Finish watching a really good movie

>finish watching a really good movie
>read the wikipedia page
>read the imdb trivia page
>search for threads of it in the archive

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absolute madman

>finish movie
>look up character names

>the trivia questions are super easy/common sense

I'd fuck a Baba

>finish movie
>make a thread about it on Sup Forums
>thread gets 5 replies
>go to sleep
>check archive
>6 replies
>6th reply is telling me to kill myself

>finish watching film
>think about it all day
>cry because I love film so much

>make a thread about it
>0 replies

>finish watching a really good movie
>never read anything else online or talk about it with anyone for fear of something tampering my enjoyment of it

>Take laxatives, and find the busiest business in the city to discuss it with other people using the public bathrooms
>Abduct a hooker and ask her thoughts about it
>Consult my spirit medium to learn about the afterlife's opinion on it

>watching movie
>pause it and post about it on Sup Forums
>keep watching it
>boring part where they just talk so I read the wikipedia page
>read about cool scene that I missed because I was reading its wiki page
>rewind movie to find scene
>get distracted by funny convo on Sup Forums I made
>getting bored already so just fast forward to last 15 minutes
>rate it 8/10 and put it on my 3x3 image that I will post later on another Sup Forums thread

yup, did this recently with shin godzilla and neon demon.

>finish movie
>google all the male characters' height

tl;dr

>yet you see meme threads where the OP is like 3 words reach bump limit every single day
>people would rather meme than talk about Television & Film

>finish movie
>make a thread about it on Sup Forums
>thread gets 5 replies
>go to sleep
>check archive
>thread is still up
>it has 260 replies and counting

Pleb. You are supposed to do it during the movie. Also laugh when he is shorter than you and respect him if he is taller than you.

>finish movie
>search name of the raped little girl actress to find more nudes

>finnish movie
>half the cast are muslims

jesus what happened to brick from the middle?

>download movie
>read wikipedia page
>post on Sup Forums why its shit
>never watched it

> finish movie
> read synopsis on wikia so I know what it was about
> post on Sup Forums pretending i went to community college and took courses on cinema

>marathon series
>act like the main character for a week

>respect him if he is taller than you

Cuck.

method living is the best
continuously marathining Hannibal to act like him but I end up acting like will in mid-first season

>see a meme I don't like on Sup Forums
>really fucking get annoyed by the meme
>decide to false flag and force it everywhere until Sup Forums gets sick of it and so ensuring it will never be seen again

...

You probably did all of those WATCH IT CHRISSY threads, didnt you?

>a patrician enters the thread

>finish asian movie
>takes two or three more watches to be able to tell who is who because they arr rook same
I always wonder if they have the same problem with watching movies where the majority of the cast is a different race and language.

Can you not?

those are bot threads with bot replies so essentially just robots talking to themselves. that's what 95% of the internet is these days actually.

>finish movie
>go back to it later to jerk off to the sex scenes again

do you fags really jerk off to shit that's not porn??

>Watching a show
>Pause
>Go to wiki to read the plot ahead
>"Huh, interesting"
>Compare synopsis with how it actually is playing out
>Finish watching it

Nostalgia for a time when there was no internet

>There is no trivia page

bit gay that

jerking it to pron is the most plebbiest thing you can do. There's nothing better than jerking it to a thought, a fantasy or a past experience.

>marathon Sup Forums board
>act like the anons on it for the following week

>finish watching a decent albeit unknow asian movie
>it isn't even listed on letterboxd or imdb so I can't add it to my list
What's the point of watching movies if I can't add them on my lists?

koksal baba thread?

>goes to meme thread to complain about meme threads

post rarest baba pls

>finish watching movie
>think there will be discussion and hype surrounding it
>there's barely any discussion, just people saying "it was alright"
>podcasts have the same reaction with 15min reviews
I hate this feel deeply, I need the post-watching life to be there so I can let it go.

jesus christ I haven't seen this in years. I would still fuck hayden

>watching Asian movie with magic and shit
>asian girl is disguised as someone
>she reveals herself
>looks the same

...

but that's wrong. jerking off to patrician porn categories is the best way to jerk off.

Don't ever reply to me unless you grow up.

The head isn't disproportionately smaller than the body though.

I was at my best when I marathoned Mad Men and Californication but at my worst with Peep Show.

I did this same thing when I saw Only God Forgives.

Thanks

I had enough of all the redditors tryna get into sopranos, they should stick to their capeshit

Please do this with 'member. I fucking hate that.

How To Be A Sup Forums Poster 101

>finish movie
>debate about whether to make a serious thread or a quote from the movie followed by "what did he mean by this?"
>decide on the latter
>200 shitposts omitted click reply to view

youtube.com/watch?v=dZcIxtKR1x4

>Go to sleep
>Have a dream about raping Baba Roach while hearing his tiny screams but he can't do anything to stop me because I am powerful and everyone else on Earth is witness to a great becoming, they are all ants in the afterbirth, they rightly tremble before me, they owe me awe
>Dad says I can't sleep in the same bed as him anymore because he's tired of having to take a shower in the middle of the night and I'm in my 20's so it's starting to get weird anyway

Thanks a lot you fucking Turkroach.

Literally a "KYS or go kill yourself dumb autismo ADD frogposter user" type who frequents Sup Forums.

That's fucking fantastic.

Everyone knows that feel. Don't blame Baba. He good roach he dindu nuffin.

>not watching two or three kino's simultaneously in 3x speed

eat my shit faggot

>want to watch a movie
>read the plot on wikipedia instead

check and mate, hollyjews

criminally underrated

>read the wikipedia page
Nope
>read the imdb trivia page
Nope
>search for threads of it in the archive
Nope

>Capeshit movie
>Only watch the first and last 10 minutes

Saves 2 hours and 40 minutes of your life and you get as much as you were ever going to get out of it anyway.

>watch interracial pornography
>go to Sup Forums to make a thread about it
>theres already a thread

>watch interracial pornography
>fantasise about being the girl

>Hear big movie is coming out
>Friends all say they want to see it
>Go on TheMovieSpoiler.com and read the full synopsis and spoiler
>Tell them I already saw it and talk to them about it like I've seen it having read the film version of cliffs notes

I haven't watched a movie all the way through in like two years.