How the fuck do we compete with this? i can't get a date, all the pretty girls want a stallion

how the fuck do we compete with this? i can't get a date, all the pretty girls want a stallion

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How could any woman like a horse? They can't even clean their own genitals.

I grew up on a ranch. My sister hated when she had to clean them, my mom was pretty neutral about it, and my brother was all for it. Turned out he was a faggot.

I was the bitch of the family and always gagged at the smell so I got off the hook but still.

Start going for stallions too. Nothing like 1200 pounds of muscled horse shoving his ass back against you.

Bermp

I wish my ex would play with horse cock... She was kind of a country girl and I just wanted to see her covered in cum.

checked. Low key that is aesthetic as fuck.

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Show dem webms of horses cuming

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this pleaaaaaase

she's just brushing the hair off her horse's tummy. nothing erotic about it.

Post more webms plz.

except for the massive cock you're pretending to ignore

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how the fuck do we compete with THIS?

Could be worse...

ive eaten out a studs ass out before, is amazing

please greentext

Surprised nobody called out the size of my dick, makes me a little better about myself. I guess I'll make it, lads.

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sorry was just so insignificant

Fuck

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top kek

new fagge dont know how but will try
>my love of horses started when i got my own compooter
>got into a weird site real young
>bestiality at its finest
>start getting turned on say fuck who cares just porn
>jerk it feel bad tomorrow come back for more
>so begins my life long taboo fetish with animals, still ashamed butt fuck it
>fast forward married wife loves horses
>i love horses(in the sexual fashion only)
>wife gets free horse
>boards it close to house
>walk or drive every day after work csause she work late i dont, have a solid 3-4 hours alone with horse with her being one of the only ones with 1 stud
>super nervous shaking like a god damn leaf

how the fuck do we compete with THIS?

Can a nigger?

"Many horses are quite well endowed, Percy, but that does not make them considerate lovers."

small dick confirmed

The outfit to surpass Metal Gear

>go into her stall, pet com, gain her already won trust
>work towards her but
>shes a quater horse so she has a huge ass
>pet butt
>inner butt
>fell hair thinning with warm skin
>finslly feel her warm squishey mare pussy

boy, being a ponyfaggot is sure hard

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how the fuckkkk do we compete with THIS?

holy fucking god i want to fondle those fat balls

> watches horse porn
> can't get a date

I'm shocked.

I'm just imagining a person with a penis that didn't stop growing every second a chick kept groping it. The look on the chick's face... mm... one could imagine.

>watches horse porn

>can get a date

im shocked

>heart is about to explode
>start rubbing her, playing with her exactly how i would regular pussy
>get idea
>get really close to really soak it in
>plunge straight first in her ass eating her out like a wildabeast
>feel her get startled but eases into it
>feel her relaxing loosing up
>feel her pussy flex on my mouth, was about to come right there i sweeerrr

>can date a horse
>watches porn

I'm shocked.

Fucking nigger

damn you beat me bro

any onr there??

You gotta finish this

>wip dick out
>start jacking it hella hard
>start fingering see her flex as i go in
>all five fingers
>then hand
>then wrist
>my is about to light my dick on fire from sheer friction
>feel her loosen one last time
>shes tight but i slide right
>best feeling ever
>arm and hand just surrounded by hot wet pussy
>i came buckets
>my knees buckled from the shotgun blast of a load

Both of which are animals

I wonder if you can catch a sexually transmitted disease from a horse..
I know you can get one from fucking niggers.

If I had to chose I would probably take my chances with a horse, because you can just use a wet cloth to clean dirt from horse cock..

I don't think you can clean an std off a nigger cock.