Computer, engage replicators on all decks to produce chili and sea bass on endless loop. Disengage overflow prevention protocols.
Computer, engage replicators on all decks to produce chili and sea bass on endless loop...
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I laughed but I already feel bad about it so I won't be bumping.
>engage replicators on all decks
Why are you on the holodeck then?
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
If I tell the computer to fill the room with water, disengage and open the door what happens?
There was no water, it was just an illusion created by force fields and light beams.
>tfw you realize he could have spent his billions making a holodeck to make the park and fake everything with no risk of lawsuits.
water and food are replicated. in the first episode of tng, Wesley falls in water on the holodeck and when he leaves he's still wet
>Chili and sea bass
every timerino
computer, spare no expense
Does the hokodeck make clothes? Im never sure about this.
Why did getting shocked make him stronger?
I think the replicators do. So everyone goes to their private quarters, requests their specific clothing, gets dressed and then they meet up at the holodeck. It happens in a few episodes.
uh, I dunno. on the show they always show up dressed already, but in the movies, either picurd just barks at the computer for clothes or doesn't and they have appropriate clothes on in the next scene.
Because first contact is garbage.
So wait you mean to tell me in Our Man Bashir Garak made himself a tuxedo and followed Bashir into the holosuite blindly before even knowing what the program was?
the replicators in their quarters are for food. if they want stuff, like a new uniform or a birthday present for someone they have to go to some dude who has a different type of replicator. also I seem to remember there' s a barber
>implying garak doesn't know everything
>implying garak doesn't have a closet full of formal wear for any occasion
>I seem to remember there' s a barber
A bolian barber. One of my favorite running gags in trek.
I disagree but respect your opinion. also I like to think that they replicated the clothes to change and Picard ordered lilly to undress in front of him
>chilli and sea bass
Not pan-fried catfish
Garak may be a former member of the Obsidian Order, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
If they ever want to see their parents again, they better spill the beans
What do you think happened to everyone ten years after What You Leave Behind?
Sisko really should be wearing a kwanza daishiki.
shut up
>Getting your memes confused
>Getting your ST timeline messed up
is this as funny to a Sup Forumsrekkie as it is for someone that has never seen a start trek film or series?
Imagine you are browsing Sup Forums and then comes a random post about something you've no context about, just a pic of a girl in a bad costume with the perfect expression asking some one about their sexual organs and then wondering, "is that an actual line?" "is this another meme?" and you will never know.
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It's never been funny. Just autist(s) running a shitty attempt at a joke into the ground but at this point sexualorganposters are a tradition so a thread isn't right without it. The irony is these people turn around and whine about reddit and 9gag stealing their ebin memes despite them doing the same thing just as unironically.
He talks about HIS people, not the CHOSEN people.
Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!
It's Chilean Sea Bass, not "chili and sea bass" you idiot. Also, quit bitching about Trump on your twitter.
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>SISKO: Look, this is not about Vic Fontaine.
>KASIDY: Then what is your problem?
>SISKO: You want to know? You really want to know what my problem is? I'll tell you. Las Vegas nineteen sixty two, that's my problem. In nineteen sixty two, black people weren't very welcome there. Oh, sure they could be performers or janitors, but customers? Never.
>KASIDY: Maybe that's the way it was in the real Vegas, but that is not the way it is at Vic's. I have never felt uncomfortable there and neither has Jake.
>SISKO: But don't you see, that's the lie. In nineteen sixty two, the Civil Rights movement was still in its infancy. It wasn't an easy time for our people and I'm not going to pretend that it was.
>KASIDY: Baby, I know that Vic's isn't a totally accurate representation of the way things were, but it isn't meant to be. It shows us the way things could have been. The way they should've been.
>SISKO: We cannot ignore the truth about the past.
>KASIDY: Going to Vic's isn't going to make us forget who we are or where we came from. What it does is it reminds us that we're no longer bound by any limitations, except the ones we impose on ourselves.
The fuck was all of that? The episode itself was GOAT but it's almost ruined by this part
>start trek
I'm in the middle of season 2.
Do these guys ever fuck?
NOT ON MY WATCH
>not telling the computer to spare no expense
missed opportunities tbqh, add this to your pasta please
he gained energy buff
They grind their wits and fence with barbarous insults to such a degree it could be either sex or masturbation. Its the most civilized version of crab battle ever televised.
that is the guy from star wars not berman, am i missing something?
voyager and ent had the worst crew ever.
voyager annoying, and ent just bland and boring.
tng has a great crew but way too many bad episodes.
star trek is so famous why can't they write a good show ? even ds9 was a spin off and storywise lightyears behind babylon 5.
is there an ENT filler guide ?
This is a beach ball that I refuse to hit.
>quark not wearing the Hanuka sweater
one job..