MOVIES OF 2017

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>Hidden Figures (January 13, 2017)
Directed by Todd Melfi.

Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughan and Mary Jackson, a trio of African-American female mathematicians, struggle with issues of civil rights and gender equality while working as consultants for the NASA at the height of the Space Race between the United States and the Soviet Union during the Cold War, in which their contribution proves vital the succesful launch of the Friendship 7 space mission.

>Taraji P. Henson as Katherine Johnson.
>Octavia Spencer as Dorothy Vaughn.
>Janelle Monáe as Mary Jackson.
>Glen Powell as John Glenn, the commander of the Friendship 7 space mission.
>Jim Parsons as Paul Stafford, NASA's head engineer.
>Kevin Costner as Al Harrison, the head of the space program.
>Mahershala Ali as Jim Johnson, Katherine's husband.
>Aldis Hodge as Levi Jackson.
>Kirsten Dunst as Vivian Jackson.

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>Underworld: Blood Wars (January 6, 2017).
Directed by Anna Foerster.

Selene and her forces resurface on the verge of war between a new gerantion of vampires and Lycans, hoping to prevent further bloodshed between the two species as well as protect them from Humanity's retaliation.

>Kate Beckinsale as Selene.
>Trent Garrett as Michael Corvin, Selene's lover and a vampire/lycan hybrid.
>Lara Pulver as Semira, the new leader of the vampires.
>Tobias Menzies as Lucius, the new leader of the Lycans.
>Theo James as David, Selene's vampire ally.
>Charles Dance as Thomas, a Vampire Elder and David's father.
>Bradley James as Vidar, the bloodthirsty leader of the Nordic Coven, a splinter group in the vampire community.
>Clementine Nicholson as Lena, Vidar's daughter and the Nordic Coven's fiercest warrior.

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>Monster Trucks (January 13, 2017)
Directed by Chris Weitz.

Rebellious teenager Tripp befriends Creech, a subterranean creature displaced from its home by an accident at a local oil drilling site, and who takes shelter inside Tripp's monster truck. Aided by his popular classmate Meredith, Tripp races against time to protect Creech and his family from Burke, a government agent hellbent on capturing the creatures.

>Lucas Till as Tripp.
>Jane Levy as Meredith.
>Holt McCallany as Burke.
>Thomas Lennon as Dr. Bill Dowd, a kindly scientist who helps the monsters.
>Danny Glover.
>Frank Whaley.
>Barry Pepper.
>Amy Ryan.
>Rob Lowe.

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>Nothing but capeshit, remakes and SJW propaganda

If you want to defeat Hollywood stop going to the cinema

>The Bye Bye Man (January 13, 2017)
Directed by Stacy Title.

College students John, Elliot and Sasha move into a dilapitaded off-campus house, where they incur the wrath of a supernatural being known as "The Bye Bye Man", who begins to torment them.

>Lucien Laviscount as John.
>Douglas Smith as Elliot.
>Cressida Bonas as Sasha.
>Faye Dunaway as Detective Virgil.
>Carrie Anne-Moss as Detective Shaw.
>Doug Jones as The Bye Bye Man.

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>Live By Night (January 13, 2017).
Directed by Ben Affleck.

Joe Coughlin, a blue-collar worker from Chicago, begins climbing the ranks to become one of the city's most notorious crime bosses.

>Ben Affleck as Joe Coughlin.
>Zoe Saldana as Graciella Suarez, Joe's wife and associate.
>Sienna Miller as Emma Gould, Joe's lover.
>Chris Messina as Dion Bartolo, Joe's old friend and one of his associates.
>Anthony Michael Hall as Gary Smith, a wealthy bootlegging baron who does business with Joe.
>Elle Fanning as Loretta Figgis, Joe's neighbor whose life unravels due to her addiction to drugs provided by Joe.
>Chris Cooper as Chief of Police Irving Figgis, Loretta's abusive father who becomes obsessed with arresting Joe.
>Brendan Gleeson as Thomas Coughlin, Joe's father and a respected police officer.
>Scott Eastwood as Danny Coughlin, Joe's younger brother.

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How is that hidden?

I know nothing about anyone from nasa outside of astronauts like buzz aldrin and shit.

Theyre gonna make it out like they were opressed and shit cause they women and black, cause a lot of oppressed black women get jobs working for nasa.

This and "Silence" for sure

>Downsizing (TBA 2017)
Directed by Alexander Payne

A man and his wife who, deciding that their lives have gotten out of hand, decide to voluntarily have themselves shrunk down. Unfortunately for the man, his wife backs out at the last minute.

>Matt Damon
>Kristen Wiig
>Christoph Waltz
>Alec Baldwin
>Jason Sudekis
>Maribeth Monroe
>Hong Chau
>Rolf Lassgard
>Genaro Vasquez
>Don Lake as Matt
>Margo Martindale
>Paul Mabon as Roger

oh man

>Patriots Day (January 13, 2017)
Directed by Peter Berg.

Chronicles the events leading up to the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing and the aftermath, in which the Commissioner Ed Davis led the police on a citywide manhunt for the terrorists responsible.

>Mark Wahlberg as Boston Police Sergeant Tommy Saunders.
>Michelle Monaghan as Carol Saunders, a nurse and Tommy's wife.
>J.K. Simmons as Watertown Police Sergeant Jeffrey Pugliese.
>John Goodman as Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis.
>James Colby as Boston Police Superintendent William Evans.
>Kevin Bacon as FBI agent Richard DesLauriers.
>Vincent Curatola as Mayor Thomas Menino.
>Michael Beach as Governor Devon Patrick.
>Themo Melikidze as Tamerlan Tsarnaev, one of the bombers.
>Alex Wolff as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, one of the bombers.

