What's in your pockets thread

What's in your pockets thread.

What do you guys carry around with you pretty much every day. What do you never leave your homes without?

>phone
>wallet
>keys

>phone
>9mm
>wallet
>keys

You carry a 9mm with you at all times?

Rate.

Bare minimum, good man.

Or a 40

I see a marker in there. Nigga, you tagin' shit?

Yep. I need bullet to live.

pics or it doesn't exist.

40 9mm bullets? You carry ammo pack or what?

> 9mm
How many? I always have five with me.

No

> S&W
good boi

got the range ammo loaded or what?

Love fmjs

Hopefully not for carry.

nice sigma

yeah what this user said. don't carry FMJ you poopdick

Phone
Cards/cash
Knife
glock 19/p226 depending on the day
Lighter


Anything more and you should feel bad

Poopdick

Underused insult, something so childish about it makes it awesome.

Minus cash and ID.

You carry around a 20 sided die? Is it for a joke? Do you role for initiative?

Kek

...

> d20
Ok, if I roll 20, I'll not jerk off.

If I roll a 20 that means I can jerk off.

Won it from a bar keep in an outskirts town. That's as much as anyone should know. Mind your own business why don't ya.

People get hurt when they wrestle with things they don't quite comprehend..

sauce on pic related pls

I didn't think I liked you based off your stuff, and that post just solidified my disdain for you. good day sir.

And welcome to the internet, Sup Forums says a gentle hello too.

is that a rape whistle?

buddy!

Nah, it's USB. whistle in other pocket.

Phone. Bank card. Key. Rabbits foot. Condom. Hard candies. Hand sanitizer. Single coffee bean. Trail mix. Business card. Used condom. Tide Pod.

> used condom
In de ass?