He was a bit of on outcast because he was viewed as weird.
And, to his credit, that was a pretty bitchin adventure.

i really really like this new meme

This post gave me dejavu

He was basically the Indiana Jones of The Shire.

>le gandalf power level meme

>Also Alexader
>Famous for solving difficult knots
>Only did it once, and he cheated

Underrated

wait he was a wizard?

>famous for deep space exploration
>literally lost only ONE star ship on ONE adventure

Is Star Trek written by literal retards?

I see your bait, and I shall have none of it.

Good post though.

>Pic related
>Famous being sentient hologram
>Only achieved sentience twice

>pic related
>famous prisoner
>literally only went to jail ONCE

wtf?

>famous for being a big guy
>literally is a big guy FOR ONE (1) and only one CIA in his whole life

was nolan literally retarded?

That was in comparison to other hobbits, which are famously non-adventurous, its stated many times that any adventure at all is crazy for them

>want to get into Star Trek
>there's 1000 episodes over the course of 50 years

Adventurous to a hobbit is traveling beyond Bree.
Bildo:
>almost eaten by trolls
>captured by goblins
>traversed a haunted forest
>infiltrated an elven prison
>bantered with a dragon
>fought in war

perma-virgins need something to fill their lives.

>fought in war
For a whole minute too!

>famous for being Watch It guy
>literally says watch it chrissy ONE time

are meme writers literally retarded?

Skip TOS, it's aged too poorly. Skip Voyager's first 3 seasons as they're garbage. Watch TNG. Skip Deep Space 9's 1st season. Skip the newest one with the weird intro, it's only worth it for the vulcan chick.

>famous for his Ring
>literally had ONE (1) and only one Ring in his whole life

what the actual fuck Tolkien, are you special?

If I'm ever motivated enough I'll make a watch list of the first 3 seasons of VOY because yes, they are trash. VOY was my favorite but I cannot pretend the TNG is not the overall best series.

So my advice to you is to watch TNG from the beginning. If you're not feeling it right away, skip ahead to mid series, like seasons 3-5

Most star trek series seem to pick up after 3 seasons.

The movies can help to, just don't listen to other people's opinions of them. Watch them and find out for yourself

Thanks. I hate skipping through seasons and series, but there's just too damn much to slog through with this franchise.

>it's aged too poorly.
This. I don't see what people see in this series, despite how incredibly innovative it was on release, it has aged like milk in every aspect.

>So my advice to you is to watch TNG from the beginning. If you're not feeling it right away, skip ahead to mid series, like seasons 3-5

This, though you should probably watch the series premiere and Measure of Man.

>TOS aged poorly

>famous for being a "Kingslayer"
>Has only killed ONE (1) king

I knew Martin was a hack but damn...

>famous for delegates
>Only has ONE (1) delegate

2015 in a nutsack..

Is his jacket just too small or does he have ILS?

>mfw this thread

>hobbits are known for their closeted ways and little to no interaction with outsiders
>bilbo baggins fucks about with wizards, elves, dwarves, men, a dragon and a shit ton of orcs
>not having an adventurous spirit

He's a big senator.

>Famous for playing the easter bunny
>literally had ONE (1) and only one appearance as it

was john wayne literally retarded?

To be fair, 1 king killed is a pretty high regicide score.

Not. Yet.

>famous for his high quality contributions to threads
>literally had ONE (1) and only one good post in his whole life

>famous for his dubs
>literally never got dubs in any movie ,ever

literally who wrote this shit?

heheheheh

>The Lord of the Rings
>Frodo only had one (1) ring the whole time

What a hack.

what the fuck have you done? have you even left the confines of your parents basement?

this one actually makes sense

why is this shit called lord of the RINGS when it is actually only ONE (1) ring in whole movie

>you
paying attention

pick one

That's the joke, user

If I was Bilbo I don't think I would have had the balls to do what he did, and I'm not even a hobbit, they hate not being /comfy/ more than me and Im lazy as fuck

A whole minute longer than all his neighbours

He whispered to a moth or something to tell the eagles to help him. Can you speak to moths?

But who was the Lord of the Rings?

>famous for his GUAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!
>literally had ONE (1) (uno) and only one GUAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH! in his whole life