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>XXX: The Return of Xander Cage (January 20, 2017)
Directed by D.J. Caruso.

Extreme athlete turned government operative Xander Cage returns from a self-imposed exile and recruits a new team of thrill-seeking cohorts to help him prevent the deadly warrior Xiang and his team from recovering a seemingly unstoppable weapon known as Pandora’s Box.

>Vin Diesel as Xander Cage.
>Donnie Yen as Xiang.
>Samuel L. Jackson as Augustus Gibbons, Cage's handler.
>Deepika Padukone as Serena Unger, a member of Cage's team.
>Ruby Rose as Adele Wolff, a member of Cage's team.
>Nina Dobrev as Rebecca Claridge, a member of Cage's team.
>Tony Jaa as Talon, Xiang's enforcer.
>Kris Wu as Harvard, Xiang's technician.

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>Split (January 20, 2017)
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

Kevin, a mentally disturbed man with 23 split personalities, kidnaps a trio of teenage girls led by the observant Casey, who attempt to navigate his fractured mind and escape before the arrival of "The Beast", the malevolent dominant personality that compels Kevin to violence.

>James McAvoy as Kevin.
>Anya Taylor-Johnson as Casey.
>Jessica Sula as Marcia.
>Haley Lu Richardson as Claire.
>Betty Buckley as Dr. Karen Fletcher, Kevin's psychiatrist.
>Sterling K. Brown as Detective Martin Wilson, who is investigating the kidnappings.

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>Table 19 (January 20, 2017)
Directed by Jeffrey Blitz.

Ex-maid of honor Eloise McGarry, having been relieved of her duties after being unceremoniously dumped by the best man, decides to attend the wedding anyway only to find herself seated with five colorful random guests at the dreaded Table 19 reserved for the undesirable attendants.

>Anna Kendrick as Eloise McGarry.
>Stephen Merchant.
>Craig Robinson.
>Tony Revolori.
>Lisa Kudrow.
>June Squibb.
>Andy Stahl.
>Wyatt Russell.
>Amanda Crew.

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>The Founder (January 20, 2017).
Directed by John Lee Hancock.

Ray Kroc, an opportunistic milkshake dispensers salesman in search of his big break, strikes a partnership with the McDonald brothers to help turn their fledging restaurant into the world's biggest fast-food chain, only to claim it for himself.

>Michael Keaton as Ray Kroc.
>Nick Offerman as Richard "Dick" McDonald.
>John Caroll Lynch as Maurice "Mac" McDonald.
>Laura Dern as Ethel Kroc, Ray's neglected, suffering first wife.
>Linda Cardellini as Joan Kroc, Ray's ambitious, frivolous second wife.
>Patrick Wilson as Rollie Smith, a soldier who becomes involved with Joan.
>B.J. Novak as Harry Sonneborn, Ray's associate and first President of McDonald's Corporation.

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>Bastards (January 27, 2017)
Directed by Lawrence Sher.

Brothers Kyle and Peter Reynolds learn that their mother Evelyn Baxter has lied to them for years about the identity of their supposedly deceased father to cover up her promiscuity, and embark on a road trip to find him by interviewing the many men she was simultaneously involved with in her youth.

>Owen Wilson as Kyle Reynolds.
>Ed Helms as Peter Reynolds.
>Glenn Close as Evelyn Baxter.
>J.K. Simmons as Ronald Hunt, one of the prospective fathers.
>Ving Rhames as Rod Hamilton, one of the prospective fathers.
>Terry Bradshaw as Himself, one of the prospective fathers.

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>The Lake (January 27, 2017).
Directed by Steven Quale.

A group of Navy SEALs led by Captain Matt Barnes uncover an immense treasure hidden in a lake in war-torn Serbia, and tensions mount between them as they struggle to figure out what to do with their discovery and hide it from their commanding officer, Rear Admiral Jacob Levin.

>Sullivan Stapleton as Captain Matt Barnes.
>J.K. Simmons as Rear Admiral Jacob Levin.
>Diarmaid Murtagh.
>Joshua Henry.
>Charlie Bewley.
>Sylvia Hoeks.
>Dimitri Leonidas.
>Clemens Schick.

its like a bit of weird art

>Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (January 27, 2017).
Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.

Supersoldier Alice Abernathy and her forces infiltrate the headquarters of Umbrella Corporation, overrun with zombies and mutants, to destroy its corrupted artificial intelligence system, the Red Queen, who is planning the extermination of the human race.

>Milla Jovovich as Alice Abernathy.
>Ali Larter as Claire Redfield.
>Shawn Roberts as Albert Wesker.
>Iain Glen as Dr. Alexander Isaacs.
>Ruby Rose as Abigail.
>William Levy as Christian.
>Eoin Macken as Doc.
>Rola as Cobalt.

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That guy looks pretty badass. Thats some operator

>Hidden Figures

theres' more to them?

>J.K. Simmons in two movies that release on the same day
Jesus

Am I a pleb for wanting to see this?

I want to unironically watch it. These movies are so fucking dumb it hurts. But I still want to see it.

Absolutely not
If literally nothing else is playing that week
No
Will wait on reviews
Yes going to be Affleck-kino
>Kristen Wiig
Eh
Yes
Fuck no
Absolutely
>Anna Kendrick
Fuck no
Absolutely
Yes, Wilson-kino
Yes
Never seen any of them, so no

>Same Kind of Different As Me (February 3, 2017).
Directed by Michael Carney.

Art dealer Ron Hall attempts to reconnected with his estranged wife Deborah by helping her rehabilitate a seemingly unstable homeless man, Denver Moore, with whom Ron develops a singular friendship that also helps him both men overcome mistakes from the past.

>Greg Kinnear as Ron Hall.
>Djimon Hounsou as Denver Moore.
>Renee Zellwegger as Deborah Hall.
>Olivia Holt as Regan Hall, Ron and Deborah's daughter.
>Jon Voight as Bob Hall, Ron's father.

