This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)

Slap her ass again. Show him how it's done.

Beat the hell out of him

>me 6'9" 350lbs and a black belt

Jokes on you I have no girl.

Fuck his 8 year old daughter. White bitches are easy.

shot him

if ya ain't strong, ya better be smart

I take out my gun and fucking shoot him

>He's 9mm, 3" barrel, Smith & Wesson

Call him a mcfit he probably supped with McDonalds protein which is inferior protein

I beat him to pulp

Right, going to jail for 15-30 years is always considered smart.

Suck his dick obviously.

slaps his ass

he physically assaulted my date. in 'merica that prompts lethal retaliation and dead men tell no tales saying otherwise

Find sligshot and rocks.

stab the cunt in his prick with a pencil like a good boy

Sweep the leg.

nice dubs btw

slap his ass

if physical strength still matters today, black would've rule the society

Shoot him duh

Suck his dick... that'll teach him.

Grab his girlfriend's crotch. Consider it even.

impossible.
100% sure he's gay.

kill myself then fly to Spain to study medicine

That's why we have the 2nd amendment in Murica.

You guys are all dumb man I would simply kick him on the nuts then punch to the throat then go for the eyes don't give a fuck how big you are can't work out those three spots

Impliying that b has a girlfriend

bend him over and fuck his tight boipussi

>2,18m
every day live is suffering for him, believe me

I don't carry a gun, because well, I'm not legally allowed to own a gun. But I never go out without my Gerber frame lock in my pocket. So, given our height disparity, I would simply stab him under his right ribs, at an upward angle, and watch him bleed out from a ruptured liver. Incidentally, that's kinda why I'm not allowed to own a gun right now.

Let her tell him off herself for being an asshole.

>girlfriend is an adult

call the cops. press charges. you macho idiots

OMGGGG THAT MEANS I HAVE A GIRLFIREND WOOOOHOOOO

>start a fight
>get beat up
>shoot him
>"he sexually assaulted my gf and attacked me! I had no otber choice."
>profit

Kick in the balls

>not legally allowed to own a gun
I feel like this deserves an explanation.

Bite his penor

It's pretty self explanatory. A convicted violent felon can never pass a background check to own a gun.

find a new girlfriend

wait, I have a girlfriend?

BEAT HIS ASS! NOBODY TOUCHES MY WAIFU!!!!!!!

talk to him gently, eventually let my gf ravage his ass with a strapon while i spray my male icing sugar on his face.
everyone ends the night in satisfaction.

Point my 45 at his head and watch his long ass lank off into the sunset at landspeed record speeds

I'm not allowed to own a gun because I tried to an hero & was hospitalized for a month.

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Headbutt him in the balls.

Slap his ass

hope he slaps my ass too

I'll slap his ass and hope i can get a choke grip before he hurts me to bad (ex european wrestler).

I'd just cut that part off, then I don't have to throw it away and can still save the rest for later.

Im grillless but Id go for the knees. Find me and athletic person over 7ft without knee problems and Ill show you a liar. Inb4 "Dur im 7ft+" I said athletic.

Forgot to say 125kg (275 pounds) ex wrestler.

Slapper's = keeper's, fucker. Good luck!

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>Slap his ass

Invite him to dinner

Kick him as hard as I can in the knee cap.

Tell him to impregnate her and as many women as possible. We need more alphas like this running around!