What are you doing with your friday night you failed abortion of a human being?

what are you doing with your friday night you failed abortion of a human being?

was gonna go visit my parents but i ended up working late so i said forget it

playan BOTW.
trying to find some good tier shit to fap to

browsing Sup Forums
as happy as i can be
just like you
you stupid jew
now stop baiting
and user hating
take this (you)
you greedy jew
go to a ylyl thread and post some bananas
or fap to some latinos smexing in cabanas
go away and spam some logs
or go to a /fur thread to stare at some dogs
whatever you do i don't give a fuck
you retarded micro brain cuck
just leave /trash/ thread where it needs to be
forgotten forever, lost in memories

*sparse and unenthusiastic snapping heard offstage*

Probably pubg

>trying to find some good tier shit to fap to
>Good
>Fag porn

Pick one. Amazing though that there isn't a thread up for you to find, usually Sup Forums is swarming with tranny spam.

browsing pics and reading green texts while my wife plays on her pc about four feet away.

im completly heterosexual, i just like degenerate furry/vidya/pony porn. shit like sunibee and sometimes shademan really gets me going.

>loser
yeah right. watching reruns of Full House and Family Matters makes me a 'loser'.

post feet

it's saturday afternoon

Kek, no you're not, you're a closet fag.

you know, if i was, id be ok with that. theres a shit ton more gay degenerate porn than straight, so more for me :)

Just got back from an Eternal Masters draft, pulled a Horizon Canopy, came in third. Now I'm gonna get drunk, and eat pizza.

***Iconic Masters. Sorry im a retard

Watching movies with my wifes sons mothers sons fathers son and having lots of laughes.

Browsing Sup Forums and playing RuneScape. Been suspended from work since Wednesday, so eh....

Sup /cow/?

lold

oh do tell

down on myself like a bitch cause my ex of many years has been dragging me and my emotions through the dirt lately.
trying to distract with books and vidya but so far anger comes through above all

Got work in the morning, boss. Made $5,500 this week alone. How you doin'?

Smokin weed, playin Dragonball FighterZ, cuddling with my cat, browsing Sup Forums, textin the honies, eating day old pizza, drinkin soda, and smokin weed.

I know I said smokin weed twice

I smoke a lot of weed.

gotta sit down and have a convo with her (him?). communication is key

Living in the same house as an ex who constantly flip flops from being affectionate to being a frigid cunt

thats the shittiest part dude, we split probably 6 months ago. this bitch couldnt talk to me in person, barely held a conversation over the phone, only texts, keeps ignoring me but when she does talk to me she goes on about how she wants to stay friends and shit. then i bring up hanging out or just talking for the sake of closure and no response for 5 or 6 days, if at all

believe me, I've tried. i hate what love makes you think and feel. im usually a pretty strong willed and steadfast dude so this shit is ridiculous

>oh do tell
Not much, really. I work in freight. Jackass supervisor saw that a bunch of buckets were on a trailer while I was trying to go find a wooden pallet that wasn't complete shit, with which to re-stack the buckets, but they closed up the door and he thought I did it on purpose. It was still on the truck, it was apparently taken care of, but I still had to write a statement about why it happened, why or why not it was (or wasn't) my fault, and so on. Supervisor decides to suspend me, by telling me after I sign the statement
>I can't work you today. I'll call you.
He said this on Wednesday morning, right at the start of my shift. I went back in Thursday, and he basically humiliated me by saying
>I SAID I'D CALL YOU! It's called, "listening."
Asked for my check, and he said we suddenly don't get them on Thursdays (though we normally do). So, I'm without last week's check, and this week's will only be of 1 day (provided he doesn't call me back in tomorrow morning).

He's a real sack of shit himself though. I do nothing but put up with him and constant, unrelenting wanton disrespect on a daily basis from those fucks, and he's always had it out for me; has an axe to grind, and he's probably enjoying thinking he's making me 'suffer.'

But, I hit $500 on a random scratch-off, so I made up for this week's wage-losses, with some from possibly next week's as well. Basically, I got paid vacation. I've also got two interviews lined up on Monday for better jobs that pay twice as much with half as much effort, and related to what I actually went to university for.

If I still work there, I'm going to make his life very hard from here on.
>10 mins for one fucking post
>fix the fucking captchas

Not much really. Just downing some wine and playing a bit of BF4. I'm happy, even if only for a couple hours.

Why do you live with your ex user? Are you siblings?

im looking to get a job too. good luck to you user.

fuck supervisors who have the communication skills and empathy of highschool dropout mcdonalds employees.
just dont do anything that may fuck your resume down the road, man. sadly guys like that have a lot of sway over your recommendations for future jobs

Jokes on you I was a successful abortion

...but,

Nigger I just got home from work. My back hurts, my legs hurt, and I have to right back for my next shift in ten hours.

Go fuck yourself.

Browsing Sup Forums waiting for ppl to wake up for round two.
Super stoned and listening to new Migos album with hallmates.

watching some lifetime movie about teens getting trouble with sexting and hoping someone makes a new ciara bread

Having some dinner and browsing this shitfest after working until midnight.

>listening to new Migos album with hallmates
I heard this guy for the first time last night. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that a 10yo with Down Syndrome could make that music.

Cooking tempura and getting fucken drunk!! Gotta treat my bod to some grease after working it ragged all week.
No friends or lovers, fuck 'em.
I'd rather the company of the silence and would make good bed fellows with it before it becomes an eternal permeance in death.
Shitposting with strangers on Sup Forums and Sup Forums is truly top tier interaction. Much cleaner than dealing with the npc's of this world, dredging thru them hoping to find an active mind when the company I seek are all right here on this wonderous site.

Here is a (You)
Take it, it is yours.

Good luck user, fuck those mother fuckers.
Fuck them up, down, left right & center.
Fuck those mother fuckers until they beg for mercy.
Fuck them against the sidewalk and donkey punch those bitches until they can't see straight no more.

And I suppose you're with 4 girls right now? Fingering one, penis in another, toeing the other two on the floor. Gee OP, where do you find the time? You're getting 4 women done at once and still find the time to make a thread on Sup Forums. Wow. Golly

I am only fingering a single sexy furry girl right now but her pussy is so warm and tight i don't really need anyone else

Now this is Sup Forums posting.

I'm browsing Sup Forums because my gf is sleeping and I can't because muh insomnia

I got some uni work done and I wanted to work on my romance stories. I'm happy with how this one is going so far.