>a college kid like myself whose going to go on and do actually great thngs
>whose
James White
heeminder
Luis Martin
please do the world a favor and kill yourself, dockfart
Justin Foster
What kind of "great thngs" are you gonna do, mohammed? Detonate a suicide vest on a subway?
lmao
Sebastian Murphy
BASED DockGOD!
Show that dork whats up!
Luke Brown
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Bentley Peterson
>tfw you BTFO somebody on /heem/ so bad that they literally never recover for the rest of their lives
Mason Collins
You only care about Joanna because she hasn't lost.
Sebastian Hernandez
this rampaging oompa loompa is your fault, adan i hope you feel ashamed
What fight are you most hyped for on UFC 211?
you're going to be a jotko fan after he puts on a good performance against branch and joanna loses her title cap this
Camden Reyes
I dunno, maybe you are right, maybe we will find out on Sunday, probably not
Carson Jenkins
I know that feel, Adan Elmi of Ottawa.
Blake Brown
Are you that one faggot that dislikes her because of her personality? The only reason you should like a fighter is for their fighting. Stay in asp
Lucas Nelson
Are you a fan of Tiramisu after he ruthlessly oblitera5ed yor mudslime boy's career, mudslime ?
Don't ever reply to me or my son ever again
For sure lose my post number, 100 %
Ayden Roberts
now tell me honestly
you can be real with me if you don't agree
has there EVER been somebody more BTFO than this idiot? imagine being permaBTFO lol I'm not sorry, it's hilarious and I still love it
lmao what a fuckin idiot
Nicholas Clark
i've actually never had tiramisu before
Aiden Gutierrez
Heem is a personality fest.
Pathetic
Ayden Russell
Summer /heem/ is worst /heem/
Matthew Rogers
Hoodiebro seems like a goodguy, I'd chip in and watch some PPV's with him
Carter Evans
oh and I am most hyped for Steepay for sure my man
Thomas Brown
Steeepay Andraj Masvidal Cejudo Yair
what do you think
Jose Russell
>been a fan of Stipe since the Strudel fight
Jacob Miller
start an mma discussion, then i constantly float conversation topics when I make meta or personality posts
same i'm hardly ever most interested in the main event of a card, but this one is the spiciest possible fight in Heavyweight
Robert Clark
I'd put money on spergop beating Dockfag in a fight, what with dockfag being
>5'4" 144lbs
Jaxon Scott
I wouldnt. He seemed like a dork.
Adam Powell
...
Nicholas Perry
NotePad would make docksperg succ while standing up
Juan Brooks
SpergOP is the same height as me but he's about 70 pounds of fat heavier. I'd land the first punch and he would just turtle up.
Brayden Diaz
It's actually not that bad compared to ther generals on Sup Forums
Kevin Lee
Only dorks here is you and docksperg
Jack Clark
You're the biggest dork here. Have you ever had sex?
Chase Bailey
how come noone pulled out from 211 is this going to be the goat card?
Oliver Morris
Only once, it lasted about 6 minutes.
Alexander Barnes
I'm the biggest dork in all of /heem/
Matthew Lee
I saw a headline on r/mma that 211 has the closest fight odds since 194.
Samuel Davis
People who could beat Khabib
Eddie Alvarez via split decision Kevin Lee via majority decision Tony Ferguson via submission Conor Mcgregor via 1st round knock out
Daniel White
it's nice when the HW fight is actually hype
now with Ngannou in the picture we will hopefully get a few more spicy ones
Edgar vs Yair is very close to being just as hype though
Jose Young
I disagree with Masvidal and Yair, I don't think they'll be able to keep their respective fights contested on the feet.
If you want people to stop saying you're 5'4, just post a picture of yourself standing in front of something that can measure your height Nobody would be able to say anything if you provided actual proof that you aren't an oompa loompa.
Ryder Sullivan
OFFICIAL TOP TEN GREATEST FIGHTER WALK OUT SONGS
1. Urijah Faber - California Love 2. Mike Bisping - Song #2 3. Carlos Condit - Know Your Enemy 4. Ronda Rousey - Bad Reputation 5. Clay Guida - There Goes My Hero 6. Miesha Tate - Roar 7. Chan Sung Jung - Zombie 8. Conor McGregor - Dewey Fog/Hypnotize 9. Anderson Silva - Aint No Sunshine 10. Jeremy Stephens - Real Muthaphuckkin G's
Austin Allen
And then your butt got too sore ?
Carter Clark
raging al would take that bums head clean off
Evan Nelson
somebody post Jessamyn Duke's pussy pics already
Wyatt Thompson
>Nobody would be able to say anything if you provided actual proof that you aren't an oompa loompa. he still weighs 144lbs dude he could literally fight in a women's division in the UFC without cutting a single pound of weight lol
Nolan Stewart
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Leo Rivera
Mohammed, youre an overweight shitskin who brags about going to a junior college and doesnt know the difference between whose and who's or what paraphrasing is. You'll always be a piece of trash.
Kevin Morales
reminder that masvidal got wrestlefucked by ben henderson
Dylan Garcia
And you could fight in any division because the UFC doesnt have ultra weight lmao
Lincoln Jackson
I think you might be right about Yair, but I think you're wrong about Masvidal.
