New celeb thread

New celeb thread
Who are your top 3?

And their shows are not going to change things up. Cancer. Lets try to be better than people, ugly way to change it up cancer and to hold on to people, cancer and the short and ugly kids are no cancer, no cancer miracle people look like a piece of poop cancer only on television cancer and they travel like super stars, but they're just a budget PopEater than everybody else. The way Kirsten cater. Any people together? Ugly cancer. And that's why survive is a blessing cancer, not me now, if they bother you, ugly way cancer, no cancer, no cancer in frontof, change things up cancer within try to be better than you ugly with cancer look for a short shit for all cancer. And was to copy off of you cancer, no cancer, no cancer. I thought change things up cancer to change things up cancer, whole people cancer and am trying to read you cancer in front of change things up while holding on to you and make everything difficult, so could change things up and when you want a comfortable, they just fucking holding on to you and then change things off in and lie to people and have them try to get you angry by holding on to people, lie to you and just read more things if they couldn't get you angry or something like that, and so I just choose comfortable and they just try to read people for a change, things up. Sure poop frog cancer. After that so anyways to put cancer about it short cancer

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Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?
Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.
And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?

I am monitoring this thead lads.

>Not tonight.
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LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU

Anyone want to see a tribute for beat emma?

>Celebrity refers to the fame and public attention accorded by the mass media to individuals or groups or, occasionally, animals, but is usually applied to the persons or groups of people (celebrity couples, families, etc.) themselves who receive such a status of fame and attention. Celebrity status is often associated with wealth (commonly referred to as fame and fortune), while fame often provides opportunities to earn revenue.
>Successful careers in sports and entertainment are commonly associated with celebrity status,[1][2] while political leaders often become celebrities.
>People may also become celebrities due to media attention on their lifestyle, wealth, or controversial actions, or for their connection to a famous person.
5 BAGS OF POPCORN

Best*

Yes

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true story incoming
>used to work as a host in a famous NYC restaurant/dessert shop
>always a wait, would make hundreds of dollars in tips on a busy day dealing with celebrities/regular people handshaking me $100 dollar bills to cut the line (no reservations)
>late one weeknight maybe around 9 or 10, restaurant is full but only 1 or 2 people waiting
>couple comes in with a young, pretty attractive girl. parents look wealthy so i stiffen up hoping they'll tip me for a table
>start talking to them, tell them its a 45 minute wait but "ill see what i can do"
>"oh that would be great, we just got here from LA and are starving!"
>ask them if its their first time at our restaurant, first time in NYC?
>no, she's an actress - we're in NY often
>girl is shy and looks down at her feet blushing
>i say oh cool, what do you do?
>the parents incredulously say "shes on the disney channel, this is victoria justice"
>idk who the fuck that is, but cool - welcome
>get them a table upstairs where we usually put celebrities
>while shes up there some little kids on the main floor are freaking out "omg omg omg was that victoria justice??"
>i google her, oh shit shes a disney star, millions of followers etc etc
>remember her blushing, check her age - shes 20 at the time (roughly my age)
>start talking to coworkers, im the only one whos single/not gay, gotta make a move
>write my name and number on a slip of receipt paper
>she comes downstairs to use the bathroom, we make eye contact and she smiles before looking down again
>after the bathroom she comes out and takes some pictures with the kids, her parents come downstairs and are smiling
>"thank you so much! victoria loved it, you were very nice"
>victoria says "thank you!" and opens her arms to hug me
>we hug, it's alright
>"thanks for coming! here's my number if you want to stop in again or have a host to show you around NY"
>she blushes and smiles, parents smile, they leave
parents didn't tip me, she never called. fuck your mistress.

Got a kik? Don't want to trigger fags on here haha

and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way

That's the same face I made. :3

hey mr. newman is this when you asked your ryry to do "things"?

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When?
No I said 'This time I'm gonna fuck your ass'

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Kstew is an all time fave

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cute thumbnail

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thank someones god he is only posting thumbnails of emma shitson

Ryan's face in that picture was similar to the emoji I posted (｡•́︿•̀｡)

She was the favourite of my ex-best friend on IRC (who hates me now). Seeing her reminds me of the lewd chats we had about her.

You must be related to that guy who's always cumming on his roommate's iPad.

>I am monitoring this thead lads.

Oh

>iPad
It's a Samsung tablet nigga

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your friend had good taste

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Oh, okay. (. _ . )

That's why I said RELATED.

Agreed, I didn't get into her until we started chatting about her.

I knew she'd grow up hot first time I watched modern family

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what kind of chats

I can do more tributes another time on kik rulen0

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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My beautiful bikini babe is my top 3. BD user, did she ever fall back asleep last night?

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goddammit she looks like such a raging bitch that shit gets me hard

Elizabeth olsen
Saoirse ronan
Shantel vansanten

Ryry socks...

Hard gay chats. Nah I'm mostly joking. Basically just lewd chatting about her, he's like me in that he likes to watch other guys fuck girls he likes which I found really hot, he wanted me to fuck Kristen and I'd try to get him lewd about Emma Roberts.

good trade off

My top 3 has to be
Emma
Kstew
Gal

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Didn't read lol

If only I could take her as my bikini babe as well.....

It's a pasta so don't worry to much

yo those legs yo!

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classy emma

She did, then I kissed her on the forehead before sneaking out of the bed and tucking her in. :3

I don't care for socks for socks, but I do like some feet.

Would you offer up a celeb you liked, who would it be?

What a sexy woman.

1) Shitz McGruder
2) Bo-bo the Jew
3) Bernie Sanders

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But you know I do...

Keira Knightley maybe

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Would kiss her feet while she sleeps

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I’m sure Ava was sounding so silly and incoherent after you made her cum herself stupid. But that’s the kind of orgasm she needs when she’s horny and can’t sleep. Thank you BD user for helping her and tucking her in :)

I swear that's another Kenzie pic

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I do know that. :]

I hardly ever see her in here. :c
Is she your favorite or just someone you'd be willing to share? Taylor is my favourite and I'm reluctant to share her. ; - ;

Would throw a blanket on her.

No problem friend! :#]

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LEWD 68

Just joined this thread. Glad to see this beauty here!

oh kStew is my have but Keira Knightley is easily in my top three

VJUICE
BEST EMMA
KSTEW

You know probably everything I like...

Knowing Ava, she was probably upset when she woke. I know she’d be touching herself, crying for you to come back to her. My slutty little bikini girl is so ridiculous sometimes..

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*and yes I am

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I didn't relaize how many people like Kristen. It's the legs isn't it?

>oh kStew is my have
Damn, what a coincidence. Now I'm gonna feel bad if someone ends up lewding her. :c

I got a good preview. :]

I probably shouldn't think about it too much, I just got home and will probably be having a nap soon.

Whoops.

meant fave my bad

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Hmmm...

I like emma roberts too

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>Tfw nobody joins your monster hunter quests

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