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If they go absolutely balls to the wall with this and just make it fun it could be great
If they try to make it some super serious Taken shit it'll be awful

>Collide (February 3, 2017)
Directed by Eran Creevy.

A young criminal, Casey, volunteers to be the getaway driver in a drug smuggling operation run by excentric mobster Geran, in order to cover the medical expenses of his girlfriend, Juliette. He ends up being framed for betraying Geran and left with a briefcase stolen from vicious criminal Hagen Kahl, racing against time to save Juliette from both sides.

>Nicholas Hoult as Casey.
>Felicity Jones as Juliette.
>Ben Kingsley as Geran.
>Anthony Hopkins as Hagen Kahl.

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>Rings (February 3, 2017)
Directed by F. Javier Gutierrez.

13 years after it's apparent destruction, the cursed videotape bound to the vengeful spirit of Samara resurfaces. A young woman, Laura, races against time to save her boyfriend, Holt, who has been exposed to the camera, and in process discovers a "movie within the movie" with sinister repercussions.

>Matilda Lutz as Laura.
>Alex Roe as Holt, Laura's boyfriend.
>Aimee Teegarden as Sky, Laura's best friend.
>Johnny Galecki as Gabriel, Laura's college professor.
>Bonnie Morgan as Samara.

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>"23 personalities live inside Kevin's body"
>Rapid cuts of that guy under several personalities with one of the kidnapped girl in the middle

Boy I wonder what Mr shamalyaddadan is trying to tell us.

>Fifty Shades Darker (February 10, 2017).
Directed by James Foley.

Sadomashochist billionaire Christian Grey struggles with his inner demons, while aspiring reporter Anastasia Steele attempts to cope with her burgeoning feelings for him, especially after the sins of his past come back to haunt her.

>Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey.
>Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele.
>Eloise Mumford as Kate Cavanagh, Anastasia's friend.
>Victor Rasku as José Rodriguez, Anastasia's friend.
>Marcia Gay Harden as Grace Grey, Christian's mother.
>Luke Grimes as Elliot Grey, Christian's brother.
>Rita Ora as Mia Grey, Christian's sister.
>Max Martini as Jason Taylor, head of security of the Grey family.
>Bella Heathcote as Leila Williams, Christian's unstable former submissive.
>Kim Basinger as Elena Lincoln, Grace's old friend and Christian's former dominant.
>Eric Johnson as Jack Hyde, Grey's manipulative rival.
>Hugh Dancy as Dr. John Flynn, Christian's psychiatrist and trusted confident.
>Tyler Hoechlin as Boyce Fox, Anastasia' co-worker.
>Brant Daugherty as Luke Sawyer, Christian's bodyguard.

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>John Wick: Chapter 2 (February 10, 2017)
Directed by Chad Stahelski.

Legendary hitman John Wick is forced back out of retirement by a former associate plotting to seize control of a shadowy international assassins’ guild from its current leader. Bound by a blood oath to help him, John travels to Rome where he squares off against some of the world’s deadliest killers.

>Keannu Reeves as John Wick.
>Bridget Moynahan as Helen Wick, John's deceased wife.
>Ian McShane as Winston, the owner of the Continental Hotel.
>Lance Reddick as Charon, the concierge at the Continental Hotel.
>John Leguizamo as Aurelio, the owner of a high-end chop shop.
>Thomas Sadoski as Jimmy, a police officer and friend of John's.
>Laurence Fishburne as The Bowler King, leader of an international league of assassins.
>Ruby Rose as Ares, a deadly assassin on Wick's trail.
>Common.
>Riccardo Scamarcio.
>Franco Nero.
>Peter Serafinowicz.
>Peter Stormare.

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No one reads this shit you complete autist. Stop.

He asked the question though

Christ he's probably gonna win another Oscar for this.

Affleck is well on his way to Zemeckis / Ron Howard tier middlebrow artless studio pandering trash.

>A Cure for Wellness (February 17, 2017).
Directed by Gore Verbinski.

Lockhart, an ambitious young corporate executive, is sent to pick up his boss, Mr. Jones, at a secluded "wellness spa" in the Swiss Alps. Arriving there, however, he learns the place drabbles in much more sinister activities, and soon finds himself diagnosed with the same ailment that prevents the other patients from leaving.

>Dane Dehaan as Lockhart.
>Jason Isaacs as Mr. Jones.
>Mia Goth.
>Celia Imrie.
>Adrian Schiller.
>Annette Lober.

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Will this include all the people that reddit murdered?

probably will see these

Do you convince yourself that anyone actually gives a fuck when you reply to every post in the thread?

Hope this will never happen, no more pleb shrinking flicks, only Ant-man and (maybe, at least like in New Frontier) Atom size changing kinoes.

>The Dark Tower (February 17, 2017).
Directed by Nikolaj Arcel.

Gunslinger Roland Deschain embarks on a quest for the fabled Dark Tower in hopes of saving his dying world, which leads him to present day New York City, where he faces many perils to protect Jake Chambers, a young boy with psychic abilities who could be the key to complete his journey, from many perils send by Deschain's nemesis, the nefarious warlock known as "The Man in Black".

>Idris Elba as Roland Deschain.
>Matthew McConaughey as The Man in Black.
>Tom Taylor as Jake Chambers.
>Alex McGregor as Susan Delgado, Deschain's one true love.
>Abbey Lee as Tirana, a mysterious woman that Deschain meets on his journey.
>Claudia Kim as Arra Champignon, a woman with deep scars whom Roland meets on his travels.
>Franz Kranz as Pimli Prentiss, the Man in Black's right-hand man.
>Jackie Earle Haley as Richard Sayre, a powerful associate of the Man in Black.

