How to disappoint your parents in 3-5 words

How to disappoint your parents in 3-5 words

"I am trans"

I'm a chef at McDonalds

"I love being a sheep!"

"Check my dubs"

Traps are not gay.

this one unironically happened to me
it was a nice way to test if my parents actually loved me or not

If your parents actually love you, they will take you to a psychiatrist that is more conservative and correctly acknowledges that trans is a mental illness that they try to fight together.

I use Sup Forums.

Can't count

We will see. Currently I'm on therapy right now so I accept any help people can offer me.

Browse Sup Forums daily.

>be white
"I hate white people."

I browse Sup Forums
>what's a Sup Forums

Molest your dad

can someone help me find this vid

I don’t have the rent

I don't have a girlfriend

move out, never call again

i got arrest for pedophillia

My son has worked at McDonald's for almost a year, and I'm pretty proud of him.
He is only 17, though.

My girlfriend is black

"i will end net neutrality"

"Hey, I'm still alive."

My girlfriend Shaniqua and I......

Heat ledge is kill.

Is it halal?

No