Pirates @ Dodgers: Where's Everybody? Edition

Nova vs Urias

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Are Dodgers getting better or are Pirates just ass?

dodgers are on fire atm

Dodgers heating up

I've just now realized that Vince Cully's replacement whose name I still haven't bothered to learn sounds like he could easily be Joe Buck's brother

lol his name is Joe too

Get a hit you pie rat fucks I don't want to hear all the casuals moaning about Roberts inevitably removing Urias during a no no

good point

Pirates are very depleted right now.
>No Marte
>No Kang
>No Frazier
>No Freese
>No Taillon
>Cervelli struggling with injuries
>Jaso hasn't been released

This is the inning where history is made

Aww shit not Tolesy

Toles you slow fuck. You ruined an historic night

I feel like I made a wish on a monkeys paw. I'm sorry toles this is all my fault

Instant karma for not diving. When are they getting rid of this fuck? He's terrible.

Clutch!

Ok you can stop getting hits now assholes

(You)

THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A DEFENSIVE PLAY, TOLES YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. Thank you, Puig

>Pirates @ Dodgers: Where's Everybody? Edition
in the thread which was made before this probably....

>romo
we got ourselves a tie game

I'm serious. He can only hit righties and even then he can only hit the fastball. He has speed but you never see it in the outfield. Arm is pretty good, though.

Why are you making shit up? Did you not see that insane dive he made in defeat

Did the moon get in kike's eyes?
christ

god damn it fucking kike

>one good play makes someone an elite defender
I've watched him since he's come up last year, haven't been impressed

Flashback of 2014

Fuck

great fucking hit

Fuck the dodgers

No one can even explain how good Nova's been for us lately.

Why is Utley so fucking based?

Finally Utley

SLUTLEY!

Sweep
Sweep
Sweeping these pie rats

>RISP
pls don't fuck it up

no one more based than chase

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why did he do that?

pls don't walk seaGOAT

>trying to kill seager
fuck off

Just noticed Dean spanos is behind home plate

I hope he fucks off LA we don't want the chargers

great play desu

What the fuck Cody.

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Worst coast time zones are the fucking worst.

>(L)east coast

Why does Jaso have dreads

neat

Why is Baez still on this team? He is a professional choke artist.

Pedro old form is back

dude weed lmao

baez being shit again

All the money in the world and the front office still refuses to address the bullpen

FUCK OFF MARINE LAYER

>RISP
Please

This call hurts the dodgers

What the fuck lol. Wasn't that fouled back?

SEND YOUR DOYER ENERGY

Top 3 pen in baseball idiot. Number one in baseball for 2016 fucking animals fuck off already

Turner end this shit

pls based cody whack a dinger

future GOAT Bellinger!

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HAHA YES FUCK YOUR SHIFTS

are you fucking kidding me

>Joc

for fuck's sake

clearly out

Leaving Joc to hit there was maybe Roberts worst mistake tonight and he made a few of them

Jansen is coming in right? Then we try again. Jansen can do 6 outs.

Shut the fuck up already faggot. Honestly take a razor to the neck. Fuck off forever.

>Joc hitting .240
>hear shitty commentators talk about "how well Joc is swinging the bat"

Pretty sure he got 3 hits yesterday and 3 rbi and another today. Does a player have to hit 300 with 2 rbi and 2 runs everyday?

Jansen shouldnt pitch more than one inning because its not the playoffs..

jansen is so goddamn based

Shut the fuck idiot. He threw 11 pitches and hasn't worked in days.

Grandal walkoff incoming

eh i'll take it. good swings today

Come on Buccos! Win this one for Taillon or something else equally inspiring!

>pinch running for grandal
>a pitcher; stripling

the city of roberts

why haven't la mexi bros jumped this faggot?

this fucking ump

There's no one else on the bench and he's probably the next best reliever anyway

Bunting here is retarded as hell tho

Stripling used to play slot receiver. He can run

WE LOVE IT

What did I say guy can run

user BTFO

WE LOVE IT
FUCK THE PIE RATS FOREVER IRREVELANT

>the city of (you)

brehs know they shit

muh nigga

AHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING BACKUP CATCHER AND LONGMAN BTFO THE PIE RATS

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It actually worked. The madman!

>BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

ayy nice
Doyers win :^)

YES FUCK YES

the only literal pirate in the game

how autistic are you?


btfo

how in the fuck can a guy who nearly thew a no hitter on his first major league career also be able to run super fast

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never forget

>mfw brehs dont know my post was a jinx post
thnx for the yous lads

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they can't keep doing this, I'm going to get an anxiety attack if the Doyers keep winning this way

Alright lads tomorrow same time same place

Good win I just hope Tolesy is ok