Literallly ET.

He asked the question, I'm just answering. Don't read it if you don't want, I'm alright with that.

>Fist Fight (February 17, 2017)
Directed by Richard Keen.

Straight-laced high school teacher Andy Campbell ends up getting his strict, short-tempered co-worker Ron Strickland fired, prompting Strickland to challenge him to a fight in the school's parking lot, leaving Campbell with only a few hours to find his way out of a confrontation against an opponent he's no match for.

>Charlie Day as Andy Campbell.
>Ice Cube as Ron Strickland.
>Christina Hendricks.
>Dean Norris.
>Tracy Morgan.
>Dennis Haysbert.
>Max Carver.
>Charlie Carver.
>Jillian Bell.
>JoAnna Garcia Swisher.

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what did they do answer phones?

I wish people would stop trying to make that ugly dyke Ruby Rose happen with her stupid fucking tattoos.

Luckily Deepika and Dobrev are so fucking hot I'll willingly suffer.

inb4 one of the girls is actually him and his personality and the other two are playing along to survive.

WE

>who is planning the extermination of the human race.

But wasn't everyone dead except the last few holding out @ the white house..?

>The Great Wall (February 17, 2017).
Directed by Yimou Zhang.

Mercenaries William Garin and Pero Tovar are hired to assist in the construction of the Great Wall of China and help warriors led by Commander Lin Mae in protect the construction and the people it guards from the monstrous creatures that lie beyond the wall.

>Matt Damon as William Garin.
>Pedro Pascal as Pero Tovar.
>Jing Tian as Commander Lin Mae.
>Wang Junkai as Emperor Razong of Song, the ruler of China.
>Willem Dafoe.
>Mackenzie Foy.
>Andy Lau.
>Lu Han.

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kek
this is the Resident Evil of Twilight at this point
I don't think I'll see this but it looks like it can be good old inoffensive fun.
ugh.
AGH!
Honey I Shrunk The Kids Electric Boogaloo? That it?
Trash.
Looks like dumb fun, so I'll pass.
The concept is interesting. But M Night is doing it. I'll wait for reviews.
nah.
Hell no.
>Ving Rhames as one of the prospective fathers
This makes no sense at all and the movie is dumb.
If this isn't an action movie it'll have lots of potential.
Only if they end it in a spectacle of sheer incredible hilarity like the 4th one.
If it says interesting things and doesn't ride just on DA ACTING OOOH.
Ugh.
NO
kek
No
This might be good.
Meh. Good for Stephen King fans I guess.
Nah.
I still can't believe this movie is actually real and not just an elaborate joke. Christ.

>Get Out (February 24, 2017)
Directed by Jordan Peele.

A young black man, Chris, accompanies his white girlfriend Rose to her parents Missy and Dean's estate for the weekend. Uncomfortable as Rose hadn't told her parents about his ethnicity, Chris soon learns there are rumors of black men mysterious disappearing in the property and slowly uncovers a terrifying secret.

>Daniel Kaluuya as Chis.
>Allison Williams as Rose.
>Catherine Keener as Missy.
>Bradley Whitford as Dean.

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>Sleepless (February 24, 2017)
Directed by Baran bo Odar.

Vincent Downs, an undercover police officer embedded in the criminal underworld of Las Vegas, is compromised after a heist gone wrong and embarks on a sleepless one-night quest to rescue his son Thomas, kidnapped by a vicious gang of criminals, while also evading an Internal Affairs investigating trying to pin everything on him.

>Jamie Foxx as Vincent Downs.
>Michelle Monaghan as Jennifer Bryant, an Internal Affairs investigator suspicious of Downs.
>T.I. as Cassian Griffin, Down's partner.
>David Harbour as Rob Novak, Bryan's partner.
>Gabrielle Union as Gabby Downs, Vincent's ex-wife.
>Octavius J. Johnson as Thomas Downs, Vincent's son.
>Scoot McNairy.
>Dermot Mulroney.

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>God Particle (February 24, 2017)
Directed by Julius Onah.

Earth vanishes from orbit after a failed experiment with a particle accelerator, leaving the crew of a space shuttle adrif in space. As they struggle for survival, a vessel of unknown origin emerges on their radar and begins approaching while are refusing to answer their radio, and tensions mout as they attempt to determine whether it is friend or foe.

>Daniel Bruhl.
>Gugu Mbatha-Raw.
>David Oyelowo.
>Elizabeth Debicki.
>Aksel Hennie.
>Chris O'Dowd.
>Zhang Ziyi.
>John Ortiz.

Let me guess, the vessel is from earth in the future who got sent in the past.

This sounds sort of retarded but on the other hand Daniel Kaluuya was bredy gud in Fifteen Million Merits.
Pf.
A vessel of unknown origin emerges! IT'S ACTUALLY PILOTED BY THE GUYS FROM EARTH, WHO WERE SENT TO THE FUTURE, AND THEN CAME BACK TO STOP THE VESSEL FROM... uh.

I'll see it if the plot isn't this.

>Logan (March 3, 2017).
Directed by James Mangold.

In 2024, mutants are on the brink of extinction and living in the fringes of society. A desillusioned Logan has relocated to New Mexico, where he moonlights as a limousine driver to cover the medical expenses of his mentor, Professor Charles Xavier, who struggles with dementia. One day, Logan crosses paths with Laura Kinney, a young girl whose secretive past ties into his own, forcing him to embark on one last mission to protect her from Transigen, a shadowy government program turning mutant children into living weapons.

>Hugh Jackman as Logan.
>Dafne Keen as Laura Kinney.
>Patrick Stewart as Professor Charles Xavier.
>Richard E. Grant as Dr. Zander Rice, the head scientist of Transigen.
>Boyd Holbrook as Donald Pierce, the leader of Transigen's cybernetically-enhanced enforcers, the Reavers.
>Stephen Merchant as Caliban, a mysterious mutant tracker.

