Knives banned

>knives banned
>self defense is a crime
>needs a license for TV
>areas of the country being ran over by migrants
>feel guilty about their past glories
>now pornography requires age verification, soon to be banned completely
CAN A COUNTRY BE MORE CUCKED?

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>carry a knife
>go to prison for 4 years
LOL

>not allowed to kneel

could be worse

Krautfag here.
Im so Sorry for you.
In 2-3 Years we Nazikrauts will be having the same Rules...oh wait, we have them already!

>Only certain knives are illegal

>Unnecessary self defense is a crime

>*Overrun dumb fuck

>Our glorious empire still reigns

>How comes you don't register for trap porn on Sup Forums faggot?

Do some research before shitposting this lame bait

i lol at this.

>Haha you made a grammar mistake
>Haha only owning SOME kinds of pocket knives will send me to prison for years!
UK MASTER RACE AM I RIGHT

Police have had such severe cuts you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want and get away with it.

>I didn't make a mistake

>Still hasn't defended themselves

Ok brexxit cuck

Can't wait to leave

>not being able to mag dump into a nigger that tries to mug you
Why even live

English girls are easy thats why i holiday in england. Just have molly and pretend to be into mac decheeso and youll just about nab any bird with daddy issues.

Yes, by voting in someone who is actively fucking you all over, while you kneel at his feet hoping senpai notices you.

>mob justice cuz nobody is afraid of no guns police
>age of consent 16 fucking pedos
>welfare reforms making people homeless

we're the most girly and weak men in europe, what do you expect? and now we told the eu to fuck off
we're going to live on the crumbs they give us

Except talk shit about Islam or, god forbid, put bacon near a building

I heard a lot of brits are finding irish relatives so they can get an irish passport and stay in the EU.

come to Russia and you will see lol. But actually it's something wrong with Britain. Have a good evening lads

>Knives being carried in the streets for no purpose is banned
>self defense is only a crime when it kills or permanently impairs a person through actions, unlike fat yanks we do not have to kill things because you get upset
>Live TV needs a license, we can have a TV and watch recordings without a llcense as long as it isn't hooked up to a live source
>this is wrong, it is far right propaganda to spread fear that somehow immigrants are taking over the country, but it is all lies.
>don't feel guilty at all, at least we do not hide the real facts with the "new improved edited history for Americans" type of teaching
>Age Verification exists in the US also whats the problem?

I see you like to get your facts from stupid sources, but hey stupid sources for stupid people right?

always makes me laugh when americans think the UK is full of immigrants

Blame it on Wakefield, Leeds, Bradford, Birmingham, London.

Do you enjoy not able to walk in parts of your own country because Muslims own it?

Population of uk?
Landmass of UK?
Population of USA?
Landmass of USA?
We still have our guns btw and if some were to come into my house, i would kill that person and still make it to supper tonight.

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Leeds and Wakefield aren't so bad. Nothing compared to Bradford

>do not have to kill things because you get upset
You mean assaulted?
We dont kill things because we "get upset"
>fat yanks
You have no fat people in the uk?
Do they tax that ass when you google statistics as well or is it the queens will that you are a fucking moron?

Britain isn't a country m7

That last one about pornography is the worst.

You realise how percentages work right? You absolute mongoloid.

That poor area next to Leeds Uni is full of muslims and I heard some of the 77 bombers came from there.

ITT: Bongs try to come up with excuses as to why their country isn't a shithole

You, by definition, are a cuck.
And a serf to a QUEEN.
Its 2018 and YOU have a QUEEN.
Soon you will have a KING.

LMFAO.
CUCKED AND FUCKED FOR LIFE

>knives banned
Lots of knife crime in London.

I'm Irish mate, so no I don't. And that doesn't change the fact that you're a retard in a nigger infested country.

You however have your Daddy President fucking you over while you beg for more, I know which sounds more cucked to me.

>unnecessary self defense
It's either self defense or unnecessary violence.

What the fuck is “unnecessary self defense”?

Ok well...ill be here with my weapons and you be there with your rape whistle, ok?
Just blow it like you do muhammad and it should be loud enough for your unarmed police to come and tell you to fuck off.

Eh it could be self defence with unreasonable force, still necessary but force used being disproportionate

The worst part is 41% Of women in us are deemed Obese.
>Tfw there's a 41% chance to get a land whale gf

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>Ok well...ill be here with my weapons

Confirmed still in school, didn't anyone tell you you have to be 18 to be on Sup Forums

And who decides that? Some arbitrary inbread beurocrat who was granted a bullshit title by the state? No thanks, I'll keep muh freedoms.

