Bank robbers tell everyone to get on the ground

>bank robbers tell everyone to get on the ground
>women start screaming

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wtf? i'm woman and i dont scream

>i'm woman
Show us your penis then.

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They do that in ral life.

Its instinctive for the same reasons babies cry. The female scream ensures a male will come to its defense since women are prey animals.

thanks for (you)s lads, i'm done with Sup Forums for today

>robber tells the tellers not to push the alarm
>someone presses the alarm anyway

If you watch any real life disasters or something similar, women actually do this, it's staggering
The best one is maybe the Bud Dwyer suicide, you can very distinctly hear the men in the background saying someone call an ambulance, someone call the police, don't touch him etc. while at least 3 women literally just stand there screeching

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>"DAMMIT! I need the schematics to the building! Terrorists have taken it over!"

>"But that's impossible Jack!"

>"Just do it! DAMMIT!"

Its instinct. Women are more reliant on instinct than males.

So women are animals. Really should not have gave them rights.

>samwise gamgee holding his breath after letting a few litres of mustard gas into the room
>immediately breathes in right next to the door instead of stacking chairs in a corner and breathing the clean air near the ceiling

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Is that what you learned in your community college MRA courses

mustard gas damages skin tissue too
a gas mask isn't enough

Was this Kino?

BUD, DONT DO IT

Shit up cunt.

>woman

>big fat reddit guy is contaminated because he was too busy whiteknighting
>yells "m'lady" as he slowly dies

>cashier presses silent alarm
>SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED

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>robber shoots one of the hostages
>"what the FUCK Steve, shooting someone wasn't part of the plan!"
>"plans change"

Not an argument.

>Robbers carrying out the heist
>they kill one another
>Only remaining robber escapes in a school bus
>other school buses just so happen to be going past when bank robbers school bus leaves the bank

>his daily dose is only 2 (You)s
wtf. here, have another

Literally name 1 (ONE) movie that does this.

Retard.

Dumbass.

It's really just common sense. Do you have a better explanation?

Be nice.

shut the FUCK up

i don't give a shit about feelings, only facts

>they are there for the cash not their cunts

literally has nothing to do with MRA, say mad.

Jew mind control to condition the weak brain of women thus creating a biological alarm everytime a bank gets, keeping their jew gold safe

You should watch The Fugitive for the scene where Tommy Jones shoots a guy and his girlfriend screams. Tommy is just like, "Shut up".

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Based TLJ

Pokemon The First Movie

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>he hasn't seen the dark night
Get fucked.

Instinct can be overcome. one time I had a massive crash on my bicycle and my brother came to help me. As he was helping me up, he suddenly told me to shut the fuck up, and I realized I had been groaning loudly the whole time. I've never cried out in pain since.

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on Sup Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart ass posts you little redditors and alt-righters make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

wew lad

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whats with the space between your lines reddit?

>le i cant win by intelligence so I'll resort to physical means like a chimp

>muh height

Mental manlet.

I always chuckle at big guys who think a few extra inches of height will magically make them immune to punches. You guys go down so easily.

As i first responder i have to say this shit is true.

Woman are just not built to handle those sort of situations. I cant even begin to count how many times we have wasted effort trying to help a woman that was screaming and having a panic attack while the people that were really hurt were restong quietly on the floor.

>tfw be a brick shithouse

alri kev

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE STEALING FROM?

>blackout during a party

>all the girls start screaming-giggling

What's you diddy 1rm, big guy?

>character takes a dump
>doesnt use his Squatty Potty™

>Whites are just not built to handle those sort of situations

fixed that for you

Because all the guys have taken the opportunity to cop a feel of their favourite girl's ass.

>your girls in bed with you
>you eat her out
>you flick your tongue on her clit over and over again causing her to convulse

cara?

>Sup Forums getting baited by a /brit/ pasta

aaaah yes, VERY impressive

doing a poo

ama

Joke's on you, those were all me and I was merely pretending with those (you)s.

>someone call an ambulance

Why do people never call one themselves?

It makes complete sense off of instinct

>woman screams out of fear
>men hear it
>can't lose woman because then no baby
>go to scream and save woman

My fucking nigga!

Where did that come from? Race is irrelevant as far as I've seen. Gender is what determines the screaming behaviour in a crisis.

Nice cuckpost.

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>guy dies
>more woman for the rest of us

Spider-man (The Directors Cut)

Fuck off, Chloe

The.Dark.Knight.

No, I'm sure this tendency to scream is the result of socio-economic brainwash. I bet the patriarchy is behind this.

>MRAs are inheritantly bad

I've had just about enough of this snide and oppressive neo feminist rhetoric

Was changing the plan part of your plan?

To be fair it was in the 80s so no cellphones. It was a press conference, most people didn't know the building and where the nearest phone was.

god, women are the absolute worst

Big guys rarely make the best fighters. At some level the extra balance of a gravity center two inches lower makes a difference.

Against trained fighters yes, but against the average man the big guy will always win.

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>big guys rarely make good fighters
Sure, dude.

thats cuz no matter what happens women want you to be paying attention to them. their screaming is them subconsciously trying to get people to pay attention to them again.

"look look how much im effected by this. me everyone, dont forget about me." - screaming women

You ever been to a rekt thread? I've seen so many gifs of tall guys getting demolished by shorter guys in street fights.

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cringiest post of the day, bravo user

Height doesn't matter, but weight does. And tall people tend to weigh more, therefore bigger people do have an advantage in fighting you FUCKING MANLET FUCKS

off course

what do you mean by this?

>Height doesn't matter

oh yeah, reach advantage is just a meme, right?

>being a little bitch about height genetics

stop

>bank robbers enters bank with masks
>eventually takes them off

They aren't animals.
They are """"people""".
Bound by instinct but rarely they can over come it.

name one kino

>mfw people actually took it
C'mon, now! This isn't even bait!

A-ha, I had anticipated your planned change of plan, now the time has come, you will pay for all the shit you put me through with your life!

*teleports behind*

>off course
>The spelling is wrong but it still makes sense in the situation where Bane is explaining that he's taking Mayer Kraft off course.
>There is now a double meaning in my mind whenever I watch this scene
Baneposting has truly enhanced my cinema experience.

underrated

>that fucking study
I wonder if I'll read the entire thing one day.

>detective at a crime scene
>picks up gun with a pen through the trigger guard