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>Kong: Skull Island (March 10, 2017).
Directed by Jordan Vogt-Roberts.

During the Vietnam War, a military unit is drafted by the government to venture into the fabled Skull Island and come into conflict with its ruler, the mighty Kong.

>Tom Hiddleston as James Conrad, an adventurer recruited to guide the expedition.
>Brie Larson as Sarah Weaver, a war photographer who accompanies the expedition.
>John Goodman as Bill Randa, a government agent that assembles the expedition.
>Samuel L. Jackson as Lieutenant Colonel Bryan Packard, the leader of the military unit recruited by Randa.
>Toby Kebbell as Major Grant Chapman, a dedicated soldier and Packard's right-hand man.
>Jason Mitchell as Glenn Mill, a helicopter pilot.
>Corey Hawkns.
>Thomas Mann.
>John C. Reilly.
>Tom Wilkinson.
>Shea Whigham.
>John Ortiz.

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>Baby Driver (March 17, 2017).
Directed by Edgar Wright.

After a robbery gone wrong, a young music-obsessed getway driver known as "Baby" is blackmailed by sadistic mobster Doc into participating of a dangerous heist that puts him on the crosshairs of dangerous adversaries.

>Ansel Elgort as Baby.
>Lily James as Deborah, Baby's innocent childhood friend.
>Jamie Foxx as Bats, Baby's impulsive partner-in-crime.
>Kevin Spacey as Doc, a powerful mobster.
>Jon Hamm as Buddy, a charismatic professional criminal.
>Elza González as Darling, Buddy's unstable lover and associate.
>Jon Bernthal as Griff, Baby's mechanic.
>Sky Ferreira as Ma, Baby's mother.

>Beauty and the Beast (March 17, 2017).
Directed by Bill Condon.

In the 17th century, Belle, a free-spirited, inquisitive young woman living in a small village in France, falls in love with the Beast, a once dashing prince who has been cursed into becoming a monstrous creature. Once their affair is exposed, they face the persecution of the superstitious townspeople, led by Belle's spurned suitor, Gaston.

>Emma Watson as Belle.
>Dan Stevens as Beast.
>Luke Evans as Gaston.
>Kevin Kline as Maurice, Belle's father.
>Ewan McGregor as Lumiére, one of Beast's enchanted servants.
>Ian McKellen as Cogsworth, one of Beast's enchanted servants.
>Emma Thompson as Mrs. Potts, one of Beast's enchanted servants.
>Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Plumette, one of Beast's enchanted servants.
>Stanley Tucci as Cadenza, one of Beast's enchanted servants.
>Josh Gad as Le Fou, Gaston's syncophant assistant.
>Hattie Morahan as Agathe, the enchantress that curses Beast.

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IT AIN'T ME

>Power Rangers (March 24, 2017).
Directed by Dean Israelite.

A group of troubled high school students from different backgrounds are chosen to defend Earth from an extraterrestrial threat and bestowed otherworldly powers to become the Power Rangers.

>Dacre Montgomery as Jason Scott / Red Ranger.
>Ludi Lin as Zack Taylor / Black Ranger.
>R.J. Cyler as Billy Cranston / Blue Ranger.
>Becky Gomez as Trini Rodriguez / Yellow Ranger.
>Naomi Scott as Kimberly Hart / Pink Ranger.
>Elizabeth Banks as Rita Repulsa, a bloodthirsty alien conqueror who faces the Power Rangers.
>Bill Hader as Alpha 5, a bumbling android who assists the Rangers.
>Bryan Cranston as Zordon, the disembodied mentor of the Power Rangers.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q-C4qqsgs8w

>King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (March 24, 2017).
Directed by Guy Ritchie.

Arthur Pendragon is the leader of the Knights, a gang of young hoodlums who live in the slums of Londonium. One day, he stumbles upon the ancient sword Excalibur, once belonging to his father, Uther Pendragon. Aided by the mysterious swordsman Bedivere and the skilled warrior Guinevere, members of an underground Resistance, Arthur seeks to master the power of the Excalibur and challenge the tyrannical King Vortigern, who murdered Arthur's father and stole his crown.

>Charlie Hunnan as Arthur Pendragon.
>Astrid Bergés-Frisbey as Guinevere.
>Djimon Hounson as Bedivere.
>Jude Law as Vortigern.
>Eric Bana as Uther Pendragon.
>Aiden Gillen as Goosefat Bill.
>Anabelle Wallis as Maid Maggie.
>Eddie Fox as Ed.
>Mikael Persbrandt as Kjartan.
>Katie McGrath as Elsa.
>Hermione Cornfield as Syren.

youtube.com/watch?v=6rbPTQIdjmY

>not playing Dire Straits

>The Zookeeper's Wife (March 31, 2017)
Directed by Niki Caro.

In 1941, zookeeper Jan Żabiński and his wife, Antonina Żabiński, become involved with the Polish Underground Resistance on the outbreak of World War II, sheltering many fugitives from the Warshaw ghettos in their zoo and protecting them from the Nazis. As they adjust to their new situation, Antonina becomes entangled in a cat-and-mouse game with Lutz Heck, an opportunistic zoologist who aspires to pillage the zoo's animals for his breeding experiments, threatening to expose its secret.

>Jessica Chastain as Antonina Żabińska.
>Johan Heldenbergh as Jan Żabiński.
>Daniel Brühl as Lutz Heck.

>Ghost in the Shell (March 31, 2017).
Directed by Rupert Sanders.

In the future, a group of cybernetically-enhanced police officers codenamed "Section 9" attempts to capture an elusive hacker known as "The Laughing Man", who is mastermind a series of attacks against the technological conglomerate that controls the world's economy.

