Ask the leader of a Satanist death cult and ex-convicted murderer anything

Ask the leader of a Satanist death cult and ex-convicted murderer anything

> no christian scum allowed

Bump

You look like a sissy boy, I'll now take my leave

For the record, I was convicted of murdering one of my minions and loyal followers after sacrificing him to the devil

Were you a satanist before you got in prison. And if yes, why did you go back to that lifestyle as it has clearly ruined many possibilities in your life?

Inb4 knuckles inc

Why do you dye your eyebrows?

why don't you just kill yourself?

Fuck off, Greg. You're shit at MW2 and at Sup Forums

This is the face of the devil's favorite demon

Kek

>ex-convicted
either you are convicted of murder or not you fucking retard, you could be an ex-convict but not ex-convicted

gross. Stop posting pictures and maybe people will take you seriously

Leader of Satanist death cult looks like a faggy ass sjw.

Suckadiiiiiiiii

But aren't Satanists Christians too?

>people didn't like me being an annoying fag so now I worship the devil

You look ridiculous you stupid cunt

do you have a degree in gender studies?

tits or GTFO

How much did your guy liner cost at Hot Topic?

i feel like satanist over compensate way lot more than Christians do

Doesn't answer questions. Clearly only here for attention. Sage in all fields.

I know this might sound dumb, but are there spells or rituals to make someone love and obey you?

U cant be an ex convicted murderer, stupid faggot

>asking a satanist this
Fagtron3000

I want all of you to stop what you are doing,

Get on your hands and knees,

and Worship me, the devil's favorite demon for I am his reincarnation

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At least answer the fucking questions people ask faggot

>filename
pls double nigger

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Satanism is an atheist thing to mock christians. Devil worship is just a derivation of christianity you stupid fuck. Either that or you ONLY believe in the devil which makes you even fucking stupider because you're applying arbitrary rules to an already stupid system. Fuck you

That is no way to talk to your Satanist master and ruler

i could go for some spaghetti right now

You have to fight angry spaghetti cat do obtain his pasta bounty.
DUBBS IS -1HP
TRIPS IS KILL
>CAT HAS 5HP, GO!

even if this is 100% true I hope satan regrets his mistake and reincarnates you to live in an eternity as a worm in a dirty and cancerous dogs anus

rolling

Jesus loves you

get

kill it!!!

Still at 5/5HP

- holy shit what would that have been
-rollin

Roll

>THE PASTA DWINDLES
5/5 HP REMAINS...
>HURRY Sup ForumsROTHERS.

how much time did yo spend on your eye shadow?

go forth my champion!

-1HP! [ ? ]

-1

ATTACK!

Cast fireball!

guud boy rolls

>SWEET PASTA DWINDLES EVEN MORE.
Angry Pasta Cat 5/5HP
>DON'T LET THE DREAM DIE

How do you get ex-convicted?

Dr Dog save us!!!

SLAPS CAT

rollin

I love how this thread is evolving away from sjw satanlord to cat boss minigame

trips, this kills the cat

Fuck off cat faggots

This thread is about Satan and his reincarnation

Do you have AIDs yet?
Have you ever been hospitalized with mental problems?
How many times have you attempted suicide?

dang, he almost killed spaghetti cat wow that would have been ironic as fuck!

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

>death cult
> no christian scum allowed
but christianity is also a death cult

Is OP feeling a bit of jealously towards a spaghetti cat? seems kinda pathetic.

Duckroll what a dousche

do a barrel roll, into his dick!

unless if you are gay

KAISER SPACE NIPPLES.

uses fathers terrible recipe

>THERE'S STILL SOME PASTA LEFT!
Delt a swift blow.
Angry Spaghetti Cat 4/5HP
>WE CAN DO THIS!

Do you really think turquoise is your color?

Good thing you're into devil worship.
How were those visits from those big black devils late at night in your cell?

r u a faggo† ma

wouldn't the devil's favorite demon have gotten that devil tattoo on their right armpit finished by now...

Have you always been a try hard wanker?

you actually looked decent b4, what happened?

when people are to weak to follow GOD'S will and resort to becoming a beta satanist.

cast magic!

Lol sadistic execution t shirt. Fuck me it really doesn't get much more cringe than that. You do realise they're not serious right you faggot? Another try hard cunt giving metal a bad name

what happened to my old school captcha?

its dangerous out there

You need Jesus sir

Degenerates such as yourself will be purged. Repent, sinner.

When did you come to realize you were mentaly retarded?

IM TOO VESTED IN THIS NOW!!!

take that you pasta eating fuck!

Getting a bit tired of this shit, the picture you're using is of me, I'm not a satanist cult leader or a convicted murderer.

In fact, there is no such thing as an "ex-convicted murderer", once you are convicted there is never a time after this where you stop having been convicted.

This retarded shit is getting annoying, I know this is Sup Forums and there is going to be bait, but you'll only catch other retards with this shit, so please stop this and stop using my picture to do it.

Don't get too cocky, my boy. No matter how good you are, don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe, my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd, the leper, shit-kicking surfer. Look at me. Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would you?

If this isn't bad bait, it certainly feels like it.

I like voodoo, necromancy, and santeria, but OP is a laaaaame ass faggot.

Get a goddamn haircut, xxdarknerd.

my pasta!!!!

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I don't think the devil would love you for shit. You are fat. You are weak. You are feminine. You are weak. The Lord of chaos wouldn't want some sissy looking ass hillbilly faggots. Might aswell just sacrifice yourself tbh

my poor pasta

have you ever been fucked in the ass?

how is no one getting dubbs?

Do you have time for me to tell you about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

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