ITT: we act like redditors

ITT: we act like redditors

>Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

*says something thoughtfull and clever*

*cracks shitty pun based on thoughtful and clever statement*
Edit: My top comment is about *topic of the statement*
Edit 2: a word

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

! Redditsilver

I use they/them pronouns.

Eeeeeegggaaaaaaactlly. *honk honk honk* I went to my doctor in Brooklyn Heights and told him I’ve been experiencing sexual dysfunction that I believe is due to chronic stress which I’ve been experiencing ever since trump took office. He prescribed me Zantac 20mg and Prozac. Do I have epicardial rhinitis or am I just Jewish as fuck???? Lawl :D ^_^

This might get downvoted to oblvion, but i dont care.

This.

I have a question, don't upvote

I bought BTC at ATH 19,000....what do?

donald drumf anyone agree xD

Edit: spelling

remind me! that im a retarded piece of shit in 69 days

happy cake day. im gay. im a retarded faggot. heres a gif of michael scott from the office.

Top kek, but there's nothing wrong with taking zantac and Prozac. Americans are too busy working to take good care of their health.

Let me hold the door for you
>I'm an athiest

Dumpf, am I right fellow redditors?

Good bot.

i fucking hate this thread

haha good one id give you reddit gold if i could afford it xD

I got a Nintendo Switch guys!

Dude, literally this.

This needs to be upvoted to the top.

Edit: Wow, gold??? Haha thanks. xD My reddit gold cherry has been popped!!!

Edit 2: My inbox has exploded! Slow down fellas!

Edit 3: Okay I get it, Neil Degrasse Tyson is REALLY smart.

Edit 4: Downvotes, really???

Edit 5: Wow my highest rated comment is about sucking cocks xD go figure!

Some say he's editing his comment till this day

im going to click a meaningless arrow to symbolize that i enjoyed this image and all around do nothing meaningful with my life and existence

man those guys over at "Sup Forums" are soooo grosss.
i am so glad we have this safe community,
le reddit : )

DRUMPF IMPEACH #MUELLER

is there a video of pic related?

oh mah gud dont be posting noodies or else teh modz will get cha!

stop calling me a normie, I have been here all summer

>Video
>Pic related
Choose one

on a real tho, what is this mueller shit? explain that to a foreign user

o be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

DAE remember this le gem?

Upboats to the left XD

Edit: Seriously, guys? Downvotes? At least argue why I'm wrong instead of taking away my karma :(

john, haha, where did you find this one!?

I went to college and consider myself an intellectual but still just another fascist pawn of consumerism nonetheless. Oh look at this picture of Zelda fan art I drew on my free time using my Mac and my white priveledge. Also this picture of my trip to Wisconsin with a shitty lens flare effect and oversaturated color.

Edit: wow so many upvotes!

*nice sweet comment incongruously paired with vile username*

!RemindMe 30 days

>This thread is fake and gay

mfw i only use reddit for porn

Interesting, I only use Sup Forums for porn

That Hiro fellow is a funny guy

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>now give me upvotes

Wow! You won't believe this, but I just hung out with epic h@x0rs on the scary evil 4chin site! Those people are so disgusting and say so many vile things! I'm so glad to be in this safe little community with my diggity dank memes !. Know DE WAE amiright? Lawlz! AMA anything about my experience.

literally any subreddit wherein people post nude selfies (like r/gonewild) is plagued with questionable age material

i mostly stick to the swingers subreddits, thats where i post my nudes and stories

>Not sure why you're being downvoted

Kek

WHEN DOES LE NARWHAL BACON???

Anyone else enjoy that butt plug up your ass last night as you let that line of niggers come over to fuck your wife and raise their babies?

So in other words just act normal then? Modern Sup Forums already acts like Redditors.

haha

LOL

xD

"I'm not racist but I fucking hate white people"

>plagued

/r/me_irl too thanks

Dubs and the anons stop acting like cucks

Not sure if this comment is OK.

[Insert status quo comment for upvotes to validate my existence]

LOL I did nazi that coming!!