>Scarlett Johansson as The Major, the leader of Section 9.
>Michael Pitt as the Laughing Man, a criminal mastermind.
>Pilou Asbaek as Batou, The Major's right-hand man.
>Chin Han as Togusa, a member of Section 9.
>Lasarus Ratuere as Ishikawa, a member of Section 9.
>Yutaka Izumihara as Saito, a member of Section 9.
>Tawanda Manyimo as Borma, a member of Section 9.
>Takeshi Kitano as Daisuke Aramaki, The Major's commanding officer.
>Juliette Binoche as Dr. Ouelet, the creator of the Section 9 Program.

youtube.com/watch?v=cxRwc8Lp7XU

They actually say HOL UP in the trailer, it's kind of amazing. The memes never end.

>Before I Fall (April 7, 2017)
Directed by Ry Russo-Young.

After a car accident, Samantha Kingston finds herself trapped in a time loop, reliving her last day on Earth, which affords her an unique opportunity to right old wrongs before fading away.

>Zoey Deutch as Samantha Kingston.
>Erica Tremblay as Izzy Kingston, Samantha's sister.
>Jennifer Beals as Kara Kingston, Samantha's mother.
>Nicholas Lea as Dan Kingston, Samantha's father.
>Logan Miller as Kent McFuller, Samantha's arrogant boyfriend.
>Halston Sage as Lindsay Edgecomb, Samantha's snobbish best friend.
>Elena Kampouris as Juliet Sykes, a social outcast previously bullied by Samantha whom she befriends while in the loop.

>Wonder (April 7, 2017)
Directed by Stephen Chbosky.

Auggie Pullman, a young boy with a facial deformity that marks him as a social outcast, is forced to attend school, upon which he braves prejudice in search of acceptance.

>Jacob Tremblay as Auggie Pullman.
>Owen Wilson as Nate Pullman, Auggie's father.
>Julia Roberts as Isabel Pullman, Auggie's mother.
>Isabella Vidovic as Olivia Pullman, Auggie's sister.
>Noah Jupe as Jack Will, a student who becomes Auggie's best friend.
>Millie Davis as Summer Dawson, a student who becomes one of Auggie's best friends.
>Bryce Gheisar as Julian Albans, a student who bullies Auggie due to his appearance.
>Daveed Diggs as Mr. Browne, Auggie's fifth grade teacher and confident.
>Mandy Patikin as Principal Tushman.

>Going In Style (April 7, 2017).
Directed by Ted Melfi and Zach Braff.

Joe, Willie and Albert, three senior citizens tired of the monotony of retirement, decide to rob the bank that cheated them out of their hard-earned pensions.

>Michael Caine as Joe.
>Morgan Freeman as Willie.
>Alan Arkin as Albert.
>Joey King as Brooklyn, Joe's estranged granddaughter.
>Ann Margaret as Annie, Albert's neighbor for whom he harbors feelings.
>Matt Dillon as Hamer, an FBI agent investigating the robbery.

they were computers, literally. they did all the math that the scientist and engineers didn't want to waste time with.

they were also replaced by computers, literally

and i can't believe i can work the word literally into my post this often

>Sleight (April 7, 2017)
Directed by J.D. Dillard.

After his parents' deaths, street magician Bo is forced to turn to drug dealing to provide for his younger sister, Tina. However, after a deal gone wrong, she is kidnapped by Bo's supplier, Angelo, who sends Bo on a dangerous assignment in exchange for his life. Bo instead joins forces with his childhood friend Holly and uses his smarts and a variety of sleight of hand tricks to rescue Tina and bring Angelo down.

>Jacob Latimore as Bo.
>Seychelle Gabriel as Holly.
>Storm Reid as Tina.
>Dulé Hill as Angelo.

>Fast 8 (April 14, 2017).
Directed by F. Gary Gray.

Dominic Toretto is forced to reassemble his crew for a new mission on behalf of the United States government as they race from Tokyo to New York City in pursuit of Cipher, an elusive cyber-terrorist hellbent on global chaos.

>Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto.
>Dwayne Johnson as Luke Hobbs.
>Jason Statham as Deckard Shaw.
>Michelle Rodriguez as Letty Ortiz.
>Jordana Brewster as Mia Toretto.
>Elsa Pataky as Elena Neves.
>Tyrese Gibson as Roman Pearce.
>Chris "Ludacris" Bridges as Tej Parker.
>Nathalie Emmanuel as Megan Ramsey.
>Lucas Black as Sean Boswell.
>Tego Calderon as Tego Leo.
>Don Omar as Rico Santos.
>Kurt Russell as Frank Petty, a government operative known as "Mr. Nobody".
>Scott Eastwood as Dylan Richards, a government operative under Petty's command.
>Charlize Theron as Cipher.
>Kristofer Hivju.
>Helen Mirren.

>Unforgettable (April 21, 2017)
Directed by Denise Di Novi.

Julia Banks is tormented by her new boyfriend David Connover's psychotic ex-wife Tessa Connover, who refuses to accept Julia "stealing" her rightful place in the family.

>Rosario Dawson as Julia Banks.
>Katherine Heigl as Tessa Connover.
>Geoff Stults as David Connover.
>Isabella Rice as Lily Connover, Tessa and David's daughter.
>Cheryl Ladd as Moira Porter, Tessa's estranged mother.

Is Morgan Freeman the king of "Dying-Core"?

>War With Grandpa (April 21, 2017)
Directed by Tim Hill.

Peter, a mischievous young boy, is forced to share a room with his grandfather, army veteran Phil, and enlists his friends to play a series of pranks on Phil and drive him out of the house. But Phil quickly wises up to the scheme and decides to fight back, proving himself to be a more capable opponent than Peter had anticipated.

