I'm scared Sup Forums

I'm scared Sup Forums.
What if the Sun runs out of coal?

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don't worry, user, there's still plenty of coal there for another couple of years!

coalburners get the bullet

There's enough coal in Antarctica to fill the sun 300000 times.

Don't worry user, in the core of the sun is a few million alien creatures that shut out coal
But you have to be careful, they only exist as long as the jews keep them alive

then it'll just have to run on solar power.

This is the deepest thing I've ever read on Sup Forums

We can strip mine more of West Virginia and ship it there.

deep

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But we'd have to build a great big mirror to reflect on itself though, silly billy!

Just move away from the sun at 8 minutes per hour

I get it

hate to tell you all this, but in accordance with the paris agreement the sun has gone nuclear.
there is as yet some indecision as to where to dump the used fuel rods, but at the moment the candidate locations are either jupiter or earth, depending on where the least environmental impact would occur. in the end it will come down to the economics of transport, making earth the more likely choice.

just when you thought you'd hit the right panic button, eh monkeys?

If the sun has more than 11 solar masses, it will continue to burn neon and oxygen instead.

say no to solar panels, they drain the Sun's light faster than normal. at this rate, the Sun will die

We can burn people. There is always enought of people. And they can reproduce to be burned.

Lots of idiots in this thread...

>Coal: hydrocarbon-rich substance
>Coal burns: Hydrocarbons + Oxygen
>Byproduct: CO2 + H2O
>Suns gravity well draws byproduct back in
>Compresses to coal and oxygen
>Lather, Rinse, Repeat

The sun will never run out of coal

there's no limit to the number of times we can invade Iraq. They have enough oil to keep it going

don't worry, my dude
NASA recently received funding to hire Bruce Willis to lead a team of miners to Uranus and harvest enough coal to keep the sun burning for another 20 years

We're gonna make it brah

Its cool mate, we'll just mine some more coal

I thought Trump was shutting down the Sun in order to use more eco friendly sources of energy like using solar panels

NO! He's put a tariff on sunlight to save the coal industry!

way to be over an hour late and not read the thread

>What if the Sun runs out of coal?
The Sun is a mass of
incandescent gas
a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is turned into helium
at a temperature of millions of degrees

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OK, pal...
Next you'll tell me elves, fairies, Eskimos and the female orgasm are real, too.

Bet you're a round-earther too huh, soyboy?

and the clit....

stfu faggoy

Fuck you stay away from my anus. I will store my coal where ever I want to.

hide it as deep as you can buddy, I'll keep looking until I find it

wow just wow

don't worry user, sun is just hologram