"Watchu doin way over here by yoself white boy? C'mon over here and teach me how to swim!"

>"Watchu doin way over here by yoself white boy? C'mon over here and teach me how to swim!"
How do you respond?

>I cant swim, but Id love to drown in your pussy

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Drown you nigger

Just jump in the water...don’t worry sweetheart you’ll float

no

>a whale that can't swim? who the hell you think you're foolin?

I thought whales knew how to swim

Heh

"I can't swim"

You'll float because you're fat.

lulz

O-Of course mi'lady. It would be my humble pleasure to teach you how to swim

Rape her once where in the pool

Learn how to float first

niggers cant swim, now get back to them fields

Pool's closed

only if you free my willy

>swim away as fast as i can

woahhhh kak

>nigger
>swimming

I give her a basic lesson in swimming and go about my day.

Don't worry, you'll float like a cork future diabetic girl.

no thanks, dont want dark blubber

I would look at her and tell her the truth.
>"Sorry, I don't know how to swim."

>Hey LaShwonda-Niqua, that's a BATHING suit.
>Not a SWIMMING suit, so get rid of that before you drown!

Then teach her how to swim while holding her tightly so she doesn't go under.

dubs of truth. checked

I'm not white so we'll likely just make fun of the white people together.

Make fun of them as the sun literally poses a threat to their life, their skin turns red and how all the white guys look identical and have the same name.

Will also make fun of the fact that white people have NOOO shape, on average

"Are we about to fuck? Cause like, I'll fuck you but you're not worth playing games about it. Fuck me right now or go away."

I’d do it. She obviously already knows how. She’s flirting. I’m not autistic

I couldent speak with all the vomit im trying to hold back

Evidently you're the only one in this thread.

We should go to a pool for this.

samefag detected, heh

"How am i supposed to teach a boulder how to swim?"

if you get her shaved, fresh out of the shower, and in a cool room (so she doesn't sweat)... she'd be awesome in bed. but yeah, if that criteria can't be met, you might have a yuck time.

>implying sex isn't always gross to some degree

she's cute tbh would flirt back

"you don't look like you have troubles floating on top."

Same.