Be me

>be me
>socially retarded
>get tinder
>get matched
>she asks me "What are you here for?"
>i reply "Someone to grab sushi with"
>she reply "Great, im also looking for someone to grab sushi with"
WHAT DO I DO GUYS HELPPPPPPP

reply that you know a place on her body that smells of sushi that you want to eat

SHE ASKED ME IF IM GOING TO INVITE HER GUYS HELP WTF

rape her

ask her if she wants to suckle on your veiny throbbing horsecock after you jam it in her pooper bursting her ring muscles like a rubber band with blood and shit everywhere. shell appreciate the honesty

Fucking go to. Sushi with her you beta

man up pussy say yes and be confident, take control of the situation and arrange the shit

man up, nigga
ask her out, she'll say yes

I TOLD HER IM LOOKING FOR PLACES THAT GOT GOOD SUSHI
I GOT MORE TIME NOW I CAN KILL MYSELF

>Join dating service
>Get paired
>Agree on what we'd both like to do
>Wat do
Say yes you dumb nigger

But for real, be open about your social issues. The only way to improve is to socialize, and it helps if the involved party can be sympathetic with you.

Godspeed user.

retard..
show me your chat.. maybe it's not a total disaster

its not in english no use

What language

Ask her where she likes to get sushi. Shit all over her opinion even if you agree.

This shows how assertive you are, chicks are into that.

Imma grill, ask her if she'll like some sushi at night, and go eat with her.

how old are u

58

you are fucking with me.. i'm not helping you

thats called bait user

NONONON IM 23 REALLY

prove it faggot

i know but theres a reasonable doubt

Assuming this isn't b8, you must be like a 9/10 or she's like a 3/10. She's literally handholding you for a date.

post pic of the girl as a proof and we'll help you
or gtfo

yeah she's pretty fucking ugly lel

yep, as a grill, i agree.

this is her

This. Im no 9, but there is great fun to be had "dating down" In my experience they treat your seed like precious, precious ambergris.

Take her to your favorite sushi spot or plan to take her to a nicer place and pay for the meal and just try to get to know her a bit more. Like what is she doing currently, school or work. What does she like to do on her times off. What type of movies she like. It ain't that hard bo

you are contradicting yourself..
>but there is great fun to be had
in the other hand you are too shy to ask her and act like a man.. so this is not quite 'fun' for you

rape

Be a man f*ggot, good luck.

She's a solid 6.
Not bad user, ask her out

My face, I think I'm a 6/10 atleast

more like -6

those are two you faggot
which one

DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

OP, I don't think you're quite cut out for this Tinder lark.

dude, lose your glasses and get a haircut

the fat one with the glasses

BAIT

yeah.......best you dont... im honestly trying to help you here.

if that's not bait seriously dude.. this is most probably your last change in getting a gf

...

Dude u're perfect for her.

GET A HAIRCUT. And ask her out.

I don't believe it.. seems too real

10/10

>if Billy Corgan had a baby with Meatloaf

lose some weight you round fuck

...

kek
u r mean

What

I'll take the (you) bait
you look 4/10 at best

Trying to get laid on tinder as well. I read about how to be alpha, it’s all about being confident and not giving a fuck. How am I doing so far?

That was horrible, kill yourself

you doin' fine user
she cravin' for that d

doing fine user.. you don't need our help

Is it really? My other angle is to take advantage of the “nerd is cool” fad to connect with women using my nerd hobbies.

tell her you dont invite randoms to sushi..because sushi its important for you..
so maybe you guys can hang out first in a pubic place

take her out to a place where you both can have fun and after that yeah .. sushi

after sushi ask her if she wants you to eat hers
90% win rate.
stop being a beta cuck fagget.

thank me later.

post results

dubs get

>I masturbated to hentai
Kekd, you're doing God's work user

Wow uh, lots of work to do here, but nothing that cant be fixed. firstly, change your hair. omg change your hair. Cut or trim or go with the hipster cut just... get that rat off your head, second, that facial neck hair thing has g2g. grow a beard or accept that you cant and shave. go with contacts or get a new decent pair of glasses

THIS

kek didn't expect this from the thumbnail

Fucking go get sushi with her. It's not that hard.

kek beta

Shove the sushi up her cunt.

>pubic place

OP, of all the complicated situations that can arise with women, if this one has got you flustered, you'd better shape up sharpish or you are gonna find life very hard...

you didnt understand it.

You go grab sushi with her, fuckface...

Then give her your tiny autistic tuna roll later...

MAKE CONFIDENCE YOUR BITCH

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