CUBS VS. ROCKIES DOUBLE-HEADER GAME-THREAD

Arrieta vs. Senzatela now

Lackey vs. Freeland at 7

Colorado Rockies logo looks like a 90's Minor League baseball team logo

Lets play two

These teams are both poopoo.

Will the Dbacks or Dodgers get 2nd in the NL West? I think we all know who's winning it

Arrieta starts are gonna fucking agonize the shit out of me this year

La Stella is a manlet

>More Cusb fans than Rookies fans
Despicable.

Or they're just louder and more obnoxious?

thats morning/afternoon neet crowd breh rocknation is at work

>pebbles announcers making excuses for the garbage crowd

Fucking Cusb and fucking pebbles.

>Kristina Bryant

kek

>Baez

jake pls

Cubs are fucking trash

why didn't almora catch that?

lmao Cusb.

How did this fucking AA team win the ship

what the fuck happened to the cubs??

Dear god.

wtf was that fielding

genius

He faked the catch to hold the runners and stop them from scoring

Lol fuck it. The cubs suck. They can't handle success and the pitching is old and broken. Start moving a few people and get some arms.

Bases loaded 0 out and they score 1 lmao

The Cubes are fucking shit. 200 year drought incoming.

>Baez moves one base on a fucking rocket off the right field wall
>stops La Stella who could have gone 1st to home
>Len: "That was a fantastic read"

Dodgers winning it
Dbacks getting second
Padres sneak in third

Schwarber calling off Almora is the new moneyball

>Cubs score a 3-run and still lose 6-5

What the fuck is up with Arrieta's delivery? Has he always fallen over to third base his hard?

So this confirms the World Series was rigged. Who is it rigged for this year?

Yankees.

>the cubs

JUST

I told people that partying and fucking around in and before spring training would bite these retards in the ass

The Yankees had both Derek Jeter and Posada keeping the team in check

Cubs have nobody and it shows

They had ross and that meme is gone

No more pilates. Now he's over pitching, thus falling to 3rd.

Isn't Ross working within the Cubs' organization now?

Pebbles would have to have a historic collapse for that to happen

Considering the Rockies have had awful second half collapses the last few years now, it doesn't seem that out of the realm of possibility

>2 meme catches in 2 outs

Cubbles absolutely BTFO

>reddit team getting exposed HARD

Get fucked, cubbie faggots

Lol Cusb suck. I'll be at the second game tonight if it doesn't get rained out. Forecast not looking great.

Yeah but in your universe the padres win 70-75 games somehow and the rockies don't.

Hahahaha

Cubbos are the new Reddithawks. god it's wonderful to watch bandwaggon faggots get butt blasted on a daily basis this season

also, Reynolds just put the Rocks into double digitss

Cubs absolutely B T F O

The year Mark Reynolds is having is absolutely absurd. If Ian Desmond never gets hurt, he's not even on a major league roster. Now he could be looking at a spot in the all-star game.

desu this feels like the norm again, successful seasons feel more like aberrations

How many bongs until the second game?

3 1/2

Tell me with a straight face that Mark Reynolds ain't juicing.

he plays @ coors field. that' better than juicing.

Wew cubsbhave some shit to work on this season

yup, pressure's really on them to deliver within the next 108 years

kek @ cubbies fans looking like they JUST can't believe it

Any other Cardinals fans shooting up right now?

nah m8 Cards fan here just drinking coffee

let's not perpetuate the stereotype of MO always having the needle in the arm eh?

what if the #Cubs are not that good

then it's working as intended

I think this a VERY rough patch more than anything, but the starting pitching obviously needs help. A lot of help. I don't know what the fuck Bosio has been doing with the starters but they are all shit besides Lester.

>purposely fail to repeat another WS victory to avoid another 108 years curse
8D snakes&ladders

No he's pretending to be a celebrity.

For now. He is quite the celebrity in Chicago though.

Now it's time for the real game.

Score will be 15-6 pebbles

Division will be 1 Dodgers 2 Dfags 3 Podrace

Nope

>pebbles defense

How do we explain the Cubs?

We can't, they make no sense tbqhwyf

>Criticizes design of an MLB logo
>While sporting a BRAZILIAN flag

They are bored like Einstein in 1st grade mathematics.

>Baez

Nice bounce back inning

Kek

>Coors babby thinks he hit a home run

>Lackey pitching well
>Lackey pitching well in Coors Field

He will explode for an 8 run inning

Is this the game that fixes the dumpster fire that is the cubs?

Probably not

Depends on if Lackey can keep this up.

Most probably not

Will Lackey go the distance?

The Spuds won, I only need the Cusb to win too.

Is he still pitching? No relief yet?

Yeah he just finished the 7th

Why is playing in Colorado allowed?

>pinch hitting for the pitcher when he's raping the other team

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