Dude...how do you cut up your meat pies and blood sausage? Do you just swallow the sausage whole like its a mohammad penis or do you have your MUM chew it up and feed it to you like a baby bird?

Right to self-defence in homes to be 'much clearer'

bbc.com/news/uk-politics-13957587

porn banned?

excellent, the you can do smething worthwhile with your one and only exisistence.

Porn is just a waste of time

Overkills, I guess.

... So is life in general you fucking moron.

Hey buddy, where im from everybody has a gun.
Most children can shoot rifles and do so to hunt.
Most little boys have knives and can run them properly.
These are basic skills every man needs and has.
Keep telling yourself your better off than i. Im getting out of this thread.
I might take my son to the shooting range right down the road.
Good luck

> one and only existence
> someone decides for you, what to do
> why live

nanny state.

see how your brain has changed because of porn user.

you have become Nihilistic.

I realise that my life can be amazing, but only if I let it.

Join me user

we are told not to smoke, because we learned it causes slow and painful death.

we are told to wear a seat belt so that we can stay alive after a crash and the money that would be spent on your sorry ass can be spent on something else more worthy.

Don't blame the system that you either endorse by voting for it, or abstain from voting or never bothered learning how to affect others opinions so that the world that you wish comes to fruition

this isn’t Sup Forums

>people still smoke
>people still drive without a seatbelt
>people don't need laws to protect them from themselves.
If a person wants to die, let them die. If a person wants to live, don't make them jump through a bunch of hoops to do so.

Huh, that's funny, as a UK citizen its almost like these things aren't quite as they seem.
Lets see.
>It is illegal to: sell a knife of any kind to anyone under 18 years old, carry a knife in public without good reason - unless it's a knife with a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62 cm) or less, e.g. a Swiss Army knife.
>you need a license for BBC, not SKY or netflix etc
>The migrant population is tiny and decent human beings
>No one feels guilty, we're hella proud of what we've done as an Empire
>Porn doesn't require verification, I actually don't know where you got that from, and its not gonna be banned.
I quite like not having rampant gun violence and school shootings though.

controlled by the state lol

>>knives banned
No they're not
>>self defense is a crime
No itr's not. Excessive force might be, but you're OK if you use reasonable force.
>>needs a license for TV
True. But we have no public broadcasting service funded by taxation, unlike many other countries
>>areas of the country being ran over by migrants
No they're not
>>feel guilty about their past glories
I certainly don't although there are some young SJW faggots who make me despair, like the morons who wanted to take down the statue of Cecil Rhodes.
>>now pornography requires age verification, soon to be banned completely
I fap to porn regularly, so no age verification. Plus it's aimed at the UK-based sites - you can image how many overseas site will comply. Also, what is a VPN?

I know you aren't interested in facts in a bait thread, but I just thought I'd set the record straight. We can even own firearms - I have several. I also regularly carry a lock-knife with a blade over 3" - go figure

Naw, it wasnt porn that gave me a nihilistic outlook. Try losing your mom and having them deny you her life insurance and keep on living believing that anything you do will have any meaning anywhere.

Look: CANADA

i live in wakefield man, its all polish and immigrants especially round the industrial estate inbetween castleford and normanton
getting a agency job is like fighting a swarm of ants for 1 job

Can confirm Bradford is a cesspool of foreigners.

TFW moving in that direction. Except for past glories.

if people want to die the system is fucked

that's shit.

don't ever give up.

you might not make it, but fighting makes you stronger.

Giving up just makes your life shit.

good luck user

my dad killed a guy in self defense and got away with it true story.

Can confirm that Ilkley isn't

can confirm no niggers in Cornwall.

But lots of Anglos who were never invited

yes the "english" kindly leave the island and go back to Germany

ERmm Bodmin is full of them

Cornwal ftw

fake news, only real news exists in wordpress articles

Shut up aaron. We all know you fuck your misses with phallic vegetables cus your cock is tiny. .

yes they can be. wait until the muslims get theyre own state. they literally tried that here in Australia. but were not gonna let some sand monkeys take over and act like they have more rights than us no matter how liberal and pc our country can be

Ur just jealous I haven't gotten shot yet

>be UK, No 10 Downing
>discover Islamic State plot to assassinate PM
>THIS. WILL. NOT. STAND!
>christopherreeve.jpg
>ban criticism of Islam
>import more Muslims
>mfw

... What if you replied "That's fucked up"

Fuckin hell. Here in australia we can defend ourselves to the point of killing, if we can prove it was necessary to do so. And we wouldnt get in trouble for it.

And that tv permit thing trips me out. Our TV is 100% free. Live or not.

Oh dear. Is one of the colonies having a tantrum? There, there.

Fuck. Thats a really pointy stick