What's a soyboy? How do I know if I'm a soyboy?

What's a soyboy? How do I know if I'm a soyboy?

Just by saying so you're probably not a soyboy

measure your oestrogen levels
best way to do that is putting your index finger into your butt.
If its black you're ok, if its white you're a soyboy. simple as that.

Liberal, Apple-watch-wearing, granola-munchin', water-sippin', no-meat-eating, Subaru-drivin', 2-hand-coffee-mug-clutchin', "I'm sorry for being white"-sayer, soyboy.

nice lolololololololololol pretty funny there man!!!

Out of all of these I only drink water, I think I'm good?

do you ingest large quantities of soy? do you get overly excited when presented with anything out of the norm? if yes you may be a soyboy.

shut the fuck up

Im liberal on some issues and moderate/conservative on others, i dont wear an apple watch, i havent eaten granola since like 2013, i do try to drink a lot of water but usually try to get at least 1 protein shake a day, i fucking love meat, i drive a mistubishi eclipse, i dont get this coffee one but like espresso and black coffee, and people who focus intensely on race are faggots
R8 my soyboy levels

There's no one actually like this, right?

As a collegefag i can confirm this is very real

when was the last time you had sex with a woman.?

Unifag too, I guess I don't associate with these people at all

Seem like an average guy so far

I dont either but its hard to deny their existence. Not many in my core classes but plenty in my HASS req classes

Last friday

If by "sex" you mean eating the creampie out of my girlfriend's vagina after her Black Bull fucks her, then yesterday.

Sweet

ITS OVER ((((9000)))

I only wear an Apple watch out of all of these, how much am I?

Yikes hello newfriend

No, the last time you werent a cuck

you are ok then
you are not just a soyboy but a failure, off yourself

He's not op, last Friday

60wat|10

U retardandy?

>I only wear an Apple watch out of all of these
There's a word for people like you.
Idiot.

Sex isnt the main concern, its whether or not youre a cuck/incel
>if you get laid, not a soyboy
>if you could but choose not to, not a soyboy
>if you cant, soyboy
>if your fucking is cucking, soyboy

I'll take that, thanks user

I can I just have no time to fuck around with girls

Wtf is Subarubl doing on the list. I'm right wing and none of that crap you mentioned and drive an Impreza. They're kickass cars.

Although it might be relevant that I'm no amerifat

Leaf?

Youre your own man pursuing bigger things
Sounds alpha to me, or at least omega
Soyboy is like a specific breed of beta

Imo thats the only non-soyboy subaru
Youre ok user, soyboys would be too worried to street race

Eurofag
I'm just angery at technically awesome car brand rooting in rallysport, to be associated with literal faggots and cucks and the like.

>it might be relevant that I'm no amerifat

Yeah that's extremely relevant.

Here in America, it's kind of the sterotype that Liberals drive either a Toyota Prius or a Subaru with a bike rack attached on it somewhere.

Dont know what its like in europe

Thats weird dude. Prius is a universal sign of faggotry I grant you that.

But Subarus, with exception of Forester which is a grandma car, tend to be bought for fast driving by sharp people.

Colin would be devastate

Its a damn shame but take a trip to cali or a suburb and the stereotype holds up
Its especially untrue if its from the 90s or early 2000s, they make great tuners

I understand in Australia and elsewhere there's a following like that but that's just not the case in America.

ITT Subaru v Mitsubishi

Say what you will about Canada, but I don't witness many betas here, and the ones that I do see don't drive

This is now an Impreza thread.

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made me chuckle and I feel dirty

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Sip water, not drink..

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Yeah sure, pal...

Canadians are even worse

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Ok I'm done. Bitchslap them soyboys from me.

They must be all in Toronto

do you look like pic related?
your answer is your answer

cute

ty

that's pajama boy. he's drinking hot chocolate and thinking about discussing having health care

Are you on hormones?
Any more?

yes I am, 1 year :3

was gonna say im not doing a lewd today but I cant say no

How old are you? I'm thinking about hormones as well and was hoping to ask you a few questions
Would you email me so we don't derail the thread?

not putting any email adresses but if you have discord we can talk
and Im 22

Here.


Just after I stopped with the Impreza, the literal faggots taken over.

Ok cool thanks
wjones41
#4372

At maximum, because you give a shit what some cocksucker on Sup Forums thinks of you.

kk sent it :3

I drive a 2006 mitsubishi eclipse, its sweet but its getting up there in miles so i dont know if its worth putting any money into

Fucking 100% soyboy, only a fag would drink or sip water

I like my cars like I like my women, Japanese or Italian

I work in the oilfields of Northern Alberta, Canada, drink mostly black coffee, espresso or various types of dark beer and whiskys, drive a Western Star cab/chassis truck for work, and own a pickup for personal use. Am I a soyboy?

1. Do you have man tits?
2. Are you a socialist Bernie Supporter?
3. Are you a communist?
4. Are you a cuck?
5. Do you believe mainstream media propaganda?
6. Do you drink starbucks?

if any of those questions apply to you, then you are a soy boy

I'd say no. Not much future there.

Front wheel drive.

>oilfields
Instant nope

1. No, puffy nipples but i have high testosterone levels
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No

Old, leaky, erratic and ugly ?

Thats what i was thinking. Its a wonderful car, fun as hell to drive especially with the sub kicked up, but its a bitch to work on
I'll probably drive it into the ground then get something from the /o/ sticky

Looking at the wrong ones my dude

I meant that beefing it up will be pointless cause with FWD your acceleration will be limited and you'll inly ever oversteer on handbrake...

Imo any 'sports' car with FWD is a mistake.

Oh, you are more fancy and busted ?

Suck on it type-rfags

It was a pretty great starter car, and while its not the fastest thing out there it sure beats the hell out of the civics that 99% of everyone around here drives

So it's true that female hormones make you an attention whore

Good and at least you enjoyed having a 2door while you can. Hopefully you'll get a family and you'll need more space.

The Sup Forums of cars

Italian design, japanese aftermarket

well normally if you want to take hormones then you're probably already a bit of an attention whore or are atleast selfish
but taking hormones generally exacerbates these symptoms :3

Yeah im a unifag so thats probably not for like 10 years at least. Would love to get a supra prelude or corvette with fewer miles and trick it out

Well I guess, it's just interesting how easily you flaunt your body to strangers is all. But enjoy it by all means

tbh once people show an interest in your body it makes you feel really good, and honestly its nice to have people like my body, I understand they dont give a fuck about me or my personality, and neither do I for them, generally they want to see my body and appraise me for it and I like their appraisal and show my body to recieve more

its a symbiotic relationship

Show ass

Prelude is no better than what you have dude.

non-native speaker here, what's the difference between sipping and drinking water?

do you have dirt under your fingernails?

What has Sup Forums become

That actually makes sense. Maybe I should get /fit/ and show me benis too

why?

I am actually delighted that soeone understand rather than just calling me a slut or freak, extremely rare these days

do it!!!
get fit, post ur sexy muscles and dick, bask in the glory
no pain no gain

A meme made by insecure betas.

Because i think it's hot but wanna verify amirite

Yeah well it sounds like a great ego boost. And there's enough fags on this site that there's always faggots wanting some weird niche fetish. Look at all the disgusting fat chicks threads yet still people ask for more...

So getting /fit/ would grant even more attention

Meatcuck virgin vs. Vegan chad.. who would win?

>verify
how will additional pics verify my identity?
have a pic with nutsack for your sins

yee it is, and here on Sup Forums there will always be tons of faggots who will love your body