>Robert De Niro as Phil.
>Max Jenkins as Peter.
>Laura Marano.
>Marisa Tomei.
>Eugene Levy.
>Christopher Walken.

It bears mentioning that the guy who wrote this book also wrote Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone, Shutter Island, and The Drop.

He also wrote a sequel to this where you find out that Dion, his best friend and business partner, is a fucking rat. His wife Graciela gets killed at the end of the first book, and Joe himself gets whacked even after killing his best friend in the sequel.

You fucks spoiled Game of Thrones for me, so fuck you. How does it taste, fuckos?

What happened to her kid? Not in the cast?

This movie has Donnie Yen AND Kris Wu in it? Holy shit it's going to destroy the Chinese box office.

American as it gets.

wow, it's Joe Somebody except with race involved now

>Aiden Gillen as Goosefat Bill, son of Wil
>actually uses the "Hold up, Hold up, back it up" meme

>tfw you've reached the JUST period of your career

>The Circle (April 28, 2017)
Directed by James Ponsoldt.

Mae Holland, an ambitious young woman, gets a job at a technology corporation known as "The Circle", which is pushing the boundaries of the human-machine connection. While there she develops a complex relationship with Kalden, a mysterious man who claims The Circle's true purpose is far more sinister than it appears.

>Emma Watson as Mae Holland.
>John Boyega as Kalden.
>Tom Hanks as Eamon Bailey, a corporate executive at the Circle who becomes Mae's mentor.
>Patton Oswald as Tom Stenton, a senior manager at The Circle.
>Karen Gillan as Annie Allerton, Mae's best friend and co-worker.
>Ellar Coltrane as Mercer Roberts, Mae's ex-boyfriend who mistrusts the Circle.
>Glenne Headly as Mae's Mother.
>Bill Paxton as Mae's Father.

>Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (May 5, 2017).
Directed by James Gunn.

The Guardians of the Galaxy embark on a new mission on behalf of Ayesha, a member of an legendary extraterrestrial race known as "The Ancients", in which they face many perils and uncover the truth behind Star-Lord's lineage.

>Chris Pratt as Peter Quill / Star-Lord, an intergalactic adventurer.
>Zoe Saldana as Gamora, a cybernetically-enhanced assassin.
>Dave Bautista as Drax, a skilled warrior.
>Bradley Cooper as Rocket, a genetically-enhanced raccoon.
>Vin Diesel as Groot, a tree-like humanoid.
>Pom Klementieff as Mantis, a clairvoyant warrior.
>Karen Gillian as Nebula, a cybernetically-enhanced assassin and Gamora's sister.
>Michael Rooker as Yondu Udonta, an intergalactic outlaw and Quill's surrogate father.
>Sean Gunn as Kraglin, Yondu's right-hand man.
>Chris Sullivan as Taserface, the bloodthirsty leader of a band of space pirates.
>Tommy Flanagan as Tullk, Taserface's right-hand man.
>Glenn Close as Irani Rael, leader of the Nova Corps.
>Elizabeth Debicki as Ayesha, a member of the Ancients.
>Kurt Russell as Ego, a sentient planet and Star-Lord's father.
>Sylvester Stallone.
>Sharon Stone.

youtube.com/watch?v=2WhQcK-Zaok

>Mother/Daughter (May 12, 2017)
Directed by Jonathan Levine.

While vacationing in Europe, Emily Middleton and her mother, Linda Middleton, unwittingly stumble upon an international conspiracy and become targets.

>Amy Schumer as Emily Middleton.
>Goldie Hawn as Linda Middleton.
>Christopher Meloni as Roger Simmons, a government operative.
>Ike Barimholtz as Jimmy Riggs, a government operative.
>Wanda Sykes as Ruth, Emily's best friend.
>Oscar Jaenada as Morgado, a deadly assassin.

>Low Riders (May 12, 2017)
Directed by Ricardo de Montreuil.

In Los Angeles, Danny Alvarez, a young steet artist in search of self-expression, is caught between his father, Miguel Alvarez, an auto-shop owner obsessed with low rider culture, and his brother, Francisco "Ghost" Alvarez, an ex-convict ostensibly trying to turn on a new leaf.

>Gabriel Chavarria as Danny Alvarez.
>Theo Rossi as Francisco "Ghost" Alvarez.
>Demián Bichir as Miguel Alvarez.
>Eva Longoria as Gloria Alvarez, Danny and Francisco's stepmother.
>Melissa Benoist as Lorelei, an artist who takes an interest on Danny.
>Tony Revolori as Chuy, Danny's wisecracking best friend.

Only ones that peak my interest tbqh

>Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (May 19, 2017)
Directed by David Bowers.

Greg Heffley convinces his family to take a road trip to attend his great grandmother's 90th birthday as a cover for his real plan to attend a nearby gamer convention, but things unsurprisingly don't go according to the plan.

>Jason Drucker as Greg Heffley.
>Owen Asztaloes as Rowley Jefferson, Greg's best friend.
>Charlie Wright as Rodrick Heffley, Greg's older brother.
>Alicia Silverstone as Susan Heffley, Greg and Rodrick's mother.
>Tom Everett Scott as Frank Heffley, Greg and Rodrick's father.

>Kurt Russell as Ego, a sentient planet and Star-Lord's father.

pretty big deviation from the comic

I bet the actors' command of the Serbian language will be really authentic and seamless

>Annabelle 2 (May 19, 2017)
Directed by David F. Sandberg.

In the aftermath of their young daughter's tragic death, dollmarker Samuel Mullins and his wife, Amanda Mullins, shelter a group of orphans and their caretaker, sister Charlotte. However, then the children become targets of the supernaturally possessed doll Annabelle, Amanda and Sister Charlote joins forces to put an end to the curse.