Brody Flores
Do any of you low income dorks ever stream on your android device? Is it a pain in the ass. I asked once and some user replied that he does it but you need like 3 separate apps to get it going. I'm wondering if I should just bite the bullet and pay for it on youtube.
Carter Long
you're either a bitter skeleton who likes to pretend he's tough over the internet or an oompa loompa with a napoleon complex
the funny thing is that he's probably going to claim he's an average sized guy who just has a low bf%, toned body which he could prove if he posted a timestamped picture of himself, but he won't because he simply isn't that
I would have an easier time picking Masvidal if the guy he was fighting didn't have grappling as good as Maia's. I could see Woodley or Usman having some success stuffing his takedowns, but I don't think someone without very good wrestling can fend Maia off. I could be wrong, we'll have to see.
Connor Scott
Ok but you even admitted to being 5'9 220 and muslim. Like that should be automatic kill yourself mode.
Colton Moore
Hey NotePad, where did your parents emigrate from?
Aaron Richardson
at least I don't lie about myself to impress anonymous strangers
syria
Luke Brown
No he didnt
Charles Evans
I've never lied. Adan is the one that lies about having a wife, lies about having a son, lies about owning a business. You lie about being smart and how youre going to "do great things."
I posted that pic of me on the scale after I was accused of being a lardo. So that that hurt's your lardo feelings, lardo. Maybe it's time to close 4vchan and go outside and get some exercise, lardo.
I respect your honesty sperg, /HEEM/ has your back
Lincoln Edwards
relax faggot no need to suck the mexicans dick you fanboy
Joshua Perry
BTFO
Oliver Allen
He's Cuban you fucking goof
Connor Williams
made me check
Brandon Perez
Great refereeing coming through don't mind me
Jaxon Young
Is that Yves Lavine?
Angel Sanchez
H-hello Dana?
Kayden Adams
yes
Jacob Wright
Wow.
Leo Rogers
Who is that? Is it even real or is some fanmade meme shit?
Angel Gomez
Maia is a +120 underdog at my bookies
Any other time I'd jump on that but I just see Masvidal sprawling and rocking Maia as Maia gets up
How good is Maias chin?
Luke Morales
when people develop identities in an anonymous community, things go to shit
Parker Ward
Does he still ref?
Elijah Morgan
It's Dana and Werdum you goof, as real as it gets
Cameron Scott
what think, m8s?
Anthony Barnes
Werdum when Cain pulled out
Christopher Phillips
Stupid fight that makes no sense, Artem should be cut
Matthew Gonzalez
Shut the fuck up about it then, idiot.
Are you serious? Yes he still refs.
Jayden Myers
>when Cain pulled out
Like that narrows it down.
Sure why not.
Camden Cox
>sure why not Because it will be the main event
Justin Gonzalez
>Are you serious? Yes he still refs. Don't pay attention to the refs lad
Brandon Garcia
Had a vivid and detailed dream last night of Maia vs Masvidal.
Masvidal got rocked on the feet (lel), panic wrestled and got his arm ripped off.
Bet the house on maia
Matthew Lee
>Shut the fuck up about it then, idiot.
I tend not to
fuck ur nan la
Jack Murphy
Says who?
lol its ok to be new lad. but you gotta learn to just lurk and look up shit on your own instead of asking dumb questions cause you're lazy and want to be spoonfed.
Luis Stewart
I'm not sure man. If Swanson couldn't put away Artem in 5, could Choi's technical striking really do it? I feel like some Artem memes would be at play here and I don't want that for based Choi
The recent one where he came out and said he couldn't walk but then said he could fight
Eli Miller
Says me, I guarantee Artem will main event another shitty FS1 card
Joseph Jenkins
>instead of asking dumb questions There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers. Leave him alone. He asked a question and got his answer, maybe he doesn't know every facet of MMA but he's on /heem/ isn't he? We're here to discuss, stop being mean.
Matthew Thomas
i had a dream talking with rda about weight cutting last night
Michael Diaz
>says me You're no one though. How can I hold you accountable?
>Artem will main event another shitty FS1 card OK. WGAF? There have been worse FS1 main events.
Luis Walker
I answered his question politely and instead of saying thanks he came back with "I don't look at the refs" so I had to put him in his place and teach him a lesson for his own benefit.
Josiah Russell
>lol its ok to be new lad. but you gotta learn to just lurk and look up shit on your own instead of asking dumb questions cause you're lazy and want to be spoonfed No such thing as a causal on heem on a non fight night
Christian James
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Lincoln Williams
that's true, which is why generals and tripcodes are bad thing
maia stunned condit before he tapped him, maybe he could actually do some damage with strikes on the ground
Brandon Evans
Curious of what FS1 main event is worse than Artem fucking Lobov?
Jeremiah Hall
Just a lil heeminder
Owen Garcia
I see your point now.
Jason Sullivan
>which is why generals and tripcodes are bad thing You say this as if you're not always trying to be identified with every single post you make. The sad thing is you can't even get filtered anymore.
Kayden Long
When can we expect picks?
Jaxson Ward
I thought this was /heem/ made when someone posted it
How is this official?
Jaxon Jackson
>posting clips of MMA fights in the MMA general is bad
picks/calendarguy is here, it seems like he's just messing with the picks image right now