>Miranda Otto as Amanda Mullins.
>Stephanie Sigman as Sister Charlotte.
>Anthony LaPaglia as Samuel Mullins.

youtube.com/watch?v=8adp9qH5GAk

>Baywatch (May 19, 2017).
Directed by Seth Gordon.

Los Angeles County Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon is a dutiful and dedicated veteran who is unexpected saddled with a team of rookies that he must shape into true lifeguards in order to save the beach from an environmental disaster.

>Dwayne Johnson as Mitch Buchannon, the leader of the Baywatch Team.
>Ilfenesh Hadera as Stephanie Holden, Mitch's ex-girlfriend and fellow trainer at the Baywatch Team.
>Zac Effron as Matt Brody, a former olympic swimmer and rebellious rookie member of the Baywatch Team.
>Alexandra Daddario as Summer Quinn, a kind-hearted rookie member of the Baywatch Team.
>Kelly Rohrbach as C.J. Parker, a seductive rookie member of the Baywatch Team.
>Jon Bass as Ronnie Peterson, a clumsy rookie member of the Baywatch Team.
>Priyanka Chopra as Victoria Leeds, the corrupt businesswoman who threatens the beach.

This concept actually has some potential for a B-movie, to be what the Now You See Me movies were not.

>Life (May 24, 2017)
Directed by Daniel Espinosa.

A group of astronauts aboard the International Space Station receives a sample of a microscopic lifeform found on Mars, which soon displays traces of sentiency and escapes containment, pitting the astronauts against an invisible enemy on a race against time to prevent the lifeform from reaching Earth, at which point it could wipe out the entire human race.

>Rebecca Ferguson as Miranda Bragg, a microbiologist on her first assignment in space.
>Ryan Reynolds as Jack Harrison.
>Jake Gyllenhall as John McKay.
>Aryion Bakare.
>Hiroyuki Sanada.
>Olga Dihovichnaya.
>Alexandre Nguyen.

>Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (May 26, 2017).
Directed by Joachim Ronning and Espen Sandberg

Captain Jack Sparrow becomes a target of Captain Salazar, leader of a crew of ghosts who have escaped from the Devil's Triangle decided to destroy all pirates. To defeat him, Jack is forced to join forces with his old nemesis, Hector Barbossa, as they embark on a quest for the fabled Trident of Poseidon that also leads Jack to cross paths with Henry Turner, son of his old friend Will Turner, who is trying to rescue Will from his oath to ferry the dead into afterlife. Along the way Henry develops a relationship with Carina Smyth, a young astronomer who holds the map to the Devil's Triangle.

>Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow.
>Javier Bardem as Captain Salazar.
>Geoffrey Rush as Hector Barbossa.
>Orlando Bloom as Will Turner.
>Brenton Thwaits as Henry Turner.
>Kaya Scodelario as Carina Smyth.
>Kevin McNally as Joshamee Gibbs.
>Stephen Graham as Scrum.
>Martin Klebba as Marty.
>Adam Brown as Jib.

youtube.com/watch?v=1xo3af_6_Jk

>Wonder Woman (June 2, 2017).
Directed by Patty Jenkins.

During World War I, Princess Diana of Themyscira, an uncharted island inhabited by the legendary Amazons, is chosen to journey to Men's World and save it from destruction.

>Gal Gadot as Diana / Wonder Woman.
>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor, a soldier that aids Diana.
>Lucy Davis as Etta Candy, Trevor's secretary who quickly befriends Diana.
>Connie Nielsen as Queen Hyppolita, Queen of the Amazons and Diana's mother.
>Robin Wright as General Antiope, commander of the Amazons and Diana's aunt.
>Lisa Loven Kongsli as Menalippe, Antiope's lieutenant.
>Elena Anaya.
>Saiid Taghmaoui.
>Ewen Bremner.
>Eugene Brave Rock.
>David Thewlis.
>Danny Huston.

youtube.com/watch?v=5lGoQhFb4NM

>The Mummy (June 9, 2017).
Directed by Alex Kurtzman.

During a raid on a abandoned bunker in Iraq, military officer Tyler Colt accidentally awakens the mummy of a powerful Egyptian queen, and their minds become connected, affording Colt the power to sense the Mummy's movements. He is then recruited by Brotherhood of the Temple, a secret society sworn to defend humankind from supernatural creatures, to prevent the mummy from unleashing Hell on Earth.

>Tom Cruise as Tyler Colt.
>Sofia Boutella as the Mummy.
>Annabeth Wallis as Jenny Halsley, an archaeologist who aids Colt.
>Jake Johnson as Ryan Fisher, a soldier and Colt's best friend.
>Courtney B. Vance as Colonel Gideon Foster, Colt's commanding officer.
>Dylan Smith as Lorenzo Montanari, a wealthy collector of Egyptian artifacts.
>Marwan Kanzari as Malik, the leader of the Brotherhood of the Temple.
>Russell Crowe as Dr. Henry Jekyll, a brilliant scientist with a dark secret.
>Sofia Boutella as The Mummy.

>If you want to defeat Hollywood stop going to the cinema

Have you SEEN the returns this year? It's several billions in losses already.

>The Book of Henry (June 16, 2017)
Directed by Colin Trevorrow.

Henry Carpenter, a gifted young boy and social outcast, develops a crush on his neighbor Christina Sickleman, who lives with her abusive father, Sheriff Glenn Sickleman. Henry and his young brother, Peter, then devise a plan to to rescue Christina in secret from their mother, Susan.

>Jaeden Lieberher as Henry Carpenter.
>Jacob Tremblay as Peter Carpenter.
>Naomi Watts as Susan Carpenter.
>Maddie Ziegler as Christina Sickleman.
>Dean Norris as Sheriff Glenn Sickleman.